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Posted: 3/10/2010 3:59:01 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/10/2010 4:00:10 AM EDT by hondaciv]
Good Morning!  

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Speaking to More magazine regarding the success of her 27 year long marriage to walking jelly Ozzy, she says that keeping the romance fresh is the key.

Are you ready for this? OK - she said:

   "How do we spice it up in the bedroom? Lots of sex toys. Spray cream around the bollocks. Chocolate sauce on the knob. Lick, lick, lick."
Link Posted: 3/10/2010 4:01:17 AM EDT
Alllllrighty then.

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Link Posted: 3/10/2010 4:01:56 AM EDT
I coulda done without knowing that piece of information.
Link Posted: 3/10/2010 4:02:21 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/10/2010 4:03:41 AM EDT
I wonder if Ozzy kicks off every session by screaming "I ammm IRONMAAAAAAAAAN"
Link Posted: 3/10/2010 4:03:52 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/10/2010 4:04:41 AM EDT by PBIR]


"How do we spice it up in the bedroom? Lots of sex toys. Spray cream around the bollocks. Chocolate sauce on the knob. Lick, lick, lick."









Yeah, but what does she do for Ozzy?
 
Link Posted: 3/10/2010 4:04:34 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/10/2010 4:04:49 AM EDT by Alien]
I can just imagine that burn out Ozzy saying, "My bollocks ah sticky!"

 
Link Posted: 3/10/2010 4:07:31 AM EDT



Originally Posted By PBIR:




"How do we spice it up in the bedroom? Lots of sex toys. Spray cream around the bollocks. Chocolate sauce on the knob. Lick, lick, lick."









Yeah, but what does she do for Ozzy?  








 
Link Posted: 3/10/2010 4:07:48 AM EDT
Yikes.
Link Posted: 3/10/2010 4:21:16 AM EDT
I just died a little, thanks for that.
Link Posted: 3/10/2010 4:26:34 AM EDT
I came into this thread, knowing I would learn things I did not want to know...







Link Posted: 3/10/2010 4:34:58 AM EDT
Originally Posted By ZootTX:
I came into this thread, knowing I would learn things I did not want to know...




Me too.
Link Posted: 3/10/2010 4:40:13 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/10/2010 4:44:10 AM EDT
Still i reckon i'd prefer Sharon to do that to me than Kelly....hell even Jack rates ahead of that fat cunt.....

I've never known a girl named kelly i like..they are all cunts -  the lot of em!
Link Posted: 3/10/2010 4:45:54 AM EDT
Eeewwwwwwww!
Link Posted: 3/10/2010 5:01:27 AM EDT
Originally Posted By PBIR:
"How do we spice it up in the bedroom? Lots of sex toys. Spray cream around the bollocks. Chocolate sauce on the knob. Lick, lick, lick."





Yeah, but what does she do for Ozzy?  


OMG that is funny!

Link Posted: 3/10/2010 5:04:49 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/10/2010 5:05:10 AM EDT by kaneroy]
Originally Posted By demobud:
Eeewwwwwwww!


yep. but I need to ask......are bollocks and balls the same?
Link Posted: 3/10/2010 5:09:13 AM EDT
Can he even form a coherent sentence?

Originally Posted By Mclovin5-0:
I wonder if Ozzy kicks off every session by screaming "I ammm IRONMAAAAAAAAAN"


Link Posted: 3/10/2010 5:12:22 AM EDT
Originally Posted By ZootTX:
I came into this thread, knowing I would learn things I did not want to know...




WHY!?  Why do we do it?!

Link Posted: 3/10/2010 5:15:09 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/10/2010 5:16:06 AM EDT
Zombie sex! ZOMGGG
Link Posted: 3/10/2010 5:16:17 AM EDT
Originally Posted By KILLERB6:
Originally Posted By ZootTX:
I came into this thread, knowing I would learn things I did not want to know...




WHY!?  Why do we do it?!



Link Posted: 3/10/2010 5:24:04 AM EDT


2nd that
Link Posted: 3/10/2010 5:25:53 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Alien:
I can just imagine that burn out Ozzy saying, "My bollocks ah sticky!"  


