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Posted: 8/13/2005 7:26:16 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/13/2005 7:27:26 PM EDT by bblake00]
Why is it no mater what you do you always end up in the corner where the waters cold and all you get to do is watch and shiver while watching her soap up?

Although it’s fun to watch it gets cold in the corner. And as you well know we do not react to cold very well.
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 7:27:01 PM EDT
Why are you not soaping her up?

Link Posted: 8/13/2005 7:27:57 PM EDT
Help her soap up...

Have her help you...

Do it together...

Maybe?
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 7:27:57 PM EDT

Originally Posted By out-a-ammo:
Why are you not soaping her up?




no kidding
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 7:28:01 PM EDT
I wouldnt know.
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 7:28:25 PM EDT
Three words -

Dual shower heads
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 7:28:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By out-a-ammo:
Why are you not soaping her up?



And why are you reacting poorly to the cold?
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 7:29:00 PM EDT

Originally Posted By out-a-ammo:
Why are you not soaping her up nailing her to the wall?


Link Posted: 8/13/2005 7:29:18 PM EDT

Originally Posted By out-a-ammo:
Why are you not soaping her up?




because when I do it there are only two areas that get soaped up. And they complain about not cleaning the rest.
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 7:30:16 PM EDT
Showering with a woman causes hard feelings.
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 7:30:25 PM EDT

Originally Posted By leelaw:
Help her soap up...

Have her help you...

Do it together...

Maybe?




Never works that way for me.
They won't ever get out of the water stream..

"I'm cold" is all you get. I'd rather shower alone, at least I get
some water for myself now and then.....
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 7:31:42 PM EDT

Originally Posted By m-dc:

Originally Posted By out-a-ammo:
Why are you not soaping her up?



And why are you reacting poorly to the cold?




When it gets cold things tend to shrink. It does not need to be any smaller as it is.
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 7:31:56 PM EDT
I keep her legs warm with a little shower from me.
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 7:32:37 PM EDT


[long story short] Everyone in the shower or no one gets breakfast![/long story short]
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 7:33:32 PM EDT
It only gets suggested with me once.

Once my 6'5" big ass blocks all the water (and light), that good idea loses its erotic thoughts and reverts back to a hygene ritual.

Althought since I like real petite women, I usually fare ok even in the back, and they are still dry after I readjust the head onto me, over her head.

Link Posted: 8/13/2005 7:34:12 PM EDT

Originally Posted By bblake00:

Originally Posted By out-a-ammo:
Why are you not soaping her up?




because when I do it there are only two areas that get soaped up. And they complain about not cleaning the rest.



Only two areas that require attention on a woman?

I think you need to buy a book.
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 7:34:38 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 7:35:06 PM EDT

Originally Posted By bblake00:

Originally Posted By m-dc:

Originally Posted By out-a-ammo:
Why are you not soaping her up?



And why are you reacting poorly to the cold?




When it gets cold things tend to shrink. It does not need to be any smaller as it is.


Are you telling me watching a woman lather up in the shower two feet away is not enough to Get your motor running so to speak?
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 7:36:20 PM EDT

Originally Posted By out-a-ammo:

Originally Posted By bblake00:

Originally Posted By out-a-ammo:
Why are you not soaping her up?




because when I do it there are only two areas that get soaped up. And they complain about not cleaning the rest.



Only two areas that require attention on a woman?

I think you need to buy a book.




No need for a book. For some reason I only like to clean the boobies and the beaver.
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 7:38:31 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SP1Grrl:
Why are you far enough away from her and the water to BE cold? Do you LIKE to hug the wall?



You know the answer to that. Women are hot water hogs
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 7:39:30 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/13/2005 7:40:34 PM EDT by MachinegunManiac]

Originally Posted By bblake00:

Originally Posted By out-a-ammo:

Originally Posted By bblake00:

Originally Posted By out-a-ammo:
Why are you not soaping her up?




because when I do it there are only two areas that get soaped up. And they complain about not cleaning the rest.



Only two areas that require attention on a woman?

I think you need to buy a book.




No need for a book. For some reason I only like to clean the boobies and the beaver.


See? That's the problem. You only want to wash animals and not her "fun areas".
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 7:40:04 PM EDT
This thread is worthless without pics.
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 7:40:49 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/13/2005 7:41:09 PM EDT by diabolical_chicken]



you big ol perv
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 7:40:57 PM EDT
Big tub is the way to Go, just be careful, I NEARLY DROWNED, got caught up in the, ah, ah,----- whirpool---


I like Pie
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 7:42:28 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 7:43:58 PM EDT
Not my problem. My SO doesn't like the hot water.

My problem: getting soap in her eyes. I soap her up.
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 7:45:29 PM EDT
Some men amaze me.

Y­ou are one of them.
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 7:45:50 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SP1Grrl:

Originally Posted By TexasSIG:

Originally Posted By SP1Grrl:
Why are you far enough away from her and the water to BE cold? Do you LIKE to hug the wall?



You know the answer to that. Women are hot water hogs



But if you're close enough, you get the hot water, too. Why is this so hard to get?!?!?!!?




