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Bowman1

Exiled on Main Street

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Posted: 3/15/2011 10:29:34 AM EST

The thread about a couple of coworkers getting caught having sex got me thinking about this topic, and I am curious to see who else has done the nasty at their place of work. When I first got out of college, I remember doing it with my girlfriend a couple of times after hours in the lunch room where I worked. I also remember the boss eating his sammich in the exact spot we did the deed about 17 hours earlier.

So who else has christened their job site with a good romp?

Pour me another drink and pass the ammunition.

WTF is wrong with our nation when doing what's RIGHT is considered "above-and-beyond"? - Hollywood387

DzlBenz Upper Level Management™ Joined Nov 2001 Posts 29124 EE Offline EGY	Posted: 3/15/2011 10:30:45 AM EST Both MrsDzlBenzV3.0 and I work at home. We have a lot of "staff meetings."
	ONLY PEOPLE WHO LACK A CERTAIN AMOUNT OF CONFIDENCE AND CAN'T COME UP WITH A DECENT ARGUMENT TYPE IN ALL CAPS. "Boooop." - Captain Christopher Pike "Sitting. Poop thread." - Bama-Shooter

Regency Joined Dec 2007 Posts 5754 EE Offline TN, USA	Posted: 3/15/2011 10:31:26 AM EST We have caught multiple people, last group broke the sink off the wall.

Keith_J Veteran of Reagan Era Joined Jan 2001 Posts 59390 EE Offline TX, USA	Posted: 3/15/2011 10:31:41 AM EST On the desk of the boss, no less
	GD: Too much Chicken Little, not enough Gene Kranz.

Fat_McNasty ¯\(°_0)/¯ Champion of the Naaru Joined Sep 2001 Posts 27293 EE Offline OR, USA	Posted: 3/15/2011 10:32:03 AM EST im married what is this sex thing you speak of?
	WWAPD?!? F is for Fire that burns down the whole town. U is for URANIUM...BOMBS! N is for No survivors! Posted By Beltfedleadhead: Charlie the Unicorn is CNC machined from tool-grade AWESOME!

MtBiker Team Member Joined May 2006 Posts 1572 EE Offline CT, USA	Posted: 3/15/2011 10:32:05 AM EST Originally Posted By Regency: We have caught multiple people, last group broke the sink off the wall. group?
	The Liberal Mind: The Psychological Causes of Political Madness. “Like spoiled, angry children, they rebel against the normal responsibilities of adulthood and demand that a parental government meet their needs from cradle to grave.”

KG5S American by the grace of God ! Joined Feb 2006 Posts 8529 EE Offline AR, USA	Posted: 3/15/2011 10:32:22 AM EST Many times !
	SYSTEM MESSAGE You idiots turned a thread about a poop thread being locked into another poop thread! DK-Prof

pulpsmack Joined Apr 2002 Posts 9356 EE Offline LA, USA	Posted: 3/15/2011 10:32:30 AM EST the perks of having your own office...

JD762 Joined Jun 2006 Posts 469 EE Offline KY, USA	Posted: 3/15/2011 10:34:24 AM EST Yes.

genesis Prairie Dog Slayer Joined Jan 2005 Posts 10196 EE Offline AZ, USA	Posted: 3/15/2011 10:34:49 AM EST I own the outfit...what do you think?
	"Fuck em. Prairie dogs had just as much time to evolve and develop high-powered rifles as we did...We win. " This thread is like watching a loaded 1911 with the safety off just laying on the ground in the middle of a playground-Aimless

Daps Member Joined May 2007 Posts 484 EE Offline TN, USA	Posted: 3/15/2011 10:35:07 AM EST I may or may not have got some head and sucked a few tits.

alexanderredhook Team Member Joined May 2001 Posts 1249 EE Offline CA, USA	Posted: 3/15/2011 10:35:52 AM EST Pool tables are very uncomfortable.
	"on Flanders Fields the poppies grow, between the crosses, row on row."

