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Posted: 10/13/2004 11:30:30 AM EST
Someone hit a cat in the street in front of my house.
The person who hit the cat killed it.
He stopped and picked up the cat and deposited it on my front yard (city property actually) next to the fire hydrant and left a note.

I have had 7 people stop by my house, knock on the door and tell me my cat was hit and is dead laying next to the fire hydrant.

After the first person told me I called up animal control and they said they would be out to pick it up sometime today.

After the third person knocked on my door I posted a note on the door saying that I know there is a dead cat in my yard and no it's not mine and yea, I have contacted animal control.

After the second person ignored my note and knocked on my door I posted a sign on the hydrant that said "this cat dos not belong to me, it is only laying in my yard".

I got two more people knocking on my door about this dead cat.
One was from my "new" neighbor who said I was insensitive.
I told her that she was more than welcome to remove the cat to her property.
She got pissed and left.

The other was from a hippy couple that was out walking their dog (without a leash).
The guy apologized to me about his dog.
I looked at him like he was three different shades of stupid.
He explained to me that his dog had found my dead cat and had grabbed it and ran off with it and that it was in my neighbors yard (the bitch who complained).
He asked me if I wanted it moved back into my yard.

Animal control showed up to pick up the cat, I had to tell them where it was.
The animal control officer told the hippy couple that city law required them to have their dog on a leash and that if they didn't have one he was going to write them a citation.
His wife/partner bitched about him not having the dog on a leash in the first place....

Link Posted: 10/13/2004 11:57:21 AM EST
Very funny. My faith in humanity just slipped a few more notches.
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 12:01:00 PM EST
Can't...resist...posting....



Ahhhhhh. That's better.
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 12:02:16 PM EST
There's a knock at your door.

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Link Posted: 10/13/2004 12:03:03 PM EST
That's crazy. Did this happen before or after Sarge posted his "I'll be back" thread?
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 12:04:21 PM EST

Originally Posted By Palo_Duro:
There's a knock at your door.



Uh... Dude? I think your cat has crossed over the rainbow bridge.
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 12:13:43 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 12:15:13 PM EST
<---biting tongue.


<---laughing uncontrollably, but y'all already knew that.
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 12:15:49 PM EST
Way before.
The cat was already in rigger mortis.


Originally Posted By wedge1082:
That's crazy. Did this happen before or after Sarge posted his "I'll be back" thread?

Link Posted: 10/13/2004 12:17:47 PM EST
what kind of car does the sarge own anyways???
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 12:18:04 PM EST
KA3B, ummmmm I'm sorry to tell you this but your cat is dead, It's lying by the fire hydrant. I think it got hit by a car.

Sorry dude,

COZ
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 12:18:39 PM EST
Bastage!!


Originally Posted By COZ:
KA3B, ummmmm I'm sorry to tell you this but your cat is dead, It's lying by the fire hydrant. I think it got hit by a car.

Sorry dude,

COZ

Link Posted: 10/13/2004 12:21:19 PM EST

Originally Posted By KA3B:

The other was from a hippy couple that was out walking their dog (without a leash).
The guy apologized to me about his dog.
I looked at him like he was three different shades of stupid.
He explained to me that his dog had found my dead cat and had grabbed it and ran off with it and that it was in my neighbors yard (the bitch who complained).
He asked me if I wanted it moved back into my yard.



Link Posted: 10/13/2004 1:55:52 PM EST
You should have taken a poll and seen how many of the idiots were voting for Kerry.
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 2:02:50 PM EST
Stupid people are everywhere aren't they
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 2:04:50 PM EST
You should have posted pics!!
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 2:07:03 PM EST
Know anybody with a big boa constrictor ???
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 2:07:07 PM EST
Your cat story was funny but not as funny as the Free Cat sign
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 2:07:37 PM EST

Originally Posted By MTNmyMag:

Your cat story was funny but not as funny as the Free Cat sign




+1
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 2:14:56 PM EST

Originally Posted By MTNmyMag:

Your cat story was funny but not as funny as the Free Cat sign



I think there both really funny.
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 2:53:59 PM EST

Originally Posted By wedge1082:
That's crazy. Did this happen before or after Sarge posted his "I'll be back" thread?



The first thing I thought when I saw the thred title was where is Sarge at and does he have an alibi?
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 3:40:32 PM EST
As soon as I saw the dead cat that free cat sign came to mind.


Originally Posted By MTNmyMag:
Your cat story was funny but not as funny as the Free Cat sign

Link Posted: 10/13/2004 3:45:01 PM EST
you should have thrown in into the garbage.
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 3:49:05 PM EST

Originally Posted By inferno715:
you should have thrown in into the garbage.



I would have just kicked it back into the street.
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 3:58:26 PM EST

Originally Posted By fight4yourrights:

Originally Posted By MTNmyMag:

Your cat story was funny but not as funny as the Free Cat sign




+1



I love that pick. For some reason, my wife hates it.
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 3:59:05 PM EST
That's funny. I would have just threw it over the fence in the ghetto apartments next door.
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 4:01:50 PM EST
someone found a dead cat near the wooded area behind the vet clinic i used to work at. i had to go out and pull it off the ground (it's head was frozen to the earth).
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 4:05:13 PM EST
Someone hit a cat in the street in front of my house.

Don't your street have sewers ???
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 4:22:05 PM EST
Sorry to hear about your CAT
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 6:15:15 PM EST
No sewers that I can get to. I am not lifting up a 200 lb manhole cover just to dump a cat into.

