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9/22/2017 12:11:25 AM
Posted: 8/4/2005 9:49:32 PM EDT
this just in..............





SGatr15
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 9:50:03 PM EDT
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!11111oneoneone
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Thanks Sgt
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 9:51:10 PM EDT



Link Posted: 8/4/2005 9:52:37 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 9:56:18 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 9:57:04 PM EDT
Not exactly news. That's why they get "lost" in the first place.
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 9:57:34 PM EDT
hey sarge how did you know i have a beard like that?
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 10:05:26 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 10:10:17 PM EDT
Just what is this “Cathers Mitt?”

Is it anything like Tennis Elbow?
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 10:14:07 PM EDT
tag
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 10:21:41 PM EDT
I don't get it....
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 11:02:35 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 11:10:07 PM EDT
Nice work Sarge..




but how the hell did they say alive?
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 11:13:32 PM EDT
Bwahahhaha you cocksucker.
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 11:38:24 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/4/2005 11:47:59 PM EDT by voilsb]
Stayed alive by sharing body heat, eh?


Why, I feel a song coming on!


Ahem,

Sitting in the woodline / and up comes the moon
My thoughts are all focused on who I will spoon

I pick out my partner / I feed him a line
We'll hooch together and have a good time

The poor guy agrees / the unsuspecting muldoon
He doesn't know that my motive is spoon

***
Spooning, spooning / it's the ultimate warm
When your fart sack ain't working and your woobie is torn

It's a feeling of closeness / with your buddies and such
But you've got to be comfy with a man on your butt
***

The poncho is tied / the bungees are spread
You both change your socks and get ready for bed

You wait patiently / to begin your chore
You know he is ready when he begins to snore

You turn on your side / and you scooch in real slow
Getting ever closer and your buddy don't know

***
Spooning, spooning / it's the ultimate warm
When your fart sack ain't working and your woobie is torn

It's a feeling of closeness / with your buddies and such
But you've got to be comfy with a man on your butt
***

You make the connection / you're both lying as one
The heat from your buddy makes you feel warm

As you drift off to sleep / your arm gets loose
It falls around your buddy like a hanging noose

He wakes up and turns / and starts the butt chewing
He asks you what the hell you were doing

***
I'm spooning, spooning / it's the ultimate warm
When your fart sack ain't working and your woobie is torn

It's a feeling of closeness / with your buddies and such
But you've got to be comfy with a man on your butt
***

The moral of the story / the purpose is clear
Don't hug your buddy while touching his rear

***
Spooning, spooning / it's the ultimate warm
When your fart sack ain't working and your woobie is torn

It's a feeling of closeness / with your buddies and such
But you've got to be comfy with a man on your butt
***
Link Posted: 8/4/2005 11:59:54 PM EDT

Originally Posted By voilsb:
Stayed alive by sharing body heat, eh?


Why, I feel a song coming on!





And that is the reason I packed 2 woobies!

no nasty blue disk'd ditchdigger gonna try and rub up on me!
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 8:25:21 PM EDT
btt
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 8:26:28 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/5/2005 8:27:32 PM EDT by fight4yourrights]
What's a "Cather's mitt"?


Plus ....... this is how many GAY themed productions for you now? Some of us are starting to wonder.......
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 8:05:23 PM EDT

Originally Posted By fight4yourrights:
What's a "Cather's mitt"?


Plus ....... this is how many GAY themed productions for you now? Some of us are starting to wonder.......



I have lots of gay friends from texas.

Sgatr15
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 8:08:12 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Gloftoe:
Bwahahhaha you cocksucker.



Link Posted: 8/13/2005 8:11:46 PM EDT

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By fight4yourrights:
What's a "Cather's mitt"?


Plus ....... this is how many GAY themed productions for you now? Some of us are starting to wonder.......



I have lots of gay friends from texas.

Sgatr15


"...you ain't got horns on your head so it pretty much narrows it down!..."
"Are you a peter puffer!?"
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 8:17:29 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MachinegunManiac:
"...you ain't got horns on your head so it pretty much narrows it down!..."
"Are you a peter puffer!?"



I never got his real name....................


Sgat1r5
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 8:22:39 PM EDT
Reposted by popular demand:

Link Posted: 8/13/2005 8:24:19 PM EDT
What inspired you to include the cat in the fire eavery time?
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 8:28:35 PM EDT
Dude.....
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 8:31:06 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MachinegunManiac:
What inspired you to include the cat in the fire eavery time?



Cold pussy sucks .

Sgat1r5
Link Posted: 8/13/2005 8:32:32 PM EDT
Your sick man sick.
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 6:31:11 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MrClean4Hire:
Your sick man sick.


yup
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 7:28:20 PM EDT
This kinda remind me of one episode of SNL with Alex Baldwin as the scout leader...
"I brought mimosa!"
Link Posted: 8/14/2005 7:33:46 PM EDT
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