Welcome everyone! Tonight we have a very, very special guess....Gov. Gray Davis!!! He will be stopping by to tell us about the joys of screwing the common man.
Onto tonight's Top 10 list, the catagory is [b]Top 10 ways to tell your a Pacifist[/b]
[b]10.[/b] Everything you learned about the world you read on the Democratic Underground.
[b]9.[/b] You believe Arafat is a peaceloving misunderstood individual.
[b]8.[/b] You believe Israel is an enemy of the US, not based on fact but just because they are Jewish.
[b]7.[/b] You believe the USA is at fault for what happened on 9-11
[b]6.[/b] You've lived with your parents for more than 30 years
[b]5.[/b] You believe cats go to heaven.
[b]4.[/b] You were never in the military cuz they are such evil baby killing scum.
[b]3.[/b] You're in college for the 7th year...without earning your bachelor's degree!!
[b]2.[/b] You think Sadam really just wants to be left alone so he can better his own people.
and the number one reason..........
[b]1.[/b] Never in your whole life have you ever been responsible for your's or another person's life.
Thank you and good night!
Sgtar15
Edited due the infinite wisdom of Prof Evil.!!