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Posted: 10/25/2004 7:23:04 AM EST
Self explanatory----^^

Some ones I fould on my own

"It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog."
-General George Patton -->My mom hung a plaque with this on it on my bedroom door; its been there for years...

"The price of liberty is the willingness to do battle anywhere, at any time, and with utter recklessness"
-Robert Heinlein

"Pain is weakness leaving the body"
- USMC-- also describes a key aspect of crew (my sport)
Link Posted: 10/25/2004 7:28:13 AM EST
One of my Israeli friends had the funniest one I've ever seen:


"Jesus was a jew, and I'm one too"
Link Posted: 10/25/2004 7:30:56 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/25/2004 7:31:39 AM EST by -Absolut-]

Originally Posted By TheLastBoyScout:


"The price of liberty is the willingness to do battle anywhere, at any time, and with utter recklessness"
-Robert Heinlein


i like this one.

or you could use the Orwell one, "people sleep peaceably at night b/c rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf"
Link Posted: 10/25/2004 7:31:43 AM EST
"Got Pie?"


SGtar15
Link Posted: 10/25/2004 7:33:05 AM EST
How about,

"Okay, I'm done, where is the beer?"


I like it.
Link Posted: 10/25/2004 7:33:17 AM EST
heres the knee pads!
Link Posted: 10/25/2004 7:33:53 AM EST
"Veni, Vidi, Vici."- Julius Caesar

"An armed society is a polite society."- Robert Henlein

"Kill for war, pray for peace."- Army cadence
Link Posted: 10/25/2004 7:36:20 AM EST
If you lay down with dogs, you will get up with fleas. (advice from my late mom when I was hanging out with the wrong crowd in high school)
Link Posted: 10/25/2004 7:38:25 AM EST
Rectum. Darn near killed him.

Link Posted: 10/25/2004 7:39:40 AM EST

Originally Posted By jchewie:
Rectum. Darn near killed him.




I had two cadillacs, but I rectum both.
Link Posted: 10/25/2004 7:50:40 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/25/2004 8:08:27 AM EST by Daytona955i]
"Weasel words from mollycoddles will never do when the day demands prophetic clarity from greathearts. Manly men must emerge for this hour of trial." --Theodore Roosevelt

"I'm not a beer 'til I've had too much alcoholic." -- Daytona955i

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. " -- Dr. Seuss (This was my senior quote)

"Do not simply defeat your enemies, you must beat them so badly that they cannot possibly rise up against you"

"Victorious warriors win first and then go to war, while defeated warriors go to war first and then seek to win." -- Sun Tzu

"He who exercises no forethought but makes light of his opponents is sure to be captured by them." -- Sun Tzu

"I always seem to get inspiration and renewed vitality by contact with this great novel land of yours which sticks up out of the Atlantic." Churchill

"Life is a paradox, you're damned if you do and damned if you don't" -- Bart Simpson

Link Posted: 10/25/2004 7:57:04 AM EST
"Build a man a fire, and he is warm for a night. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life."

Link Posted: 10/25/2004 8:06:35 AM EST
Get both.
Link Posted: 10/25/2004 8:33:41 AM EST
"I'd hit it"?
Link Posted: 10/25/2004 8:37:42 AM EST
"When in doubt, whip it out." Words to live by...
Link Posted: 10/25/2004 8:39:05 AM EST
When come back bring pie
Link Posted: 10/25/2004 8:40:34 AM EST
This is teh suck...
Link Posted: 10/25/2004 8:41:21 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/25/2004 8:41:43 AM EST by JasonD]
"Damn The Torpedoes, Full Speed Ahead" -- Admiral David Farragut

ETA: WOOT 100
Link Posted: 10/25/2004 8:44:05 AM EST
"HEY Y'ALL... HOLD MAH BEER AN WARTCH THIS!"
Link Posted: 10/25/2004 8:45:31 AM EST
"i'd rather laugh with the sinners than die with the saints, the sinners have much more fun '
Link Posted: 10/25/2004 8:49:12 AM EST
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

You can't have manslaughter without laughter.

Let your opponent graze your skin and you smash into his flesh; let him smash into your flesh and you fracture his bones; let him fracture your bones and you take his life!
Link Posted: 10/25/2004 8:50:55 AM EST
Get some.
Link Posted: 10/25/2004 8:53:00 AM EST
What was it...

"There are four boxes from which liberty is defended: The ballot box, the jury box, the soap box, and the cartridge box."

John
Link Posted: 10/25/2004 8:59:10 AM EST
"THIS YEAR BOOK NEEDS MORE COWBELL!"
Link Posted: 10/25/2004 11:09:27 AM EST
What is best in life? To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women. -Conan, barbarian.
Link Posted: 10/25/2004 11:17:03 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/25/2004 11:27:53 AM EST by nationwide]
"There's ALWAYS time for lubrication!"