Partisan Member Joined Apr 2003 Posts 13375 EE Offline CA, USA	Posted: 3/15/2011 10:36:17 AM EST Does jerking off count as sex?

oldschool63 No Beans in Chili Joined Oct 2006 Posts 14414 EE Offline TX, USA	Posted: 3/15/2011 10:37:10 AM EST jerking off count?
	Never pick a fight with seven men if all you are packing is a six gun.

Hugo_Stiglitz Everyone in the German army has heard of Joined Apr 2008 Posts 2612 EE Offline TN, USA	Posted: 3/15/2011 10:37:18 AM EST When I was young and single I did, at least 8 times I can recall.
	To the authoritarian mind, there are only two responses to a demand: submission or defiance, and anything less than total submission is defiance.

Hexleys223 C8 H10 N4 O2 Joined Oct 2006 Posts 872 EE Offline TX, USA	Posted: 3/15/2011 10:37:26 AM EST Current job nope, almost every previous job though.
	Originally Posted By rwilkins01: Only on arfcom could you go from a discussion on the relative merits of vaginas to a recipe exchange in two posts

Blackhawk101

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Posted: 3/15/2011 10:37:32 AM EST

Fresh out of the military I got a job working the central alarm station for a major corporate HQs. it had one-way glass and video on all the halls leading to it. Add in a keypad entry that only about 20 people had the code for and only a single entrance. We had these really nice, comfy chairs that could recline as well as a semi-padded counter that ran the length of the CAS console.

Well this really hot blonde worked there for security and later so did my g/f. I worked the 4 to midnight shift- lets just say about 10:30 or so it would get reakl boring and quiet.

The chairs and padded counter saw some action.

My greatest fear is that when I'm gone my wife will sell my gun collection for what I told her it's worth

Facts are like kryptonite to liberals.

UFGatorAR Joined Sep 2006 Posts 963 EE Offline FL, USA	Posted: 3/15/2011 10:38:10 AM EST Inside one of the offices I worked at, and in the parking lot of a couple other places I worked.

jim Joined Jan 2001 Posts 3172 EE Offline CO, USA	Posted: 3/15/2011 10:38:46 AM EST i could neither confirm or deny said question at this time.

tominjax Pit Bull Apologist #1 Joined Aug 2008 Posts 4523 EE Offline FL, USA	Posted: 3/15/2011 10:39:48 AM EST Conversion van + lunch break = win
	Ignorance on fire is better than knowledge on ice

California_Kid Team Member, Redneck, Hippie Joined Jan 2001 Posts 27069 EE Offline CA, USA	Posted: 3/15/2011 10:39:58 AM EST Depends on what you mean by "work".

Brak Joined Aug 2009 Posts 435 EE Offline MO, USA	Posted: 3/15/2011 10:40:39 AM EST My future wife was visiting me in my office this one time, and we had sex there. True story.

LoBrau The Virginian Joined Aug 2008 Posts 7553 EE Offline VA, USA	Posted: 3/15/2011 10:40:56 AM EST Never even got to first base with anyone while at work. Unless you count being in a bar band and fooling around in the bathroom between sets.
	God say, “You can do what you want Abe, but The next time you see me comin’ you better run” Well Abe says, “Where do you want this killin’ done?” God says, “Out on Highway 61” Dave's not here.

xdoctor The Armed Bard. Joined Apr 2004 Posts 7636 EE Offline WY, USA	Posted: 3/15/2011 10:41:57 AM EST Hell yes. But this is my office: You would be shocked at how often at a Bachelorette party or a girl's night out, one of the girls sneaks out of a bar and bangs the limo driver in the back of the car.
	If someone ever says to you, "Can I connect you to Verizon Wireless Roadside Assistance?" They are making a direct threat on your life.

IMRICH Member Joined Sep 2004 Posts 870 EE Offline ID, USA	Posted: 3/15/2011 10:42:36 AM EST Yes many
	Friends will help you move, real friends will help you move bodies

David_ESM

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Posted: 3/15/2011 10:43:20 AM EST

[Last Edit: 3/15/2011 10:46:12 AM EST by David_ESM]

Okay I got one.

