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Posted: 10/26/2004 9:25:54 AM EST
I have a cold and decided to stay home, what a mistake.
First the phone rings on my unlisted number and there is a recording telling me the horrors that will happen if I vote republican, the privatization of health care being the most prevalent.
Then I get a knock on the door and it's a guy going door to door for David Ashe, a tax and spender democrat running for congress. I told him politely to piss off and shut the door.
Man, if I didn't hate the democrats before I do now. Bastards got me up from my bed twice.
Sorry I had to vent, now it’s back to bed.
Link Posted: 10/26/2004 9:27:54 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/26/2004 9:28:05 AM EST by Cincinnatus]
Dude, keep them there.
Talk to them.
Tell tham that you and all of your friends and family are "undecided voters".
Ask to be convinced.

By the end of the day, that'll be many less people he will have tried to convince.
Link Posted: 10/26/2004 9:29:54 AM EST

Originally Posted By Cincinnatus:
Dude, keep them there.
Talk to them.
Tell tham that you and all of your friends and family are "undecided voters".
Ask to be convinced.

By the end of the day, that'll be many less people he will have tried to convince.



Good plan...if he wasn't sick and had patience. Listening to a Democrat bash Dubya on everything is not really something I would want to go through if I had the flu.
Link Posted: 10/26/2004 9:31:16 AM EST
Shake their hand. Pass on your cold.
Link Posted: 10/26/2004 9:33:21 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/26/2004 9:55:54 AM EST by sonofbp]

Originally Posted By 71jav:
Shake their hand. Pass on your cold.



+1
Lick it first
Link Posted: 10/26/2004 9:41:07 AM EST
stink palm...
Link Posted: 10/26/2004 10:08:48 AM EST
Offer them a drink and piss in it while they're not looking.
Link Posted: 10/26/2004 10:39:35 AM EST
Give them all the cold. I wish I coulda passed on this wicked flu to the Dem marketeers.
Link Posted: 10/26/2004 10:45:08 AM EST
Ask them if they'd like a drink of Kool-Aid.


-LS
Link Posted: 10/26/2004 11:19:29 AM EST
Tell them you will vote dumocratic if you can lick their faces 6 times
Link Posted: 10/26/2004 11:33:19 AM EST
Construct a sandbagged position on the porch . . .
Link Posted: 10/26/2004 9:12:02 PM EST

Originally Posted By Krazny13:
Construct a sandbagged position on the porch . . .



Hmmmmmmm....50cal.?, Flame throwers?, Ah-Ha! Claymores out in the yard near the sidewalk!

Oh, wait, thats for Holloween!
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