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Posted: 8/16/2005 2:48:56 PM EDT
A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin  
of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark  17."

The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the  minister
asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read  Mark 17.

Every hand went up.  The minister smiled and said, "Mark  has only sixteen
chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of  lying."

Keep Smiling!
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 2:50:09 PM EDT
[#1]
haaa  haa!!!!!!!!!!!!


Sgatr15
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 2:50:34 PM EDT
[#2]
dohh!
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 2:56:35 PM EDT
[#3]
what the hell its a sin to lie?! i knew i shoulda kept going to church instead of watching the simpsons.
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 2:59:04 PM EDT
[#4]

Quoted:
what the hell its a sin to lie?! i knew i shoulda kept going to church instead of watching the simpsons.



Bart makes a lot sense if you listen closely.
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 6:47:09 PM EDT
[#5]
"Could you get the window sweetie?  The cops have daddies prints on file."
               -Homer Simpson
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 6:48:16 PM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:

Quoted:
what the hell its a sin to lie?! i knew i shoulda kept going to church instead of watching the simpsons.



Bart makes a lot sense if you listen closely.



Yeah, but his sentance structure SUCKS.

Sgatr15
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 6:48:27 PM EDT
[#7]
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 6:54:48 PM EDT
[#8]
i think ned is all the preaching i need every sunday.
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 6:57:29 PM EDT
[#9]
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 6:58:11 PM EDT
[#10]
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 6:59:22 PM EDT
[#11]
ya that was pretty good
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