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Posted: 9/18/2005 9:03:22 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 9:07:49 AM EDT
Shiver me timbers! That time'o year already?

It doesn't seem like that many sunsets have come and gone since Pirate Day last year...

Link Posted: 9/18/2005 9:12:56 AM EDT
IBTKH.

(In before the keel-haul)



Sheep
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 11:13:16 AM EDT


Arrr!! I have patches over both me eyes!
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 11:14:39 AM EDT
They wont let me do it at work, I asked.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 11:15:46 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/18/2005 2:03:05 PM EDT by GabbasaurusRex]
Sounds like it's a good day to watch "Conquest".

ETA: "Conquest" is a pirate porno starring Jenna Jameson. Arrr.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 11:18:17 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Taxman:
They wont let me do it at work, I asked.





You too?
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 11:19:03 AM EDT
Scurvy dahgs!!!!
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 11:20:41 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/18/2005 11:21:58 AM EDT by DigDug]
I'm going to post with this tomorrow:

Edit: Too slow.

Link Posted: 9/18/2005 11:21:16 AM EDT

Originally Posted By man_of_few_words:
www.l-o-2.com/blog/2004-10/L-O-2.com%20-%20Pirate%20Keyboard-thumb.jpg

Arrr!! I have patches over both me eyes!



BASTARD!!! I WAS GONNA POST THAT!!!!! DAMN YOU'RE FAST!!!
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 11:22:02 AM EDT
Finaly a reason to wear my ruffled shirt, tight pants, and knee length boots.... uh ur never mind.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 12:08:06 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/18/2005 12:08:25 PM EDT by PeteCO]
Time for my yearly post:

What kind of socks do pirates wear?
Arrrrrgyles!

What is a pirate's favorite restaurant?
Arrrrrrby's!

Did you hear about that new pirate movie coming out?
It's rated RRRRRRRR!!

What's a pirate's favorite way to get somewhere?
A Carrrrrrr!
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 12:11:53 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Lumpy196:

Originally Posted By Taxman:
They wont let me do it at work, I asked.





You too?



I ask every year
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 12:12:16 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 12:20:46 PM EDT
Pirate are total suck, ninjas would flip out and kill pirates without thinking about it, Ninjas are totally sweet.

Link Posted: 9/18/2005 12:21:42 PM EDT
Drink and swear, drink and swear, argghhh, that's what pirates do!
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 12:34:23 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/18/2005 12:34:46 PM EDT by vanilla_gorilla]
Wonder if they'd let me dispatch like that?

"Ye be heading to a fight on Memphis Street, lad, at least 6 of the scurvy dogs be having at each other, aarrggghhh.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 12:44:46 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/18/2005 12:53:14 PM EDT by Only_Hits_Count]
finde ye pirate name here:


Xwww.fidius.org/quiz/pirate/


Live the life matey!!!!!


www.firaxis.com/games/game_detail.php?gameid=2


^^^way cool pirate game.

ETA:

the pirate song:

by Mark "Cap'n Slappy" Summers
(can be sung to the tune of Monty Python's "I'm a Lumberjack and I'm OK" - or make up your own!)

Chorus
I'm a pirate! That I be!
I sail me ship upon the sea!
I stay up late - till half past three!
And that's a peg below me knee!

Yo Ho, my friends I have a tale
of treasure, plunder, sea and sail
my story's bigger than a whale
it gets so deep, ye'll have to bail.

Chorus
I'm a pirate! That I be!
I sail me ship upon the sea!
I stay up late - till half past three!
And that's a peg below me knee!

I like to fish, I like to fight
I like to stay up half the night
When I say "starboard" ye go right!
Me ma, she says, "Ye look a fright!"

Chorus
I'm a pirate! That I be!
I sail me ship upon the sea!
I stay up late - till half past three!
And that's a peg below me knee!

I've got no hand but that's me hook!
I pillage stuff but I'm no crook.
Me booty's in this chest I took.
They'll write about me in a book!

Chorus
I'm a pirate! That I be!
I sail me ship upon the sea!
I stay up late - till half past three!
And that's a peg below me knee!

And that's all there is to this song.
I hope it hasn't been too long.
A pirate's life might just be wrong
So grow up nice and big and strong!

Chorus
I'm a pirate! That I be!
I sail me ship upon the sea!
I stay up late - till half past three!
And that's a peg below me knee!

Link Posted: 9/18/2005 12:45:35 PM EDT
Rrrrrr, no!
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 12:45:47 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/18/2005 12:53:39 PM EDT by Tango7]

Originally Posted By vanilla_gorilla:
Wonder if they'd let me dispatch like that?

"Ye be heading to a fight on Memphis Street, lad, at least 6 of the scurvy dogs be having at each other, aarrggghhh.





Sad part is it would be an improvement over our current mike jockeys...

ETA - imagine the following:


Attention all stations, local lookout...

