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Posted: 7/24/2013 12:50:27 PM EST
The situation on getting ammo is getting really tight. This morning, I was able to buy two boxes of ammo. I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home.

I stopped at a gas station where a gorgeous blonde in a short skirt was filling up her car at the next pump. She glanced at the two boxes of ammo in my front seat, bent over and leaned in my passenger window, and said in a sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter, old fella, would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?"

I thought for a few seconds and asked, "What kind of ammo 'ya got?"

Link Posted: 7/24/2013 12:51:10 PM EST
I wont say it, someone else can
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 12:51:21 PM EST
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 12:51:29 PM EST
Bullshit if it's not in Penthouse
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 12:51:41 PM EST
Heh.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 12:52:04 PM EST
Ain't neva been dun befo
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 12:52:06 PM EST
Never been told here before.........
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 12:52:26 PM EST
good one.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 12:52:35 PM EST
Was wondering where she's been. Has been 3+ weeks since she has been reported. Had me worried.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 12:53:01 PM EST
What an original story.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 12:53:21 PM EST
Gorgeous blonde, short skirt + my lack of self control = BUH BYE ammo!

Good for you to hold out though! She probably would have taken you somewhere, got you naked, big 'ol boyfriend comes in and takes it from you! "It" meaning whatever he wanted it to be...
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 12:54:07 PM EST
Wonder what calibre she was after
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 12:54:23 PM EST
Hmm, bad take off joke for a Jim Rawles Novel...
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 12:56:47 PM EST


How's the trigger finger?

Link Posted: 7/24/2013 1:03:26 PM EST
Not her again...
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 1:04:22 PM EST
<snicker>
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 1:07:25 PM EST
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Link Posted: 7/24/2013 1:10:50 PM EST
she wanted the big bore
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 1:18:18 PM EST
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I forgot all about that one.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 1:19:18 PM EST
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Originally Posted By wmounts:



How's the trigger finger?

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Healing.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 2:57:00 PM EST
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Haha
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 2:57:58 PM EST
Originally Posted By kcobean:
The situation on getting ammo is getting really tight. This morning, I was able to buy two boxes of ammo. I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home.

I stopped at a gas station where a gorgeous blonde in a short skirt was filling up her car at the next pump. She glanced at the two boxes of ammo in my front seat, bent over and leaned in my passenger window, and said in a sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter, old fella, would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?"

I thought for a few seconds and asked, "What kind of ammo 'ya got?"

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So, what kind of ammo did you get, and did "she" fuck you in the ass?
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 2:58:42 PM EST
Originally Posted By kcobean:
The situation on getting ammo is getting really tight. This morning, I was able to buy two boxes of ammo. I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home.

I stopped at a gas station where a gorgeous blonde in a short skirt was filling up her car at the next pump. She glanced at the two boxes of ammo in my front seat, bent over and leaned in my passenger window, and said in a sexy voice, "I'm a big believer in barter, old fella, would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?"

I thought for a few seconds and asked, "What kind of ammo 'ya got?"

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That's funny!
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 3:01:32 PM EST
This is a dupe if about 1000 other dupes.

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Link Posted: 7/24/2013 3:02:40 PM EST
heard it.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 3:03:23 PM EST
First dozen times I heard this joke it was about firewood....
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 3:04:56 PM EST
I have seen this on here before, DUPE.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 3:05:07 PM EST
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 3:09:37 PM EST
This blonde really gets around...
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 3:10:24 PM EST
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Originally Posted By AimsOff:
I wont say it, someone else can
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Lol. But yes.
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 3:10:30 PM EST
I have bitcoin's to trade for 5,56 ammo
Link Posted: 7/24/2013 3:11:47 PM EST
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Originally Posted By dmfl54:
I have seen this on here before, DUPE.
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Good catch! I was sure everyone in GD would think I was relating a TRUE STORY! I'm glad you were here to tell them I was lying!

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