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Posted: 9/6/2004 4:44:34 PM EST
So..... On my journey towards No. Cal for a nice peaceful vacation. We stop off at Carls Jr off Hwy 101. My wife and I and our kids order up some grub. When my wife orders one of their "Six Dollar Burgers" the woman asks "with bacon?" and my wife says "No just cheese"

We get the burger and it had NO condiments AT ALL,,, just meat, cheese and bun. So I give my wife my burger and go up to the counter and said "Hey there is nothing on this burger" She said "Well I ass jour wii eef chee wann everytin wit her burrrrrrrrger and che say no" I told her "No, you asked her if she wanted bacon and she said no" So she said "OK seet dow I weel get jou anoder burrrrrrger" I said No, I can wait" She said "Oh no sir, I weel breen it to jou"

All I know is that for two days I was polluting the toilet with liquid shit and could not walk a block without running for the toilet. That woman did something to my "BURRRRRRRRRRRGER" and I think wiping her ass with it was one of her options. Because NO ONE ELSE was sick.

Fuckers!
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 4:47:15 PM EST
it could be that it was shitty food to begin with.
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 4:47:19 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 4:48:12 PM EST
What part of "No, just cheese" don't you understand?

Sgatr15
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 4:48:51 PM EST
Never never never piss off the person who handles your book.

That's basic knowledge.

I think it's even in the Bible.

However, if you're right, she certainly deserves to be beaten with a fish.
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 4:49:24 PM EST
Just thank good you didn't get a $7.00 burger!
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 4:49:42 PM EST

Originally Posted By LadyLiberty:




wtf is that avatar?




as for the subject of the thread ...

You're fricken nuts! Never complain at a fast food joint and then give them the chance to handle the food again out of your site.

You should have just asked politely for some ketchup, mustard, onions, and pickle on the side or something.
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 4:51:32 PM EST
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 4:51:42 PM EST
It's worth saying again: never piss off the people who serve you food.

Didn't you read Fight Club?
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 4:52:03 PM EST

Originally Posted By Red_Beard:

Originally Posted By LadyLiberty:




wtf is that avatar?







That is the dancing ovaries for the queen of the uteri!

Link Posted: 9/6/2004 4:52:32 PM EST
SO....did she have a nice ass ??
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 4:56:21 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/6/2004 4:57:10 PM EST by AR-10]

wtf is that avatar?



The Big O.

Edit because, well, just because.
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 4:57:15 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/6/2004 4:58:43 PM EST by panzersergeant]

Originally Posted By Red_Beard:

Originally Posted By LadyLiberty:




wtf is that avatar?





as for the subject of the thread ...

You're fricken nuts! Never complain at a fast food joint and then give them the chance to handle the food again out of your site.

You should have just asked politely for some ketchup, mustard, onions, and pickle on the side or something.



That avatar is a woman's organs. Plus one on asking for burger trimmings on the side...
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 4:57:35 PM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
What part of "No, just cheese" don't you understand?

Sgatr15

Link Posted: 9/6/2004 4:57:37 PM EST
you might aswell have eaten that shit out of her asshole
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 5:02:08 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/6/2004 5:03:35 PM EST by LadyLiberty]

Originally Posted By Red_Beard:

wtf is that avatar?







Source of Avatar
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 5:02:19 PM EST
What is the exact name and location of this Burrrrger joint again...you know...so our pals here from California can, uh, stop by and "patronize" the place...yeah, that's it.

Never can show enough appreciation for a stand-up burrrrger joint.
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 5:04:07 PM EST
Reminds me of my wife when she orders a fricken CHEESEBURGER with NO CHEESE.
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 5:14:08 PM EST
Wing hunt?
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 5:18:05 PM EST
I remember that hideous CarlsJr when I was stationed in Kali. Quite nasty if IRC. My favorite was the In&Out Burger, that place rocked!
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 5:18:27 PM EST

Originally Posted By SNorman:
Reminds me of my wife when she orders a fricken CHEESEBURGER with NO CHEESE.



No, the wife ORDERED a CHEESEBURGER... Dipshit countergirl asked if she wanted a BACON CHESSEBURGER.... NO no no no no.

What I got instead was a Lupe-Buttwipe surprise.
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 5:19:32 PM EST

Originally Posted By LadyLiberty:

Originally Posted By Red_Beard:

wtf is that avatar?







Source of Avatar



Damn, that vagina looks angry!
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 5:29:53 PM EST
You broke the rule:



Don't send food back!
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 5:30:34 PM EST

Originally Posted By captainpooby:
Wing hunt?



hahaha ... let's not re-live that thread!
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 5:34:55 PM EST

Originally Posted By innocent_bystander:
You broke the rule:



Don't send food back!





+1


Brings back memories. Uggh!
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 5:35:21 PM EST
Where on 101? I've probably eaten there a bunch of times.