Attention all stations: Be on the lookout for the following individuals, wanted for questioning regarding grand larceny on the high seas, kidnapping, rape, arson, public intoxication, OWI, and disturbing the peace... also digging without a permit and littering...

Suspect number one is wearing a red military style jacket with gold epaulettes, black britches, knee high boots, and was last seen with a parrot on his shoulder. Suspect can be identified by a large handlebar style moustache and an eye patch.

Suspect number two is wearing a red and white striped shirt, blues britches, and has a kerchief on his head. Suspect can be indentified by the hook in place of his left hand...

All stations should be advised that the subjects are known to carry cutlasses and pistols, and should be considered armed and dangerous... use caution when approaching.

Authority US Coast Guard...

Link Posted: 9/18/2005 12:48:08 PM EDT
Says who? sounds like a BS holiday to me.

Why not have a national "talk like a bank robber" day? Or how about a national "talk like a serial killer day"? Just about the same thing...
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 12:49:58 PM EDT
Arrrr, my pirate name be "Red Jack Flint"...



Link Posted: 9/18/2005 12:53:41 PM EDT
reminds me of that insurance commercial with the nervous salesman and the glaring pirate captain across from him

"well sir, it seems here, you've got a pegleg, you live on a ship, you're a career criminal, you have a parrot on your shoulder and the only thing you know how to say is arrrrrrghhhhh"


then the pirate says


"arrrrrrghhhhhhhhh"
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 12:57:50 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 1Andy2:
Blah blah babbity blah......


my pirate name is :

Him that squats to pee.





Link Posted: 9/18/2005 12:58:02 PM EDT
talk like a pirate day (observed) is today... at my house. BBQ starts in 3 min... ARRRRGGG!!

Link Posted: 9/18/2005 12:58:04 PM EDT
Great, what's next. Talk like a fudge packer day?
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 1:00:50 PM EDT

Originally Posted By JoseyWales:
Great, what's next. Talk like a fudge packer day?



same thing.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 1:05:53 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/18/2005 1:08:35 PM EDT by Mojo_Jojo]
Google Stan Rogers... the guy wrote really gritty, down to earth stuff. And speaking of pirates:


Barrett's Privateers - Stan Rogers

Oh, the year was 1778
How I wish I was in Sherbrooke now
A letter of marque come from the king
To the scummiest vessel I'd ever seen

God damn them all!
I was told we’d cruise the seas for American gold
We’d fire no guns, shed no tears
Now I’m a broken man on a Halifax pier
The last of Barrett’s privateers

Oh, Elcid Barrett cried the town…
For twenty brave men all fishermen who
Would make for him the Antelope’s crew
The Antelope sloop was a sickening sight
She’d a list to the port and and her sails in rags
And the cook in the scuppers with the staggers and jags

On the King’s birthday we put to sea
We were 91 days to Montego Bay
Pumping like madmen all the way
On the 96th day we sailed again
When a bloody great Yankee hove in sight
With our cracked four pounders we made to fight

The Yankee lay low down with gold
She was broad and fat and loose in stays
But to catch her took the Antelope two whole days
Then at length we stood two cables away
Our cracked four pounders made an awful din
But with one fat ball the Yank stove us in

The Antelope shook and pitched on her side
Barrett was smashed like a bowl of eggs
And the main truck carried off both me legs
So here I lay in my 23rd year
It’s been 6 years since we sailed away
And I just made Halifax yesterday

Link Posted: 9/18/2005 1:07:13 PM EDT
Arr.. it be talk like a pirate day!


(No pirate smily
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 1:32:54 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 1:41:22 PM EDT
I'm going to have to yo ho ho a bottle of rum when I get home from work.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 1:43:27 PM EDT

Originally Posted By GusHasford:
Finaly a reason to wear my ruffled shirt, tight pants, and knee length boots.... uh ur never mind.




Now if that were GabbasaurusRex or Playmore......
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 1:47:08 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/18/2005 1:47:43 PM EDT by mcgredo]

Link Posted: 9/18/2005 1:55:59 PM EDT

Originally Posted By man_of_few_words:


Arrr!! I have patches over both me eyes!



+1
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 1:59:10 PM EDT

Originally Posted By RustedAce:
Pirate are total suck, ninjas would flip out and kill pirates without thinking about it, Ninjas are totally sweet.

www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/rup/ninbone.jpg



Link Posted: 9/18/2005 1:59:27 PM EDT

Originally Posted By mcgredo:
www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/rup/ambush3a.jpg




Dude, that picture is so totally sweet, I amost shit myself, but instead I didnt, I blew vomit out of my mouth, and then my keyboard exploaded, it got me totally pumped.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 2:01:03 PM EDT
Arrr. tag fer me witty reply.
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 2:02:00 PM EDT
sweeeeeetarrrrrrrrrr
Link Posted: 9/18/2005 2:04:00 PM EDT
It would be great if Site Staff could change the logo to read "ARRRR15.com" tomorrow.
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