http://www.wsmv.com/story/20161668/store-employees-use-social-media-to-identify-shoplifters-who-complained-about-how-they-were-treated

At CVS I used to make them cry when I'd catch 'em, good times!

lol.......facebook

Needs more hand chopping.

Lots  more !

Go on....

I think that when these fuckers are caught, the police should go pick up a panhandler and drive them to the fucking thieves house.  Tell them go on in and pick out something nice and then drop them off at a pawn shop.

I LIKE it!

Make sure the panhandler is an incoherent pants shitting wino.

I work retail. We have to BEG the police to come arrest them.

trying to picture perps; hem got it

Well the reality is that around here, sometimes you have to call in a report about a stolen car.  Too many pieces of shit and too few cops.

They are all busy with domestic assaults and armed robberies etc...

I hear shoplifting about every 4th or 5th call on the scanner when I listen.  FSA is growing and emboldened.

My mother in law worked loss prevention at a JC penny in CO years ago. The best story she had was chasing a guy across the parking lot, thief climbed the fence to get away, when she got close to the fence she noticed he left something behind.  In his hurry to get away his finger got caught in the fence and due to his momentum in getting over the fence it ripped his finger off.  Who ever it was was never caught, but I think the loss of the finger is worse than what the courts would have gave him.

Only if we can use the thieve's car to deliver the pants shitting wino.
I have to spend 8 + hours in my patrol car......shit smells dont come out easily.

Neither do vomit, or pee smells.

Wet dog the dirty foot smell of some one who's gone without a shower for a few weeks goes away pretty easy though.....

Thank you, but I get more than enough of these types without the assistance of GD.

Take them out back with no video's and hammer there hand to a pulp. It worked in Vegas.

Use them to your advantage!

Nice.  I figured it would be a story like mine...

We caught this kid stealing utility knives.  On his way out, he actually stopped at the service desk and talked to them for a minute.  After that he left the store.  We try to stop him right out front, but we messed up and he takes off running.  This old couple were their watching the whole thing.  The old lady points out he dropped his wallet about halfway to the end of the parking lot.  He stops running at the end of the lot, then makes a break for his wallet just as I do the same.  He has his pants all sagging like a fucktard and can't run, so I easily beat him to it then turn and head back to the store.  As I get there, the guy that works at the service desk said the theif asked about job openings and left his name and contact info at the desk (which matched the ID in his wallet).  Stupid ass kid.  I was wanting so bad to call him and say he could come in for an interview, but the store manager denied that idea..haha

An hour or so later some girl shows up saying her brother lost his wallet in the store.  We tell her he has to come get it himself (we could see him in her car in the lot).  As expected, she makes a big scene blah blah blah.  Finally we just tell her the police are on the way because we caught him stealing from the store.  She leaves in a hough.  Cop shows up, we tell him the story, he is laughing his ass off.  Goes to kids house and arrests him while he is eating dinner with his family.

Had another guy drop his wallet once too.  He ended up going to jail because grand theft in the way of shoplifting was apparently how he supported his drug habit.

Oh yeah, had one guy make a big scene in the middle of his fraudulent return, call us all fucking racists, and storm out.  Then he plead guilty in circuit court and cried like a bitch..lmao  Stupid motherfuckers.  Sometimes I miss that job.

Ouch.  

"Cheaters Justice" starts around 2:47










 

Anybody found out who they are yet ?

Talk about awkward facebooks moments, that one should be epic.




Theives.......

I worked at **** *****  as loss prevention, here are some horror stories.

Giant dude LP guy, breaks up a professional boosting ring. Think TENS of thousands of dollars in Levis etc getting cleared out of multiple stores on a regular basis, no not talking 10-15 pairs but a whole wall display in minutes and the skeezy fuckers disperse and go.  He gets a lead on one and dogs it and dogs and dogs it some more.  Breaks an international theft ring that is shipping the Levis overseas.  Ring puts a professional hit on said lp guy.

Same LP guy goes out and grabs a punk who spins around and maces him, LP dude pummels the living fucking shitout of the dirtbal, who then whines and tries to file a criminal complaint against him.  Fast forward two days later someone else takes a 2x4 to him and he beats the shit out of 4 people 3 of which were bystanders trying to help him.

Saw this one on camera, dude is doing return fraud and check fraud on a large scale.  He would start at one store and work his way across town, his last bust he stabbed an lp agent. So they were waiting for him, also dude had a warrent out on him for assault with a deadly weapon.  He gets spooked and tries to book.... getting chased by two LP agents when the third comes out from the side and preforms a perfect clothes line... it was lights out fromt he start.

Had a drunk shit and piss himself on the floor of the LP office, had another try and run while in handcuffs, he got imbedded into the drywall.

The best one I had was the guy was boosting beer and smokes, no big deal would have been a GTFO but he had to turn all froggy and swing on the female LP. I dumped his ass and rode him down half a flight of stairs.  Cuffed his ass and took him upstairs.  While waiting on the cops I get told to take him to the bathroom... My response should have been "fuck you he shits himself" but I did not.
So we get in this 30' long shitter with a bank of lockers on the wall, I uncuff one side and shitbird tries to take my throat out with the free cuff like a sythe.  He missed and I spun him grabbed his belt and scruff of his neck... Ran as hard and fast as I could with my shoulder into it, face first into the lockers. Oh no I was not done yet I while putting the squeeze on him ran him down the length of the lockers and locks with his face, think locker fight scene from any movie and I tell you what it takes the bitch out of them right fast.
But the battered shit ass was not done yet he somehow got a clamp down on my wrist and bite. That earned him another wall pummeling and when he relaxed his bite I power bombed his ass. About that time the store manger who was n o small guy tried to come in the bathroom since he heard the shitbag xylophone, But shitbag's skull was in the way of the door... So the manager being all cool kept slamming it into shithead's now grated melon laughing while everytime he hit him.
Found out from the cops the guy was wanted in connection to several murders.

Hopefully they have at least one print on file now.  Whats better than leaving a finger print than leaving the whole damn finger.

The teenagers never survive a good interview process without breaking down.   Those ones never stole for "need", just thrills.  It's not thrilling in a loss prevention interview.

im actually surprised they dont have a shoplifting drama tv show yet. like pawn stars, etc.

9/10 (no pix)

i think I'd or sleuth channel are going to do one. i saw the commercial.

Every dept has a couple of guys that love building numbers, just get their direct number if the dept has them.

Somewhere a liberal feels their pain.

But not me.

Back in the day my specialty was sniffing out  check and credit card frauds.  I used to delay them until the cops pulled into the parking lot, allow them to complete the sale (fraud) then let the police pick them up in the parking lot.  Once I got whacked in the head with a roll of plastic bags by a young woman who did NOT appear to be "Sylvia Goldstein".  

Good times, good times.

Must be darwinized to keep the gene pool from getting dumber.