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Posted: 5/4/2015 7:00:24 AM EDT
Link Posted: 5/4/2015 7:01:54 AM EDT
[#1]
Looks like this case is a slam-dunk, Sarge.
Link Posted: 5/4/2015 7:04:10 AM EDT
[#2]
"If we could get one more police officer here we might be able to get him down"
Link Posted: 5/4/2015 7:08:34 AM EDT
[#3]
IN!!
Link Posted: 5/4/2015 7:16:57 AM EDT
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Link Posted: 5/4/2015 7:24:20 AM EDT
[#5]
Slow day?

Looks like they even had the chopper come in and take a shot from above.

Link Posted: 5/4/2015 7:27:44 AM EDT
[#6]
White men can't dunk...
Link Posted: 5/4/2015 7:28:03 AM EDT
[#7]
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Polish police officers?  
Link Posted: 5/4/2015 7:28:56 AM EDT
[#8]
Wait. . . .are you telling me that white boys can jump?!?
Link Posted: 5/4/2015 7:31:07 AM EDT
[#9]
Police:  "Whatcha doing there Mister?"
Guy: "Oh, not much.  Just hanging around waiting on some friends."
Link Posted: 5/4/2015 7:32:10 AM EDT
[#10]
Until EVERYONE has safety vests on, no attempts shall be made to ''rescue'' the hoop hanger.
Link Posted: 5/4/2015 7:44:09 AM EDT
[#11]
Police wait on a baseball bat as they strategize new ways to deal with rioters.  The method seen here is called the piñata.
Link Posted: 5/4/2015 7:46:31 AM EDT
[#12]
Link Posted: 5/4/2015 7:47:48 AM EDT
[#13]
Wow. 14 cops to help out
Link Posted: 5/4/2015 8:28:02 AM EDT
[#14]
Anyone else expect Chief Wiggins to show up?
Link Posted: 5/4/2015 8:30:09 AM EDT
[#15]
If we hit him hard enough will candy fall out...
Link Posted: 5/4/2015 8:33:27 AM EDT
[#16]
You see, it was like this, we had two teams and four refs but we didn't have a ball.




Link Posted: 5/4/2015 8:36:33 AM EDT
[#17]
"Man, remind me to never talk smack to Shaq again."
Link Posted: 5/4/2015 8:37:07 AM EDT
[#18]
Ghetto Pinata.
Link Posted: 5/4/2015 8:40:18 AM EDT
[#19]
Okay boys when we get the ladder here who is gonna climb up and who is gonna turn the ladder to unscrew the guy?
Link Posted: 5/4/2015 8:43:04 AM EDT
[#20]
Technical Foul; delay of game.
Link Posted: 5/4/2015 8:45:31 AM EDT
[#21]
Link Posted: 5/4/2015 8:47:42 AM EDT
[#22]
"Calm down sir, the ladder truck and jaws of life are on the way.  In the mean time please fill out this waiver before we assisit you."
Link Posted: 5/4/2015 8:48:00 AM EDT
[#23]
There are five too many blues and yellow needs one more player.  My money is on yellow since they all look to be be three-point shooters.
Link Posted: 5/4/2015 8:48:10 AM EDT
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Yep. Now we know the answer to the question of how many cops does it take to get a man hanging upside down from a basketball rim down
Link Posted: 5/4/2015 9:45:40 AM EDT
[#25]
Looks like 3 1/2 lane violations there.
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