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Posted: 9/6/2004 5:44:34 PM EDT
So..... On my journey towards No. Cal for a nice peaceful vacation. We stop off at Carls Jr off Hwy 101. My wife and I and our kids order up some grub. When my wife orders one of their "Six Dollar Burgers" the woman asks "with bacon?" and my wife says "No just cheese"
We get the burger and it had NO condiments AT ALL,,, just meat, cheese and bun. So I give my wife my burger and go up to the counter and said "Hey there is nothing on this burger" She said "Well I ass jour wii eef chee wann everytin wit her burrrrrrrrger and che say no" I told her "No, you asked her if she wanted bacon and she said no" So she said "OK seet dow I weel get jou anoder burrrrrrger" I said No, I can wait" She said "Oh no sir, I weel breen it to jou" All I know is that for two days I was polluting the toilet with liquid shit and could not walk a block without running for the toilet. That woman did something to my "BURRRRRRRRRRRGER" and I think wiping her ass with it was one of her options. Because NO ONE ELSE was sick. Fuckers! |
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Never never never piss off the person who handles your book.
That's basic knowledge. I think it's even in the Bible. However, if you're right, she certainly deserves to be beaten with a fish. |
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wtf is that avatar? as for the subject of the thread ... You're fricken nuts! Never complain at a fast food joint and then give them the chance to handle the food again out of your site. You should have just asked politely for some ketchup, mustard, onions, and pickle on the side or something. |
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NEVER, never-ever fight or argue with the cook or waitress. They will always have the last laugh.
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It's worth saying again: never piss off the people who serve you food.
Didn't you read Fight Club? |
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That is the dancing ovaries for the queen of the uteri! |
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The Big O. Edit because, well, just because. |
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That avatar is a woman's organs. Plus one on asking for burger trimmings on the side... |
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What is the exact name and location of this Burrrrger joint again...you know...so our pals here from California can, uh, stop by and "patronize" the place...yeah, that's it.
Never can show enough appreciation for a stand-up burrrrger joint. |
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Reminds me of my wife when she orders a fricken CHEESEBURGER with NO CHEESE.
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I remember that hideous CarlsJr when I was stationed in Kali. Quite nasty if IRC. My favorite was the In&Out Burger, that place rocked!
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No, the wife ORDERED a CHEESEBURGER... Dipshit countergirl asked if she wanted a BACON CHESSEBURGER.... NO no no no no. What I got instead was a Lupe-Buttwipe surprise. |
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+1 Brings back memories. Uggh! |
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Just think, your kid could have eaten that shit burger. For this reason, my kids have never eaten fast food. You wouldn't believe some of the shit some places do with the food before serving it to customers.
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Oh shit that was you? If I knew it was a fellow ARFCOMer I would not have shit on your burger. My bad, comeback and I will give you another burger, on me.
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Now THAT's a visual I could've lived without.
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and another for your uteri It's been hot and things spoil quickly, mayo goes fast. |
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I am pretty sure that is a uterus and two ovaries. Hold the vagina.... Bob |
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Sending food back is one of the dumbest things you can do. if the meal is substandard complain to the manager and demand a refund. But NEVER send food back.
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Bet she used the old Visine trick. Couple drops on food or in a drink, after awhile you can't run to the toilet fast enough.
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Carl's Jr headquaters is in Anaheim CA. COMPLAIN, COMPLAIN, COMPLAIN!!! I used to eat at Carl's for most of my fast food, but on a road trip out of state, I "discovered" McDonald's is selling decent food, spotless restrooms, and counter people (still stupid, but) that speak English. Micky Ds has a great $1 menu also.
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Buellton... near Solvang |
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OH YOU GUYS ARE GREAT!!!! |
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You know I just remembered something!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Carl Karcher was a customer of mine when I worked at another refrigeration company. I had a HUGE "In 'N Out Burger" sticker on my invoice book. His house 'boy' that took care of all the home repairs told me "Turn the book over or take it outside... If Mr Karcher sees that he will not be happy" I guess this was his revenge. Dick.... You know, maybe I should go to his home and leave a pond of liquid stool in his atrium. And mark it "Return To Sender".... JUST KIDDING!!! |
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don't get mad, just beat the living shit out of her.
or get her fired. |
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White Castle burgers are the worst. With a nicknames like "sliders" or "bellybombers" you just know you'll be spending the next day on the can. |
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To all these people saying never send the food back, it depends on the resturant .
At the one I work at , Chef has a standing order . If any thing coms back for any reason it is thrown away on the spot and made fresh again right than in there the right way . If you do it any differently he will fire your ass on the spot . |
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Yeah but you are in Alaska. People are still nice there. |
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Does the visine trick really work?
Seriously... this has potential... I;m in college, im allowed to do this kinda shit - BG |
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