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Posted: 10/6/2002 7:33:23 AM EDT
I was renting a movie last night with a my roommate who is a girl. I am there waiting to check out when I feel someone twirlin their finger on my ass. I figured it was my roommate fu#%n around. Low and behold it was this hot mexican chick who cuts my hair......She is MArried!Now what.....
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she was just jerkin you because you were with another girl. go get a haircut ASAP and see what you can get away with...
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PC answer: Respect her marriage even if she does not!!
Non PC answer: Tear that shit up man!! and free hair cuts too!! |
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If she's tickling your ass in the video store line, she's probably going to be working it like Janice did to Ralphie last weekend on the Sopranos. Got lube?
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Do it like Speedy Gonzalez, SPEEDY style, then get the fuck outa there! Well, unless her husband is a big guy who'll TEAR you a new asshole instead of tickle it. Wait, I'm not sure which would be worse, real scars or emotional scars if he started tickling your ass also....
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Here's a little Advice.
LEAVE IT ALONE!!!! You don't even have a clue as to what kind of Hell that can unleash. I mean like Real HELL!! Just take your roommate. |
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Quoted: ...go get a haircut ASAP and see what you can get away with... View Quote ... LOL Be cool, when messing with fire ... |
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Correction:
YOU WILL THINK YOU ARE COOL WHEN YOU ARE MESSING WITH FIRE. YOU DON'T WANT THAT KIND OF FIRE!!! Ben |
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Well, I think if tickled your ass, you should one up her and nibble hers.
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If you want to find out what she meant by it, Give her a test-tickle.
Seriously, you are crazy-nuts-loco-suicidal for even considering it. |
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Quoted: damn, to have your 'problem'........ View Quote I hear ya![:D] |
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Quoted: Tickle her back of course! View Quote There's an erogenous zone on her back? [shock] |
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That's Spanish for; Can I put my vibrator in here(part she tickled). [;D]
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Quoted: That's Spanish for; Can I put my vibrator in here(part she tickled). [;D] View Quote She might have a strap-on dildo so big that she's got to wear a back-brace with it. |
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Time to make a trip south of the border and taste try the taco!
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welp, whats we gots here is a dilema.
i have a solution. 1) if you know the hubby, or he is geographicly compromising to a "mission", don't do it. -if this is the case, i say drag it out with the chick. flirt 'til she can't take it no more and then practically jumps you. then you can simply blame her. plus sometimes dangerous flirting can almost be as fun as the sex. 2) if # 1 doesn't apply, don't deny yourself an opportunity to experience something amazing. something you'll remember every night before you go to bed for the rest of your life. you said she's beautiful, embrace it!!!!! GET SOME!!! if not, send in "the cleaner" to take care of it. |
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Sounds very tempting but......
LEAVE IT ALONE! Getting a nut is not worth potentially wrecking your life and hers. Alot can happen, and most of it is VERY BAD. My advice.......go to the range and forget about it. Just my $.02 Herman Snerd |
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Quoted: go get a haircut ASAP and see what you can get away with... View Quote Couldn't have said it better. |
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yeah, leave it alone- She's probably working her way through the clientele and got to you.. Besides Mex ladies tend to have [b]HUGE COOTCHAS[/b]... You'll need a pair of fins, and six pack of Penn....
[:D] |
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Quoted: Does she have nice titties?? View Quote Finally someone asks the important question. |
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I love the two sides of the answers here!! LOL!!
One side... leave it alone Other side... tear it up I am laughing my ass off at the answers you are getting reconBYfire. Nothing wrong with innocent flirting. great ego boost for both of you BUT if in a moment of weakness or guilt she may spill the beans to her husband and then you are a moving target. Im going to have to go with the LEAVE IT ALONE crowd... sorry. One better... poll this thread. |
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I want to know what movie she was renting...that'll tell what's going on. Gone With The Wind or Horny College Coeds # 14? Either tickling your ass is spanish for "What's up" or she wants your Bean Burrito inside her Soft Taco.[sex]
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Also Remember this.
You don't just fight one mexican. You fight Every Mexican. That is bad news brother!!! You could die over it!! Do you understand that???? Ben I can imagine a scenario where You get her, but her brother was particularly fond of her husband and ends up cutting your balls off and sending them to their father who still lives in Mexico!! You think I am shittin you, but I am not... Nothin will drive a man to harm someone faster then a women, or a brother.... You can play with that fire if you want to but if you start getting burned its not going to be a fire that you can put out!!! This advice is Sage!!! So take it. |
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Pictures man! We need pistures to make an educated decision.
However, I'm inclined to say that screwing a married Mexican (any Mexican actually) is a very bad idea. |
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Maybe she wanted you and your female roomate.
If you are going to screw up. Screw up big! |
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Let me put it another way.
I have walked down that road all the way to the end.. And it doesn't end until you get to the gates of Hell. And that is no lie. You might be thinking that I am just trying to scare the shit out of you. And you would be right!!!! So take a persons advice that is given in honesty and with all sincerity. All these others who are egging you on havn't been where I have been. Because if they had they wouldnt be pushing you to do it. Ben |
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Quoted: Also Remember this. You don't just fight one mexican. You fight Every Mexican. That is bad news brother!!! You could die over it!! Do you understand that???? Ben I can imagine a scenario where You get her, but her brother was particularly fond of her husband and ends up cutting your balls off and sending them to their father who still lives in Mexico!! You think I am shittin you, but I am not... Nothin will drive a man to harm someone faster then a women, or a brother.... You can play with that fire if you want to but if you start getting burned its not going to be a fire that you can put out!!! This advice is Sage!!! So take it. View Quote Hmmm, doesn't the Bible say something along those lines? Oh yeah, here it is... But a man who commits adultery lacks judgement: whoever does so destroys himself. Blows and disgrace are his lot, and his shame will never be wiped away; for jealousy arouses a husband's fury, and he will show no mercy when he takes revenge. He will not accept any compensation; he will refuse the bribe, however great it is. Proverbs 6:32-35 View Quote RUN away, far away! [IMG]http://smilies.uniquehardware.co.uk/contrib/aahmed/smile.gif[/IMG] |
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Dear Penthouse, I never thought this could happen to me , but.........[sex]
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Is her husband mexican too? Them mexicans are reported to be rather passionate. Don't want him blowing your head off while you're in the middle of it.
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Quoted: Is her husband mexican too? Them mexicans are reported to be rather passionate. Don't want him blowing your head off while you're in the middle of it. View Quote Mexican Judo:"...judon't know I got a knife, judon't know I got a gun... |
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Find out what the story is,she might have thrown her husband out,or he left her!
Maybe he had syphilis and she ran him off,do you want to lose your girl friend(roommate) find out what's going on ,then let your head lead you! Bob [:D] |
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Next time you get a haircut ask for the "Mexican Clam Taco Special"...
Edited to add: And tell her "Dirty Don" sent you! |
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Been there - on BOTH sides. If she were married to you, what would you want YOU to do?
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I'm married. Here in Colorado there are plenty of mine shafts and people sometimes fall into them. The bodies are never recovered.
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Quoted: Great family values guys....... View Quote Nobdy said it was his sister. |
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Boff her.
Then boff her again. Then follow the rules... 1]admit nothing 2]deny everything 3]make counter accusations Oh, and carry a gun. PS. Then boff her again later. |
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Do you remember what happened at the Alamo?
Is she REALLY worth it? [;D] |
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Pass on this one...she is trouble. Take it for what it was...jerking your chain because she knew you could not respond right there, and change barbers. Ain't worth the trouble.
But...since you are gonna try her anyway...be vewwy vewwy caweful! |
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