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Posted: 2/25/2001 4:33:34 PM EDT
What's you favorite expression for "an a** whooping"?

I'm partial to...

"Open a can of whooping" (new one to me).
"Paint the sidewalk with your face" (an oldie)
"Pulled out my 5x7 of Chelsea" (sorry Imbroglio)

Any more?
Link Posted: 2/25/2001 4:36:11 PM EDT
"Don't make me get sideways in your ass" or "stomp a mud hole in your ass", both work fine for me.[:D]
Link Posted: 2/25/2001 4:43:55 PM EDT
I'm partial to saying "I'll rip your arm off and beat you with it" when I make a threat.

In the case of Chelsea Clinton, it looks like somebody picked up one of her parents by the ankles and beat Chelsea silly.

Link Posted: 2/25/2001 4:53:07 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 2/25/2001 5:03:29 PM EDT by Milldude]
How 'bout "I'm gonna stomp the shit out of you" [BD] Milldude
Link Posted: 2/25/2001 4:58:40 PM EDT
Hows about " I'll rip off your head and shit down your throat " [:D]
Link Posted: 2/25/2001 5:01:23 PM EDT
My dad would threaten to "WARP" me. [B)]
Link Posted: 2/25/2001 5:34:28 PM EDT
thats "open a can of whoop ass"

one that i use, "do you want to wear your ass for a hat"
Link Posted: 2/25/2001 5:39:41 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/25/2001 7:23:17 PM EDT
I'm partial to "you want some? come get some!"
Link Posted: 2/25/2001 7:31:31 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/25/2001 7:34:23 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/25/2001 9:10:13 PM EDT
Originally Posted By USPC40:
"All your base are belong to us."

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That get them laughing and then you sucker punch them, right? [:D]
Link Posted: 2/25/2001 9:27:34 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Phil in Seattle:
"Prepare to assume room temperature"
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And the winner is .... Phil in Seattle .... ROFLMAO .... I'll use this one [:D]
Link Posted: 2/25/2001 9:39:57 PM EDT
My 3 choices so far:

"Don't make me get sideways in your ass" because of the visualization associated with it.

"Open a can of whoop ass" just because it funny as hell.

"Prepare to assume room temperature" because it's down right frightening.

There's got to be more...
Link Posted: 2/25/2001 10:50:02 PM EDT
Link Posted: 2/25/2001 11:20:21 PM EDT
Nothing, nothing at all...............
Link Posted: 2/25/2001 11:24:36 PM EDT

What about "All your whoopass are belong to us"
Link Posted: 2/26/2001 1:47:40 AM EDT
My bro was drag racing his '67 GTO in the early 80's and a cop saw the race and starting a chase. My bro was able to escape the cop, but the other guy got caught and ratted on my bro. A few hours later the cop pulled into the local drive-in, saw my bro's Goat, got out and said, "I'm going to rip off your dick and shove it down your throat". He gave my bro a speeding ticket and left. Not a bad line.
Link Posted: 2/26/2001 2:03:54 AM EDT
"I'm gonna beat you so hard your kids will be dizzy."
Link Posted: 2/26/2001 2:14:42 AM EDT
Im going to put nots on your head faster then you can rub them
Link Posted: 2/26/2001 2:42:23 AM EDT
Do you need to be straightend out , or my fav I'm going to hit you so fast you'll say ya'll quit.
Link Posted: 2/26/2001 5:34:37 AM EDT
I had a platoon sargent tell me he was going to write me a counselling statement I would never forget. After I stopped shaking, I never forgot that counseling statement.
Link Posted: 2/26/2001 6:14:53 AM EDT
I'm gonna put some pop-knots on yo' head!

I'll hit you so hard that your momma will get a headache!

Lynn [:D]
Link Posted: 2/26/2001 6:16:07 AM EDT
Since I stopped fighting about 4 years ago, I now watch from the sides with witty commentary such as, "Thaaaaaaat's gonna leave a mark" and "Owwww... that's gotta hurt." [:D]
Link Posted: 2/26/2001 6:25:38 AM EDT
"I'm gonna punch the taste right outta your mouth".

"Call 911....NOW".
Link Posted: 2/26/2001 6:26:14 AM EDT
    I am gonna hit you so hard your grandkids
will stutter.

    Don't let 30 seconds of stupidity screw up
the rest of your life.
Link Posted: 2/26/2001 7:34:31 AM EDT
"I'm gonna hit you so hard it will kill your whole family..."
"I'm gonna stick my boot so far up your a$$ your breath will smell like shoe polish"

Don't let 30 seconds of stupidity screw up
the rest of your life. -Thanks SDwhirlwind.
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