
Posted: 2/21/2016 1:59:11 AM EST
[Last Edit: 2/21/2016 1:59:27 AM EST by Commando223]
![]() Say you’re spending your days drinking out of a Bernie Sanders coffee mug, sporting your Bernie Sanders underwear, and maybe even sleeping with a little crocheted Bernie doll with a perfect wisp of white hair. But say that’s not enough. Well, a new dating site has answered your prayers. By joining BernieSingles.com, you can now even snatch up your very own Bernie Bro — or lady. That’s right: A dating site has cropped up exclusively to make romantic pairings amongst the Vermont senator’s most enthusiastic fans. Especially after two Sanders supporters were booted off the popular dating app Tinder for using the app to recruit volunteers, it's time they have a dating platform of their own. The site’s creators are clearly onto something – young people love Bernie, and they also love online dating. But the people behind BernieSingles.com might have underestimated just how many young singles are looking for democratic socialist mates. The Hill reports that the site crashed on Wednesday after attracting 1,000 users in an hour. And the server likely couldn’t keep pace with demand on Thursday either, suffering more intermittent outages in the morning. The service boasts the same social awareness that is a core appeal of Sanders’s actual candidacy. There are only a few "commandments" governing conduct, and they include, "Thou shall not send nudes without consent from both parties," and, "Thou shall not be creepy, rapey or stalky." Beyond that, the site simply implores users to abide by one motto: "What would Bernie do?" As long as that directive doesn’t conjure too literal an image, it’s otherwise not a bad proposition. http://www.vox.com/2016/2/19/11060288/sanders-dating-site |
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"Banning this, banning that, will not be so effective” -Xanana Gusmao Prime Minister of East Timor
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Gay
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"Don't tread on me"
FBHO |
itsjustlunch.com itsjustherpes.com
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I'll bet lib chicks take it in the pooper. If I weren't happily married, I might try to parlay this into some easy poon.
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Maybe I'll sign up and go on some dates and make them pay. Only fair.
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I self identify as a Nate of American.
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Socialism for STDs.
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Good dating site for those that still love with mom and dad
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"Banning this, banning that, will not be so effective” -Xanana Gusmao Prime Minister of East Timor
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We need a dating site for firearm enthusiasts ;)
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I think I just became a Bernie Bro. "What do you mean you don't want to pay for it all? I thought you were a socialist."
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What about when he passes away in a few years from old age?
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Yep, that's the problem with anyone dating from there. They both expect the other to pay
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The 1% aren't the only ones getting screwed this election season View Quote LOL |
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Originally Posted By MrBear10mm:
These are questions that some of you should ask yourselves before slamming your dick beaters on a keyboard in a manner that resembles an almost rationalized thought. |
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can you imagine these bozos dating. expensive dinner, and both expect the other one to pay for everything.
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I'll carry this flag, to the grave if I must. It's a flag that I love, a flag that I trust.
"They will find the streets are guarded by United States Marines" |
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Sign me up!
I have thick, horn rimmed glasses and a copy of Das Capital some where around here. Oh, and Hep C. |
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"Government big enough to supply everything you need is big enough to take everything you have. The course of history shows that as a government grows, liberty decreases."
Thomas Jefferson |
So, they are not just voting, they are breeding. Great.
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Repeal the 17th Amendment.
A right should restrict the government, not obligate it! It is America's love of, rather than fear of, democracy which is the little lie that coats the poison pill and makes it sweet to swallow. |
Meet other people who understand the world!
We are just a couple of Bernie supporters who thought it would be pretty dank for us to have a place to meet and connect with other supporters Good Christ!!!!! ![]() |
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Originally Posted By maggiethecat:
can you imagine these bozos dating. expensive dinner, and both expect the other one to pay for everything. View Quote You guys are so pedestrian. Make sure you order an entree much more expensive than your date, expensive drinks, eat most of the apps. Oh, and the dessert. Then split the bill. |
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Originally Posted By formerblueangel:
That's right. I'd blow a load on their backs and leave them with them a Make America Great Again sticker stuck on their on their bat wings. ![]() ![]() View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Originally Posted By formerblueangel:
Originally Posted By 1BMF:
Maybe I'll sign up and go on some dates and make them pay. Only fair. That's right. I'd blow a load on their backs and leave them with them a Make America Great Again sticker stuck on their on their bat wings. ![]() ![]() That will make somebody a fine sig line. ![]() |
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Do they give you a testosterone test first to make sure you are in fact a pussified little bitch or do they just assume you are by being there?
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Undefined: I like sex more than I like napkins, and I really like napkins.
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"[G.W.] Bush sat by quietly as Obama and co. worked their magic on this country. Now he comes out of the shadows to help his brother? Incredible." - TheTaxMonkey
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