One of my greatest pet peeves is getting a fortune in a fortune cookie that's, well, not a fortune. You see, I feel that the message should be something that tells the reader something about his future luck. For instance, I keep one taped to my monitor, dated 13 Feb 03. This was about a week before I left for a business trip to Bulgaria.
You will soon take a very pleasant and successful trip.
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See, that's helpful. So here's the one that both my wife and I got at lunch on Monday. Yes, we got the same fortune in our cookies.
You can't steal second base when your foot is on first base.
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First of all, WTF? Suddenly baseball is an ancient Chinese thing? I hardly think so. Second, while the proverb is somewhat useful in life, I suppose, it does not tell the reader anything about his fortune. Third, are they so hard up for fortunes that at least two are the same out of a box of 1000?
What's the shittiest message you ever got in a fortune cookie?