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Posted: 1/14/2006 9:13:39 PM EST
There I was, minding my own business at the traffic light when this BEAUTIFUL woman has the audacity to pull up in the lane next to me. The light turned green, she began pulling forward, I kept my eyes trained on her and started pulling forward as well.

I hit the little Ford Focus in front of me.

It's all her fault!
Link Posted: 1/14/2006 9:16:17 PM EST
I once worked at a deli while I was in highschool.

While gazing upon a super hot redhead, I sliced off the tip of my thumb on the meat slicer.

Now that's friggin' stupid!
Link Posted: 1/14/2006 9:17:15 PM EST
Damn. You got me beat.
Link Posted: 1/14/2006 9:18:24 PM EST

Originally Posted By geezhound:
I once worked at a deli while I was in highschool.

While gazing upon a super hot redhead, I sliced off the tip of my thumb on the meat slicer.

Now that's friggin' stupid!



ouch--know how that feels (a little all too well...)

yall need to keep your damn eyes on what you are doing and take pictures
Link Posted: 1/14/2006 9:19:39 PM EST
I'm an idiot, but I haven't damaged any property or injuried myself lately.
Link Posted: 1/14/2006 9:23:31 PM EST
[Last Edit: 1/14/2006 9:23:58 PM EST by Sin_Bin]

Originally Posted By ALPHAGHOST:
and take pictures



If I had and posted a picture of the woman I saw, there'd be nose prints on computer screens across the nation.
Link Posted: 1/14/2006 9:25:05 PM EST

Originally Posted By Sin_Bin:

Originally Posted By ALPHAGHOST:
and take pictures



If I had and posted a picture of the woman I saw, there'd be nose prints on computer screens across the nation.




Same goes for the red that cost me a pint of blood.
Link Posted: 1/14/2006 9:29:30 PM EST
Welcome back. Haven't seen you in a while.
Link Posted: 1/14/2006 9:35:23 PM EST

Originally Posted By vanilla_gorilla:
Welcome back. Haven't seen you in a while.



Thanks. I fell down a well like Baby Jessica.
Link Posted: 1/14/2006 9:37:28 PM EST

Originally Posted By Sin_Bin:

Originally Posted By vanilla_gorilla:
Welcome back. Haven't seen you in a while.



Thanks. I fell down a well like Baby Jessica.



Yeah welcome back how are things in the third world, I mean Michigan.
Link Posted: 1/14/2006 9:42:31 PM EST

Welcome back post-whore.


Link Posted: 1/14/2006 9:48:50 PM EST
I'm happy as a retard at the DNC to be back. I heard I can't be as politically incorrect as I was last time I hung around.
Link Posted: 1/14/2006 9:48:59 PM EST
You've been gone so long you're down to an average of 20.81 posts per day!

And welcome back from where ever you were.
Link Posted: 1/14/2006 10:00:39 PM EST

Originally Posted By Stealth:
And welcome back from where ever you were.



I dressed up like Chandra Levy for Holloween and was left for dead in a nearby park.
Link Posted: 1/14/2006 10:11:24 PM EST

Originally Posted By Sin_Bin:
I'm happy as a retard at the DNC to be back. I heard I can't be as politically incorrect as I was last time I hung around.



Yeah, we're WAY beyond T*NK now.
Link Posted: 1/14/2006 10:15:22 PM EST

Originally Posted By Sin_Bin:

Originally Posted By Stealth:
And welcome back from where ever you were.



I dressed up like Chandra Levy for Holloween and was left for dead in a nearby park.



I think I saw you when I was jogging.
Link Posted: 1/14/2006 10:39:15 PM EST

Originally Posted By Stealth:

Originally Posted By Sin_Bin:

Originally Posted By Stealth:
And welcome back from where ever you were.



I dressed up like Chandra Levy for Holloween and was left for dead in a nearby park.



I think I saw you when I was jogging.



What happened to the flying toasters???

Bob
Link Posted: 1/14/2006 10:41:48 PM EST

Originally Posted By bobbyjack:
What happened to the flying toasters???

Bob



bobbyjack the benevolent. I hope you had a wonderful Christmas and New Year.
Link Posted: 1/14/2006 10:53:22 PM EST

Originally Posted By Sin_Bin:

Originally Posted By bobbyjack:
What happened to the flying toasters???

Bob



bobbyjack the benevolent. I hope you had a wonderful Christmas and New Year.



You have no idea of what of what I'm talking about,but stealth does(formally known as Toaster)

But yes thanks I \did Christmas!!!

How about you?


Bob
Link Posted: 1/14/2006 11:25:13 PM EST

Originally Posted By Sin_Bin:

Originally Posted By vanilla_gorilla:
Welcome back. Haven't seen you in a while.



Thanks. I fell down a well like Baby Jessica.




Have you seen the all grown up Baby Jessica?
Link Posted: 1/14/2006 11:30:16 PM EST

Originally Posted By 2A373:

Originally Posted By Sin_Bin:

Originally Posted By vanilla_gorilla:
Welcome back. Haven't seen you in a while.



Thanks. I fell down a well like Baby Jessica.




Have you seen the all grown up Baby Jessica?



I just Googled her.
Link Posted: 1/14/2006 11:33:36 PM EST
You ran into some car because you were staring at my girlfriend???

Link Posted: 1/14/2006 11:37:47 PM EST

Originally Posted By Sin_Bin:

Originally Posted By 2A373:

Originally Posted By Sin_Bin:

Originally Posted By vanilla_gorilla:
Welcome back. Haven't seen you in a while.



Thanks. I fell down a well like Baby Jessica.




Have you seen the all grown up Baby Jessica?



I just Googled her.




I remember seeing that on the news when it happened. God Bless Her.
Link Posted: 1/14/2006 11:38:32 PM EST

Originally Posted By Bob243:
You ran into some car because you were staring at my girlfriend???




The lady I hit was really mean too. I was saying, "Yes ma'am, no ma'am, I apologize ma'am" etc. But she kept her attitude and scowl saying , "Just give me your damn insurance information."
Link Posted: 1/14/2006 11:45:45 PM EST
Guess I'm not the only one who's been an idiot tonight because of a woman.

I'm just pissed at myself now... I should have said something to her but I didn't and now I'm sitting here. Alone. Damnit.
Link Posted: 1/14/2006 11:52:21 PM EST

Originally Posted By BLY:
Guess I'm not the only one who's been an idiot tonight because of a woman.

I'm just pissed at myself now... I should have said something to her but I didn't and now I'm sitting here. Alone. Damnit.



Hey, I said everything and I'm in the same situation.
Link Posted: 1/15/2006 12:39:45 AM EST
Dangit.. Wiminz make us do the darndest things
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