You still get the runoff only. You'll never get the good part of the water stream.
At least that's been my experience. If I end up in the good part of the water stream, I
get yelled at. One of the reasons my new house has 2 shower heads in the master bath.........
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 7:49:17 PM EDT

Originally Posted By CavVet:
It only gets suggested with me once.

Once my 6'5" big ass blocks all the water (and light), that good idea loses its erotic thoughts and reverts back to a hygene ritual.

Althought since I like real petite women, I usually fare ok even in the back, and they are still dry after I readjust the head onto me, over her head.




Being 6'7" with a 5'3" wife I know exactly what you are talking about!

BigDozer66
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 7:49:21 PM EDT
Although it's nice to shower with my SO every so often, I would much rather shower alone. That way I have the room I need to shave without being accidentally pushed which causes me to cut myself.
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 7:50:23 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/13/2005 7:51:17 PM EDT by LANCEMAN]
Pee on their feet, they love it, try it and see what happens
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 7:50:49 PM EDT

Originally Posted By frtloop85:
Although it's nice to shower with my SO every so often, I would much rather shower alone. That way I have the room I need to shave without being accidentally pushed which causes me to cut myself.



I don't think its a push. It's a hint for something else.
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 7:50:49 PM EDT

Originally Posted By garandman:
Three words -

Dual shower heads



This man is wise.
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 7:51:10 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/13/2005 7:51:51 PM EDT by NimmerMehr]

Originally Posted By bblake00:
No need for a book. For some reason I only like to clean the boobies and the beaver.









Link Posted: 8/13/2005 7:51:50 PM EDT
fuck.
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 7:51:58 PM EDT

Originally Posted By frtloop85:
Although it's nice to shower with my SO every so often, I would much rather shower alone. That way I have the room I need to shave without being accidentally pushed which causes me to cut myself.




Nope, not going to touch this one. Nope, nope, nope...
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 7:52:08 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 7:53:03 PM EDT

Originally Posted By bblake00:

Originally Posted By frtloop85:
Although it's nice to shower with my SO every so often, I would much rather shower alone. That way I have the room I need to shave without being accidentally pushed which causes me to cut myself.



I don't think its a push. It's a hint for something else.



Nope...not at all...our shower is just WAY too small for two people to shower at the same time.
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 7:53:33 PM EDT
I think you are missing the point...
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 7:55:51 PM EDT

Originally Posted By frtloop85:
Nope...not at all...our shower is just WAY too small for two people to shower at the same time.


Same here. And I'll admit it, I'm a total hot water hog,
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 7:56:06 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Pangea:
Showering with a woman causes hard feelings.


Link Posted: 8/13/2005 7:57:02 PM EDT

Originally Posted By GabbasaurusRex:

Originally Posted By frtloop85:
Nope...not at all...our shower is just WAY too small for two people to shower at the same time.


Same here. And I'll admit it, I'm a total hot water hog,



Lol...same here....and when all I hear is "Damn!! The water is too hot!!" It starts to get frustrating because it's constant changing of the water temperature.
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 8:00:42 PM EDT
Ahhh, one of the best parts of being alive.
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 8:03:57 PM EDT

Originally Posted By frtloop85:

Originally Posted By GabbasaurusRex:

Originally Posted By frtloop85:
Nope...not at all...our shower is just WAY too small for two people to shower at the same time.


Same here. And I'll admit it, I'm a total hot water hog,



Lol...same here....and when all I hear is "Damn!! The water is too hot!!" It starts to get frustrating because it's constant changing of the water temperature.




Yeah, what is it with you women? Mine likes the water so hot that the skin begins to melt
off my body, and she's still shivering....... WTF????
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 8:09:35 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TexasSIG:
Yeah, what is it with you women? Mine likes the water so hot that the skin begins to melt
off my body, and she's still shivering....... WTF????


Some like it hot.
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 8:12:35 PM EDT
Dude, in the shower, soap is a must, shower gel is even better
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 8:12:40 PM EDT
It shouldn't be about you always. Shave her legs for her soap her up. Wash her hair, etc. and then don't forget the sensual drying off.. They love the attention
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 8:12:42 PM EDT

Originally Posted By bblake00:
Why is it no mater what you do you always end up in the corner where the waters cold and all you get to do is watch and shiver while watching her soap up?

Although it’s fun to watch it gets cold in the corner. And as you well know we do not react to cold very well.



Just start peeing and you will get all the room you want. Worked for me!
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 8:13:58 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
It shouldn't be about you always. Shave her legs for her soap her up. Wash her hair, etc. and then don't forget the sensual drying off.. They love the attention



Now, why don't all guys think about stuff like that every once in a while?
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 8:14:43 PM EDT

Originally Posted By bblake00:
Why is it no mater what you do you always end up in the corner where the waters cold and all you get to do is watch and shiver while watching her soap up?

Although it’s fun to watch it gets cold in the corner. And as you well know we do not react to cold very well.



Sounds pretty gay to me.
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 8:15:10 PM EDT
Weird.... my g/f has excellent shower manners. Hell I turn the water up a notch...
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