Traveling for work. Staying in the boss mans motor home. It is the boss, me, female employee I have worked with on only one occassion prior.

Ended up having sex on the RV's table fold up bed while the boss slept in the main bedroom 4 feet away. The next day we went at it again on the small couch while the boss was working outside 50 feet away.

Edit: The beginning of many times we would get together somewhere we probably shouldn't have. She had the crazy though.

David_ESM: "Wait. So have you ever been cock bit by a goose?"
Kolat: "Yes"

Cock biting update (8/12/10) Kolat: "Yes. More then once."

delemorte Member Joined Jun 2007 Posts 5609 EE Offline NC, USA	Posted: 3/15/2011 10:43:40 AM EST guilty

sinsir Member Joined Mar 2008 Posts 2166 EE Offline NC, USA	Posted: 3/15/2011 10:43:45 AM EST .... ... guilty as charged, but never caught

smaddox Economic Darwinist Joined Oct 2007 Posts 1241 EE Offline AL, USA	Posted: 3/15/2011 10:44:02 AM EST Yes, when I was bartending in college. I had a good looking girl that worked with me. Good times.
	The voice of reason from the clinically insane.

KA3B . Joined Aug 2003 Posts 46743 EE Offline USA	Posted: 3/15/2011 10:44:37 AM EST Yes. More than once. At more than one job. Not for a very long time.
	"In Dave-(A)'s defense (I feel dirty saying that)... - SmilingBandit 24 Feb 11

thelaw09 Objectivist Joined Sep 2008 Posts 3284 EE Offline PA, USA	Posted: 3/15/2011 10:44:48 AM EST Almost every where I have ever worked, ranging from corn fields, to an old bar with unused hotel rooms upstairs to an office conference table.
	I'm just here for the relationship advice

foxinnc Member Joined Nov 2005 Posts 236 EE Offline NC, USA	Posted: 3/15/2011 10:44:56 AM EST Got head from two different girls at one job during my high school days. Banged a chick at another job during college.

Bob243 Mean and Disagreeable Joined Jun 2001 Posts 8391 EE Offline PA, USA	Posted: 3/15/2011 10:45:36 AM EST last job about 9 years ago.. conference room overnight shift ... no one else but one of the first shifters that stopped by to umnm visit

nick_75 Member Joined Apr 2003 Posts 1706 EE Offline TX, USA	Posted: 3/15/2011 10:46:23 AM EST It was good to be the Company Commander!
	Things I like: LaRue,the 1911, Golden Retrievers, and that's about it.

Snowleopard Not to be left in unenlightened hands Joined Apr 2007 Posts 5773 EE Offline TX, USA	Posted: 3/15/2011 10:46:35 AM EST Don't think I ever have at my work site......but have played a date at his. ______________________________ ("This is all about you boinking in the cemetery with Spike."––Anya to Buffy, (w,stte), BtVs "Intervention")

TeeRex Hilarity Will Ensue Joined Oct 2009 Posts 3495 EE Offline OH, USA	Posted: 3/15/2011 10:46:36 AM EST At a past job after hours with the Mrs.
	NRA Life Member

Eric802 It's not the years, it's the miles... Joined Feb 2001 Posts 15212 EE Offline IL, USA	Posted: 3/15/2011 10:46:47 AM EST Conference room tables aren't very comfy, it's much better in the leather desk chair.

SS109 Republicans For Voldemort 2012 Joined Feb 2001 Posts 23219 EE Offline CO, USA	Posted: 3/15/2011 10:47:23 AM EST Never.
	When They Knock Down Your Front Door, How You Going To Come? With Your Hands On Your Head Or On The Trigger Of Your Gun? Bassist Paul Simonon-The Clash

Treadhead Member Joined Jun 2001 Posts 8063 EE Offline USA	Posted: 3/15/2011 10:47:39 AM EST [Last Edit: 3/15/2011 10:48:09 AM EST by Treadhead] Almost more than I remember. Working in State of Oregon Mental-Health back in the 80's and early 90's, if you WERE'NT getting laid by the female staff you were pretty much "homo". Eh....it was what it was......

mkgunz Member Joined Jan 2004 Posts 2762 EE Offline USA	Posted: 3/15/2011 10:48:18 AM EST Yup.
	Fuck Obama. He's a socialist piece of shit.

