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Posted: 2/19/2006 7:05:12 PM EST
I won the Powerball lottery and have the winning ticket. I think it is worth around $300 Million (give or take a few Mil). Anyway, I'm wondering if I should just go claim the prize or if I should consult with my lawyer before doing it???

What to do?? What to do.

lawdog
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 7:06:09 PM EST


You forgot the Disney picture again

Link Posted: 2/19/2006 7:06:26 PM EST
You drove from Alabama to Nebraska just to buy a Powerballl ticket?
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 7:07:01 PM EST

Originally Posted By lawdog:
I won the Powerball lottery and have the winning ticket. I think it is worth around $300 Million (give or take a few Mil). Anyway, I'm wondering if I should just go claim the prize or if I should consult with my lawyer before doing it???

What to do?? What to do.

lawdog



Put a gun to your head and pull the trigger.
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 7:07:02 PM EST
Scanners are cool, aren't they?
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 7:07:51 PM EST
Listen carefully...I am a lawyer. Send me that ticket tomorrow for verification.

Link Posted: 2/19/2006 7:08:00 PM EST
Ummm..... Nebraska...not Greenbow, Alabama
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 7:09:30 PM EST

Originally Posted By lawdog:
I won the Powerball lottery and have the winning ticket. I think it is worth around $300 Million (give or take a few Mil). Anyway, I'm wondering if I should just go claim the prize or if I should consult with my lawyer before doing it???

What to do?? What to do.

lawdog



Link Posted: 2/19/2006 7:09:53 PM EST
You forgot the Disney picture again


Link Posted: 2/19/2006 7:10:15 PM EST
I can only answer that question after you sign this paper.

No, you don't need to read it.

I've already read it for you.

Just sign it.

Everything will be alright.

Link Posted: 2/19/2006 7:11:54 PM EST
In Lincoln over the weekend huh?


On a side note that shop is about 10 blocks away from my best friends house
I was down there today
he was quite excited and digging through the 20 tickets he bought there , but alass none of them were it
I was hoping too damn
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 7:12:12 PM EST
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 7:12:15 PM EST

Originally Posted By walrus:

Originally Posted By lawdog:
I won the Powerball lottery and have the winning ticket. I think it is worth around $300 Million (give or take a few Mil). Anyway, I'm wondering if I should just go claim the prize or if I should consult with my lawyer before doing it???

What to do?? What to do.

lawdog



Put a gun to your head and pull the trigger.



AFTER you make me your sole beneficiary. Then, carry on.
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 7:12:26 PM EST
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 7:12:52 PM EST

Originally Posted By lawdog:
You forgot the Disney picture again


img.photobucket.com/albums/v295/lawdog530/Lawdog.gif








I love that picture!!
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 7:12:53 PM EST
ALA BAMA!

Link Posted: 2/19/2006 7:13:07 PM EST
My cat's breath smells like cat food.
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 7:15:12 PM EST
I'm never going to win you over with my wit and charm, am I doc308 ???
Link Posted: 2/19/2006 7:15:54 PM EST
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 2:49:32 AM EST
Sure is takeing Goatboy a long time to process your platinum isn't it ?
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 2:53:21 AM EST
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 3:12:17 AM EST

Originally Posted By Stainless:

Originally Posted By lawdog:







Does the above quote make any sense??
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 3:19:49 AM EST

Originally Posted By dvr9:
Does the above quote make any sense??



The original line was "You think that's air you're breathing?"

Treat "funny" like it's a noun and it makes sense. I laughed pretty hard the first time I saw that one.
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 3:23:06 AM EST

Originally Posted By triburst1:
My cat's breath smells like cat food.



My cat's ass smells like used catfood.
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 3:29:30 AM EST

Originally Posted By bblake00:

Originally Posted By triburst1:
My cat's breath smells like cat food.



My cat's ass smells like used catfood.



Myass smells like clawless, toothless hamster.
Link Posted: 2/20/2006 3:32:50 AM EST
You can afford to pay for a membership now, rich boy!
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