One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did
for a living. All the typical answers came up -- fireman, mechanic,
businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so forth. But little Justin was
being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his
father, he replied, "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and
takes off all his clothes in front of other men and they put money in his
underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he will go ! home with
some guy and make love with him for money."

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
children to work on some exercises and then took little Justin aside to ask
him, "Is that really true about your father?"  "No," the boy said, "He
works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to secure the
nomination of Hillary Clinton, but I was too embarrassed to say that in
front of the other kids."

DOPE

Edit: But still good!

Quoted: He works for the Democratic National Committee and is helping to secure the nomination of Hillary Clinton, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of the other kids."

As he should have been.

Quoted: DOPE Edit: But still good!

I'm a dope?????????

Or is this a dupe?