Link Posted: 3/10/2010 5:29:59 AM EDT
I knew she was a freak in the sack.
Link Posted: 3/10/2010 5:31:18 AM EDT
She looks like she could polish a knob real nice.  Plus with her mouth occupied, I wouldn't have to hear her grating voice.

Win/win.

Link Posted: 3/10/2010 5:46:40 AM EDT



Originally Posted By ZootTX:


I came into this thread, knowing I would learn things I did not want to know...









Yepper...














 
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Link Posted: 3/10/2010 6:48:55 AM EDT
I knew what clicking would lead to, and yet I did it anyway.

Link Posted: 3/10/2010 6:50:09 AM EDT
More Penis talk
Link Posted: 3/10/2010 6:57:50 AM EDT
Link Posted: 3/10/2010 6:58:26 AM EDT


It's damn rare when I actually laugh out loud at something on the internet.  Congratulations, motherfuckers!  You made me smile.


Link Posted: 3/10/2010 7:05:30 AM EDT
Chocolate sauce!!!!!!! she sucked Ozzie's ability to speak right out of him!!!!


RG
Link Posted: 3/10/2010 7:07:10 AM EDT



Originally Posted By RustyGate:


Chocolate sauce!!!!!!! she sucked Ozzie's ability to speak right out of him!!!!







RG


I lol.  
 
Link Posted: 3/10/2010 7:08:33 AM EDT
Originally Posted By hondaciv:
Good Morning!  

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http://patrishka.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/sharon-osbourne-nomakeup.jpg

Speaking to More magazine regarding the success of her 27 year long marriage to walking jelly Ozzy, she says that keeping the romance fresh is the key.

Are you ready for this? OK - she said:

   "How do we spice it up in the bedroom? Lots of sex toys. Spray cream around the bollocks. Chocolate sauce on the knob. Lick, lick, lick."


WHY IN THE HELL DID YOU POST THAT?  

I need to bleach the mental image out of my head.  
Link Posted: 3/10/2010 7:11:48 AM EDT


Link Posted: 3/10/2010 7:13:57 AM EDT
Dear god, she's hideous.

Imagining her and Ozzy going at it reminds me of two gorillas fighting over a babnana.
Link Posted: 3/10/2010 7:14:12 AM EDT
Holy Jeebus on a pointy stick.
Link Posted: 3/10/2010 7:15:12 AM EDT
Most women married to rich and famous guys do those things.

They know as the age, they are like a car, depreciation is eminate, and  new models are readily available.

Link Posted: 3/10/2010 7:16:17 AM EDT
Originally Posted By ORIGINAL-Waterdog:
Most women married to rich and famous guys do those things.

They know as the age, they are like a car, depreciation is eminate, and  new models are readily available.



You mean.. they actually have to work to keep their husband in a marriage?

Hrmmmm
Link Posted: 3/10/2010 7:17:17 AM EDT
Originally Posted By redleg71:
I coulda done without knowing that piece of information.


Link Posted: 3/10/2010 7:25:07 AM EDT
Does it matter?

Originally Posted By cyclone:
Can he even form a coherent sentence?

Originally Posted By Mclovin5-0:
I wonder if Ozzy kicks off every session by screaming "I ammm IRONMAAAAAAAAAN"




Link Posted: 3/10/2010 7:27:16 AM EDT
i wish ozzy would bite off my head after reading that.
Link Posted: 3/10/2010 7:33:58 AM EDT
I'll be in my bunk!!!
Link Posted: 3/10/2010 7:35:19 AM EDT
Fuck my life.
Link Posted: 3/10/2010 7:36:56 AM EDT
Why did you share this?
Link Posted: 3/10/2010 7:40:37 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Tekka:
Why did you share this?


Misery loves company ?
Link Posted: 3/10/2010 7:40:43 AM EDT
Originally Posted By skankwhisperer:
Still i reckon i'd prefer Sharon to do that to me than Kelly....hell even Jack rates ahead of that fat cunt.....

I've never known a girl named kelly i like..they are all cunts -  the lot of em!


Look for a recent pic of Kelly..she has lost quite a bit of weight and actually looks halfway decent now.
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