I called animal control since "by law" cats are supposed to have tags or ID implants within the city limits.
That's what animal control gets paid to do, haul off dead animals.




Originally Posted By cyanide:
Someone hit a cat in the street in front of my house.

Don't your street have sewers ???

Link Posted: 10/13/2004 8:48:09 PM EST
I resisted this thread thinking that it could not possibly hold anything for me... once again, I am proven wrong
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 8:50:16 PM EST
Why didn't you just bury the damn cat instead of wasting tax payers dollars?

SGatr15
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 8:51:34 PM EST


It may have still been cookable
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 9:03:33 PM EST
I can't believe that we have people here that rely on the gov to take care of stupid dead cat. Give me a break!! Throw it in the ditch or the trash, throw it back in the street, tie it to your bumper and go for a drive, whatever. Really, I knew it was bad, but if we can't even get people to ween themselves from gov dependence in the realm of dead cat disposal, then this country is sunk.
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 9:04:38 PM EST
Something sad about dead pussy....
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 9:06:41 PM EST

Originally Posted By KA3B:
Way before.
The cat was already in rigger mortis.


Originally Posted By wedge1082:
That's crazy. Did this happen before or after Sarge posted his "I'll be back" thread?




The cat was packing parachutes?
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 9:09:47 PM EST

"this cat dos not belong to me, it is only laying in my yard".


Then did they ask you about your grammar

Sorry.. I had to
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 9:12:38 PM EST
Too late for you ............... but


NEXT TIME
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 9:45:17 PM EST

Originally Posted By libertarian:
I can't believe that we have people here that rely on the gov to take care of stupid dead cat. Give me a break!! Throw it in the ditch or the trash, throw it back in the street, tie it to your bumper and go for a drive, whatever. Really, I knew it was bad, but if we can't even get people to ween themselves from gov dependence in the realm of dead cat disposal, then this country is sunk.



Remember that when you're out sleuthing your own burglaries and shit. Seriously though, lighten up. It's intended to be a funny story, and it is. What's he going to prove by "handling his own dead cat"? Animal control already exists, it's not like he got a whole new agency funded or some shit. You wanna complain about the DEA or BATF or some other frivolous agency great, I'll probably even agree with you. It's fucking animal control dude, don't head up to the bell tower yet.
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 10:03:34 PM EST
What the rosebud you rosebud.

What if there is no ditch by my house you rosebud rosebud?

What if I don't want to toss it in my trash and have it stinking up the can for the next 6 days because trash pick-up day is on Wed you rosebud rosebud?

What if I don't want to toss it in the street because I have a little pride in my neighborhood and I don't take kindly to trailer trash rosebud rosebud like you trashing up my neighborhood, why should I stoop to your level.

What if the FUCKING CITY ALREADY TAXES ME FOR ANIMAL CONTROL and it's the FUCKING JOB OF ANIMAL CONTROLTO REMOVE DEAD ANIMALS from city property.

Why don't you just go rosebud yourself rosebud.


Originally Posted By libertarian:
I can't believe that we have people here that rely on the gov to take care of stupid dead cat. Give me a break!! Throw it in the ditch or the trash, throw it back in the street, tie it to your bumper and go for a drive, whatever. Really, I knew it was bad, but if we can't even get people to ween themselves from gov dependence in the realm of dead cat disposal, then this country is sunk.

Link Posted: 10/13/2004 10:07:22 PM EST
Because I already pay for animal control to remove dead animals from city property.
It's their job.

And because on the off chance that the owner of the cat MIGHT of had an ID chip implant in it, then animal control can read it, contact the owners and let them know that they were stupid and let their cat roam the neighborhood and it was hit by a car and killed.

Where in the fuck am I going to bury the fucking cat anyways? In my yard? It's not my fucking cat.
I am going to toss it in my truck and drive to the boonies to bury it? Fuck that.

Tell you what, give me your address and I'll mail you the next dead cat I find to YOU can bury it.




Originally Posted By sgtar15:
Why didn't you just bury the damn cat instead of wasting tax payers dollars?

SGatr15

Link Posted: 10/13/2004 10:14:52 PM EST
Street pizza?
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 10:29:16 PM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
Why didn't you just bury the damn cat instead of wasting tax payers dollars?

SGatr15

We all thought you might like some more skeet targets.
Link Posted: 10/13/2004 11:38:35 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/14/2004 3:27:35 AM EST

Originally Posted By KA3B:
What the rosebud you rosebud.

What if there is no ditch by my house you rosebud rosebud?

What if I don't want to toss it in my trash and have it stinking up the can for the next 6 days because trash pick-up day is on Wed you rosebud rosebud?

What if I don't want to toss it in the street because I have a little pride in my neighborhood and I don't take kindly to trailer trash rosebud rosebud like you trashing up my neighborhood, why should I stoop to your level.

What if the FUCKING CITY ALREADY TAXES ME FOR ANIMAL CONTROL and it's the FUCKING JOB OF ANIMAL CONTROLTO REMOVE DEAD ANIMALS from city property.

Why don't you just go rosebud yourself rosebud.


Originally Posted By libertarian:
I can't believe that we have people here that rely on the gov to take care of stupid dead cat. Give me a break!! Throw it in the ditch or the trash, throw it back in the street, tie it to your bumper and go for a drive, whatever. Really, I knew it was bad, but if we can't even get people to ween themselves from gov dependence in the realm of dead cat disposal, then this country is sunk.


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from now on that is my cuss word here -- rosebud ---
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