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Posted: 6/14/2009 10:43:39 PM EST
In four hour I drand three 24 ounce can of 9.0% alc?vol Camolager + one 24 ouncwe can of 10.5 % aloc/per vol Camolager Black Ice. The store is at the bottom of my hilk. I cam walk therw. What should I do?
Link Posted: 6/14/2009 10:44:52 PM EST
If your coordination skills are as good as your typing no. Ha-ha kudos for not driving though!
Link Posted: 6/14/2009 10:49:37 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/14/2009 10:49:57 PM EST by AZFats]
Stumble down the hill and buy one more can of the strongest cheap ass malt liquor you can find, then crack it open and drink it on the way back up the hill. See if you can make it all the way back home, if not, just pass out in the bushes somewhere along the way. Try and bring a camera, or better yet get somebody to tape your journey for us. Either you make it or you don't... we'll be waiting to hear from you.
Link Posted: 6/14/2009 10:50:46 PM EST
Go to sleep, you're wasted.
Link Posted: 6/14/2009 10:52:18 PM EST
Whatever you do, don't end it by passing out on the front step with your hand down your pants because when your wife gets home she won't ask "Are you allright?" she'll just get the camera and take a picture.
Link Posted: 6/14/2009 10:53:49 PM EST

Originally Posted By Tekka:
Go to sleep, you're wasted.


Link Posted: 6/14/2009 10:57:17 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/14/2009 10:58:43 PM EST by AROptics]
Get in your casket and rest your head on your wonderful recycled autopsy corpse head support "allows drainage of bodily fluid" (so if you puke you won't drown in your own vomit ).
Link Posted: 6/14/2009 11:03:36 PM EST
Link Posted: 6/14/2009 11:07:25 PM EST

Originally Posted By Kuraki:
Whatever you do, don't end it by passing out on the front step with your hand down your pants because when your wife gets home she won't ask "Are you allright?" she'll just get the camera and take a picture.

Is this experience talking?

Your wife working tonight? Sounds like they had a bad one.
Link Posted: 6/14/2009 11:18:51 PM EST

Go get some beer. You have nothing better to do and it supports local business. And ask the clerk just exactly what Jihad means.
Link Posted: 6/14/2009 11:19:16 PM EST
Originally Posted By Windustsearch:


Sir. I call your bluff and raise you an anally trained mamster.


Link Posted: 6/14/2009 11:19:54 PM EST
Pwnt.
Link Posted: 6/14/2009 11:20:32 PM EST
Originally Posted By Clackamas:
Originally Posted By Windustsearch:


Sir. I call your bluff and raise you an anally trained mamster.

http://i40.tinypic.com/dz6u6d.jpg


Hmm. Light weight.

Link Posted: 6/14/2009 11:23:23 PM EST
[Last Edit: 6/14/2009 11:29:06 PM EST by AROptics]
Originally Posted By Clackamas:
Originally Posted By Windustsearch:


Sir. I call your bluff and raise you an anally trained mamster.

http://i40.tinypic.com/dz6u6d.jpg


This photo squeals "DINNER PIC"!

I predict fame should you dare.
Link Posted: 6/14/2009 11:25:15 PM EST

Originally Posted By Pita_146:

Originally Posted By Kuraki:
Whatever you do, don't end it by passing out on the front step with your hand down your pants because when your wife gets home she won't ask "Are you allright?" she'll just get the camera and take a picture.

Is this experience talking?

Your wife working tonight? Sounds like they had a bad one.


She no longer works there. School full time and part time CNA. So while she doesn't have bad crashes to deal with, she did get pooped on the other day.

Link Posted: 6/15/2009 12:20:13 AM EST
What did you decide?
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 12:36:05 AM EST
Originally Posted By thatjonguy:
What did you decide?



I decided to compromise and get light beer.



Link Posted: 6/15/2009 1:53:12 AM EST
Dude, you like gettin messed up.
Link Posted: 6/15/2009 1:55:59 AM EST

Originally Posted By Kuraki:

Originally Posted By Pita_146:

Originally Posted By Kuraki:
Whatever you do, don't end it by passing out on the front step with your hand down your pants because when your wife gets home she won't ask "Are you allright?" she'll just get the camera and take a picture.

Is this experience talking?

Your wife working tonight? Sounds like they had a bad one.


She no longer works there. School full time and part time CNA. So while she doesn't have bad crashes to deal with, she did get pooped on the other day.


No shit? Didn't know that. How long ago she quit?
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