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Posted: 4/21/2017 8:06:33 AM EDT
Just asked my Amazon Echo to play polka music. Bitch says she can't find any.

I think she's lying, and I just need to be more specific.

Ok I can shuffle songs by Frank Yankovic now. Any other prominent polka artists I can add in the mix? My daughter's gonna be hating me for the next few days while I have flashbacks to the South Dakota State Fair Beer Garden.
Link Posted: 4/21/2017 8:07:25 AM EDT
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Maybe you have a gooberish accent that poor Alexa can't cypher.
Link Posted: 4/21/2017 8:11:36 AM EDT
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Tell her to play Beer Barrel Polka.
Link Posted: 4/21/2017 8:16:35 AM EDT
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Are you sure it's an Alexa you are talking to and not an air freshener?
Link Posted: 4/21/2017 8:16:41 AM EDT
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Win! I am now listening to polka.

So I might be able to ask her to play Frank Yankovic and get more polka?
Link Posted: 4/21/2017 8:19:04 AM EDT
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The world needs internet connected Magic Mushrooms.
Link Posted: 4/21/2017 8:23:01 AM EDT
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You tripped out on meds or somethin'?  
Link Posted: 4/21/2017 8:45:01 AM EDT
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Stone cold polka-lovin' sober.
Link Posted: 4/21/2017 8:56:42 AM EDT
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I like to play Irish Traditional Music Polkas, but its probly not what you seek.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2alK_lcWxs
Link Posted: 4/21/2017 9:21:08 AM EDT
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Ask Alexa to play songs by Jimmy Sturr. He's a good polka leader. He played for my aunt and uncle's wedding in 1969 after my uncle got home from Vietnam. Want to go nuts? Figure out how to get Alexa to play the sound track from the movie "Heavy Metal"
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