"Don't Panic!"

"Did I say two fingers??? Better make that THREE!"

"Number One, I order you to take a number TWO."

"No kid, I don't know which trucker is your daddy. Please tell your mom nationwide sez hi."

"Why don't you two go examine the friction created by digitally ocillating your weiners."

"Let's see here. You boys enlisted by giving yourselves ranks? Ok, which one of you is... Major Woody?? PRIVATE PARTS?!?!?!?"

"What is the velocity of an unladen sparrow?"

"Behold, a pale horse. And upon him, rode Death."

"You hang a man, you better do it right."

"My mom says I can only spend $5."

"The only easy day was YESTERDAY."

"Earache??? Earache MY EYE!!! I'll give you a BUTT ACHE!!"

"Yeah, well... I also cook."
Link Posted: 10/25/2004 11:18:07 AM EST

Originally Posted By mandingo:
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

You can't have manslaughter without laughter.

Let your opponent graze your skin and you smash into his flesh; let him smash into your flesh and you fracture his bones; let him fracture your bones and you take his life!



where did you get that quote?
Link Posted: 10/25/2004 11:42:30 AM EST
What was that quote by Ben Franklin....something like "those who would trade freedom for security deserve neither"
Link Posted: 10/25/2004 11:46:06 AM EST
ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒE
Link Posted: 10/25/2004 11:47:40 AM EST
"I can't believe I ate the whole thing."

"I shoved it in this high school's pooper and now my pic is posted."
Link Posted: 10/25/2004 12:01:19 PM EST
Mine was a slight modification of a quote by Aristotle...I generally held the belief that a senior quote should be a summation of the experiences of one's high school years....

"Though I value both friendship and truth, piety demands I honor truth above friendship."
Link Posted: 10/25/2004 4:04:26 PM EST
"Every man dies, not every man truly lives."

Its what was on the Braveheart box, and what I tell myself every time I get on one of my bikes.
Link Posted: 10/25/2004 4:07:14 PM EST
almost anything from Daria...
Link Posted: 10/25/2004 4:08:43 PM EST
"The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I just kept my finger outta there." - Ralph Wiggum

That was mine.
Link Posted: 10/25/2004 4:14:25 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/25/2004 4:18:41 PM EST

Originally Posted By hard-case:
I generally held the belief that a senior quote should be a summation of the experiences of one's high school years....




If that's true, than mine would have been taken from the Marine Corps:


Adapt, improvise, overcome.
Link Posted: 10/25/2004 4:47:19 PM EST
The quote that they would not let me have.

"If it hurts you are doing it wrong."
Link Posted: 10/25/2004 4:55:38 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/25/2004 4:56:26 PM EST

My goal is not to wake up at forty with a bitter realization that I wasted my life at a job I hate because I was forced to decide on a career in my teens



I dare you to put that in your yearbook.

Link Posted: 10/25/2004 5:04:24 PM EST
Pull my finger!

Smell my finger!
Link Posted: 10/25/2004 5:06:15 PM EST
"Never demand what you can't take by force".
Link Posted: 10/25/2004 5:06:19 PM EST
our senior quote is "Beer"
Link Posted: 10/25/2004 5:34:45 PM EST
I want my four years back.
Link Posted: 10/25/2004 5:49:34 PM EST
Better to be shot out of a gun than squeezed out of a tube.

A man will go in places with a hard-on that he wouldn't go in with a loaded gun.

Link Posted: 10/25/2004 6:11:39 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/25/2004 6:13:06 PM EST by chrome1]
An army of sheep led by a lion would defeat an army of lions led by a sheep.
Link Posted: 10/25/2004 6:13:09 PM EST
Where is "Stuff it in her pooper and post pics"????
Link Posted: 10/25/2004 6:20:06 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/25/2004 6:25:18 PM EST

Originally Posted By EricTheHun:
"Every normal man must be tempted at times to spit upon his hands, hoist the black flag and begin slitting throats." ~ H.L. Mencken

That ought to cause a bit of a stir.....

Eric The(AndATripToTheSchoolShrink)Hun



A good one!
Link Posted: 10/25/2004 7:08:13 PM EST
"Don't sweat the petty things, pet the sweaty things."
Link Posted: 10/26/2004 9:44:53 AM EST
What the fuck was that????---Mayor of Hiroshima

You want WHAT on the fucking ceiling?????---Michelangelo
Link Posted: 10/26/2004 9:46:37 AM EST

Originally Posted By cmjohnson:
Confusion say, "Man who goes to bed with women on mind wakes up with solution in hand."


Confusion say, "Baseball impossible game. No way man with four balls can walk."



CJ



Confuscious say, "Man who stand on toilet is high on pot."
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