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Posted: 8/16/2005 2:48:56 PM EDT
A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin
of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17."

The following Sunday, as he prepared to deliver his sermon, the minister
asked for a show of hands. He wanted to know how many had read Mark 17.

Every hand went up. The minister smiled and said, "Mark has only sixteen
chapters. I will now proceed with my sermon on the sin of lying."

Keep Smiling!
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 2:50:09 PM EDT
haaa haa!!!!!!!!!!!!


Sgatr15
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 2:50:34 PM EDT
dohh!
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 2:56:35 PM EDT
what the hell its a sin to lie?! i knew i shoulda kept going to church instead of watching the simpsons.
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 2:59:04 PM EDT

Originally Posted By BeckettOfNevada:
what the hell its a sin to lie?! i knew i shoulda kept going to church instead of watching the simpsons.



Bart makes a lot sense if you listen closely.
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 6:47:09 PM EDT
"Could you get the window sweetie? The cops have daddies prints on file."
-Homer Simpson
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 6:48:16 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Bama-Shooter:

Originally Posted By BeckettOfNevada:
what the hell its a sin to lie?! i knew i shoulda kept going to church instead of watching the simpsons.



Bart makes a lot sense if you listen closely.



Yeah, but his sentance structure SUCKS.

Sgatr15
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 6:48:27 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 6:54:48 PM EDT
i think ned is all the preaching i need every sunday.
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 6:57:29 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 6:58:11 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 6:59:22 PM EDT
ya that was pretty good
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