CW
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 6:19:22 PM EST
Just think, your kid could have eaten that shit burger. For this reason, my kids have never eaten fast food. You wouldn't believe some of the shit some places do with the food before serving it to customers.
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 6:24:07 PM EST
Oh shit that was you? If I knew it was a fellow ARFCOMer I would not have shit on your burger. My bad, comeback and I will give you another burger, on me.
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 6:25:28 PM EST
So did it taste like ass? Think hard...
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 6:26:50 PM EST
It was CRAPPY food right?!
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 6:28:54 PM EST
Now THAT's a visual I could've lived without.



Originally Posted By DrFrige:



What I got instead was a Lupe-Buttwipe surprise. hr
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 6:30:12 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/6/2004 6:33:58 PM EST by BusMaster007]
ASSBURGER RESEARCH

www.assburger.org/assburger.jpg


"Awareness is, of course, the first step toward treatment...
Working together, we can conquer Assburger Syndrome...
Unfortunately, there is still a stigma attached to those afflicted with Assburger's..."
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 6:32:29 PM EST

Originally Posted By LadyLiberty:



and another for your uteri


It's been hot and things spoil quickly, mayo goes fast.
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 6:35:31 PM EST
Hardees and BK burgers give me the shits, don't know why
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 6:40:41 PM EST

Originally Posted By P806:

Originally Posted By LadyLiberty:

Originally Posted By Red_Beard:

wtf is that avatar?







Source of Avatar



Damn, that vagina looks angry!



I am pretty sure that is a uterus and two ovaries. Hold the vagina....

Bob
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 7:20:16 PM EST
Sending food back is one of the dumbest things you can do. if the meal is substandard complain to the manager and demand a refund. But NEVER send food back.
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 7:25:50 PM EST
patty hunt!
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 7:42:06 PM EST
Bet she used the old Visine trick. Couple drops on food or in a drink, after awhile you can't run to the toilet fast enough.
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 7:59:21 PM EST
Carl's Jr headquaters is in Anaheim CA. COMPLAIN, COMPLAIN, COMPLAIN!!! I used to eat at Carl's for most of my fast food, but on a road trip out of state, I "discovered" McDonald's is selling decent food, spotless restrooms, and counter people (still stupid, but) that speak English. Micky Ds has a great $1 menu also.
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 8:18:19 PM EST

Originally Posted By Cold_Warrior:
Where on 101? I've probably eaten there a bunch of times.

CW



Buellton... near Solvang
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 8:22:54 PM EST

Originally Posted By BusMaster007:
ASSBURGER RESEARCH
www.assburger.org/assburger.jpg
www.assburger.org/assburger.jpg


"Awareness is, of course, the first step toward treatment...
Working together, we can conquer Assburger Syndrome...
Unfortunately, there is still a stigma attached to those afflicted with Assburger's..."



OH YOU GUYS ARE GREAT!!!!
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 8:27:02 PM EST
You know I just remembered something!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Carl Karcher was a customer of mine when I worked at another refrigeration company. I had a HUGE "In 'N Out Burger" sticker on my invoice book. His house 'boy' that took care of all the home repairs told me "Turn the book over or take it outside... If Mr Karcher sees that he will not be happy"

I guess this was his revenge.

Dick.... You know, maybe I should go to his home and leave a pond of liquid stool in his atrium. And mark it "Return To Sender".... JUST KIDDING!!!
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 8:33:25 PM EST
don't get mad, just beat the living shit out of her.

or get her fired.
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 8:45:38 PM EST

Originally Posted By twonami:
Hardees and BK burgers give me the shits, don't know why



White Castle burgers are the worst. With a nicknames like "sliders" or "bellybombers" you just know you'll be spending the next day on the can.
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 8:58:23 PM EST

Originally Posted By MudFlapper:
Just thank good you didn't get a $7.00 burger!



Link Posted: 9/6/2004 9:00:33 PM EST
This thread is nasty.
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 9:07:40 PM EST
They put a few drops of visine on it. Had it happen it a buddy of mine. He was on the craper for days.
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 9:08:55 PM EST

Originally Posted By clean_cut:
This thread is nasty.

this thread is NOTHING compared to the shit-mist covered toilet in the hotel room. For what its worth I hope the housekeeping crew were relatives of Lupe-Buttwiper.
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 9:36:59 PM EST
To all these people saying never send the food back, it depends on the resturant .

At the one I work at , Chef has a standing order . If any thing coms back for any reason it is thrown away on the spot and made fresh again right than in there the right way . If you do it any differently he will fire your ass on the spot .
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 9:43:18 PM EST

Originally Posted By Kodiak-AK:
To all these people saying never send the food back, it depends on the resturant .

At the one I work at , Chef has a standing order . If any thing coms back for any reason it is thrown away on the spot and made fresh again right than in there the right way . If you do it any differently he will fire your ass on the spot .



Yeah but you are in Alaska. People are still nice there.
Link Posted: 9/6/2004 10:36:46 PM EST
Does the visine trick really work?

Seriously... this has potential... I;m in college, im allowed to do this kinda shit


- BG
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