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Posted: 2/21/2016 1:59:11 AM EST
[Last Edit: 2/21/2016 1:59:27 AM EST by Commando223]


Say you’re spending your days drinking out of a Bernie Sanders coffee mug, sporting your Bernie Sanders underwear, and maybe even sleeping with a little crocheted Bernie doll with a perfect wisp of white hair. But say that’s not enough.

Well, a new dating site has answered your prayers. By joining BernieSingles.com, you can now even snatch up your very own Bernie Bro — or lady.

That’s right: A dating site has cropped up exclusively to make romantic pairings amongst the Vermont senator’s most enthusiastic fans. Especially after two Sanders supporters were booted off the popular dating app Tinder for using the app to recruit volunteers, it's time they have a dating platform of their own.

The site’s creators are clearly onto something – young people love Bernie, and they also love online dating.

But the people behind BernieSingles.com might have underestimated just how many young singles are looking for democratic socialist mates. The Hill reports that the site crashed on Wednesday after attracting 1,000 users in an hour. And the server likely couldn’t keep pace with demand on Thursday either, suffering more intermittent outages in the morning.

The service boasts the same social awareness that is a core appeal of Sanders’s actual candidacy. There are only a few "commandments" governing conduct, and they include, "Thou shall not send nudes without consent from both parties," and, "Thou shall not be creepy, rapey or stalky."

Beyond that, the site simply implores users to abide by one motto: "What would Bernie do?" As long as that directive doesn’t conjure too literal an image, it’s otherwise not a bad proposition.

http://www.vox.com/2016/2/19/11060288/sanders-dating-site
Link Posted: 2/21/2016 2:00:44 AM EST
Gay
Link Posted: 2/21/2016 2:01:33 AM EST
itsjustlunch.com itsjustherpes.com
Link Posted: 2/21/2016 2:03:31 AM EST
I'll bet lib chicks take it in the pooper. If I weren't happily married, I might try to parlay this into some easy poon.
Link Posted: 2/21/2016 2:04:31 AM EST
Maybe I'll sign up and go on some dates and make them pay. Only fair.
Link Posted: 2/21/2016 2:15:16 AM EST
Socialism for STDs.
Link Posted: 2/21/2016 2:16:35 AM EST
Good dating site for those that still love with mom and dad
Link Posted: 2/21/2016 4:23:52 PM EST
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Originally Posted By 1BMF:
Maybe I'll sign up and go on some dates and make them pay. Only fair.
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Good idea
Link Posted: 2/21/2016 4:25:56 PM EST
We need a dating site for firearm enthusiasts ;)
Link Posted: 2/21/2016 4:26:00 PM EST
[Last Edit: 2/21/2016 4:28:50 PM EST by raven]
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Good idea
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Originally Posted By 1BMF:
Maybe I'll sign up and go on some dates and make them pay. Only fair.


Good idea
I think I just became a Bernie Bro. "What do you mean you don't want to pay for it all? I thought you were a socialist."
Link Posted: 2/21/2016 4:38:11 PM EST
What about when he passes away in a few years from old age?
Link Posted: 2/21/2016 4:38:38 PM EST
Yep, that's the problem with anyone dating from there. They both expect the other to pay
Link Posted: 2/21/2016 4:42:40 PM EST
The 1% aren't the only ones getting screwed this election season
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LOL
Link Posted: 2/21/2016 4:52:13 PM EST
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Originally Posted By naludiablo:
Yep, that's the problem with anyone dating from there. They both expect the other to pay
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Imagine that awkward staring showdown at the candle lit table when that check comes.
Link Posted: 2/21/2016 5:01:50 PM EST
can you imagine these bozos dating. expensive dinner, and both expect the other one to pay for everything.
Link Posted: 2/21/2016 5:25:53 PM EST
[Last Edit: 2/21/2016 5:26:48 PM EST by formerblueangel]
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Originally Posted By 1BMF:
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That's right. I'd blow a load on their backs and leave them with them a Make America Great Again sticker stuck on their on their bat wings.

Link Posted: 2/21/2016 5:30:37 PM EST
Sign me up!

I have thick, horn rimmed glasses and a copy of Das Capital some where around here.

Oh, and Hep C.
Link Posted: 2/21/2016 5:36:28 PM EST
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Originally Posted By GunDisaster:
We need a dating site for firearm enthusiasts ;)
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We do, it's GD. When a new member reveals she is in fact a woman, first to buy her a membership wins. Don't you read the rules?
Link Posted: 2/21/2016 5:37:51 PM EST
So, they are not just voting, they are breeding. Great.
Link Posted: 2/21/2016 5:39:49 PM EST
Meet other people who understand the world!

We are just a couple of Bernie supporters who thought it would be pretty dank for us to have a place to meet and connect with other supporters



Good Christ!!!!!
Link Posted: 2/21/2016 5:40:10 PM EST
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Originally Posted By maggiethecat:
can you imagine these bozos dating. expensive dinner, and both expect the other one to pay for everything.
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You guys are so pedestrian.

Make sure you order an entree much more expensive than your date, expensive drinks, eat most of the apps. Oh, and the dessert.

Then split the bill.
Link Posted: 2/21/2016 5:40:14 PM EST
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Originally Posted By formerblueangel:

That's right. I'd blow a load on their backs and leave them with them a Make America Great Again sticker stuck on their on their bat wings.

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Originally Posted By 1BMF:
Maybe I'll sign up and go on some dates and make them pay. Only fair.

That's right. I'd blow a load on their backs and leave them with them a Make America Great Again sticker stuck on their on their bat wings.



That will make somebody a fine sig line.
Link Posted: 2/21/2016 5:46:08 PM EST
Do they give you a testosterone test first to make sure you are in fact a pussified little bitch or do they just assume you are by being there?
Link Posted: 2/21/2016 5:54:16 PM EST
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Originally Posted By charliebravo:
I'll bet lib chicks take it in the pooper. If I weren't happily married, I might try to parlay this into some easy poon.
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Then a few weeks later you could feel the Bern.
Link Posted: 2/21/2016 8:55:54 PM EST
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