223Sauce Joined May 2009 Posts 2907 EE Offline TX, USA	Posted: 3/15/2011 10:48:38 AM EST I am doing it now....wait...what?

jeremyt Member Joined Nov 2008 Posts 134 EE Offline MO, USA	Posted: 3/15/2011 10:50:58 AM EST I have Co-workers on this site......No way am I answering this!

skeeters65 Kool Aid Drinker Joined Feb 2004 Posts 10776 EE Offline CT, USA	Posted: 3/15/2011 10:51:16 AM EST Sure have.
	If it will get your teeth knocked out in real life, you'll get banned for it. HK_SHOOTER_03

INI Joined Sep 2005 Posts 1974 EE Offline NC, USA	Posted: 3/15/2011 10:52:20 AM EST yeah

Tanker06 FF/EMT Joined Apr 2003 Posts 6771 EE Offline WV, USA	Posted: 3/15/2011 10:55:36 AM EST Originally Posted By Bowman1: So who else has christened their job site with a good romp? I have no idea what you're talking about... Who would ever do such a thing?!?
	كافر "...so your workshop smells like Pie, deal with it. Wait a minute, that didn't sound right...."[img]smiley_abused.gif[/img] (Unattributed ARFCOM'r)

RRA_223 Member Joined Jul 2006 Posts 5136 EE Offline OH, USA	Posted: 3/15/2011 10:56:08 AM EST Originally Posted By xdoctor: Hell yes. But this is my office: http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v394/xdoctor/IMG_0579.jpg You would be shocked at how often at a Bachelorette party or a girl's night out, one of the girls sneaks out of a bar and bangs the limo driver in the back of the car. I would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
	"if you are like most people and aren't truly a happy man deep inside, you can at least admire a man who knows what he wants and goes for it, which is to be superficially happy while truly deep inside Bree Olson." -Duke-Nukem-

Bob243 Mean and Disagreeable Joined Jun 2001 Posts 8392 EE Offline PA, USA	Posted: 3/15/2011 10:56:43 AM EST Originally Posted By Eric802: Conference room tables aren't very comfy, it's much better in the leather desk chair. Who said she had to lay on them Aside from being a little low but there is ways around that

runcible Never Knows Best Joined Nov 2005 Posts 17050 EE Offline NY, USA	Posted: 3/15/2011 10:56:46 AM EST I've never done it. However, the best one that I heard was from a buddy who used to be a cop. Banged his female partner... in the sector car.
	The only thing that you can guess about a broken down old man... is that he is a survivor. I love my country so much, if there was a bald eagle right here... I'd fuck it.

Danner130 Member Joined Jan 2005 Posts 14139 EE Offline TX, USA	Posted: 3/15/2011 10:57:20 AM EST Guilty, multiple counts.
	"This is an environment of welcoming, and... you should just get the hell out of here!" - Michael Scott

Bladeswitcher Member Joined Oct 2005 Posts 9708 EE Offline MO, USA	Posted: 3/15/2011 10:57:56 AM EST I've been fucked a few times at work . . . and I don't mean the good way . . . does that count?
	In a truly free country, Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms would be the name of a convenience store, not a federal agency

runcible

Never Knows Best

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Posted: 3/15/2011 10:58:49 AM EST

[Last Edit: 3/15/2011 10:59:21 AM EST by runcible]

Originally Posted By xdoctor:
Hell yes. But this is my office:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v394/xdoctor/IMG_0579.jpg

You would be shocked at how often at a Bachelorette party or a girl's night out, one of the girls sneaks out of a bar and bangs the limo driver in the back of the car.

Had a friend who was out one night, ran into a bachelorette party in a bar while he was bombed.

Ended up going home with the bride-to-be and banging her... then did her mom!

The only thing that you can guess about a broken down old man... is that he is a survivor.
I love my country so much, if there was a bald eagle right here... I'd fuck it.

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