Send Me Your Dangerous / Useless Break Free (CLP)...

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Send Me Your Dangerous / Useless Break Free (CLP)...

Posted: 11/19/2003 10:35:42 AM EDT

As a public service, and because I love you guys, I am concerned that 'some' of you may stillown or use Break Free (CLP).

According to recent posts this stuff is usless and can get you KILLED.

Surely you don't want anything like that in your home, especially if you have childeren.

So box that stuff up and ship it to me as soon as possible. It's the sane thing to do.

I will accept CLP deliveries no matter how large the volume. Some of you guys might have pint spray bottles or even worse...drums.

For gods sake, act fast. You all are in great danger.

For my part I promise to safely warehouse it away from people until I can dispose of it completely.

I hope my sacrifice is appreaciated.

Posted: 11/19/2003 10:50:15 AM EDT

[#1]

CLP ATTRACTS sand! You'll wind up ~~living~~ buried in the middle of a desert if you concentrate too much CLP in one place.

Posted: 11/19/2003 11:02:11 AM EDT

[#2]

Quoted:
CLP ATTRACTS sand! You'll wind up ~~living~~ buried in the middle of a desert if you concentrate too much CLP in one place.

Oh well, guess I'll be keeping mine. There isn't a desert within 2000 miles of me!

Edited to add: When Steyr's warehouse is full, I hereby volunteer (purely out of the kindness of my heart) to accept all the overflow of this evil substance.

Posted: 11/19/2003 11:22:20 AM EDT

[#3]

And I am prepared to handle any over-run if Steyr, and gus run out of space to store all that dangerous CLP.

Posted: 11/19/2003 11:44:02 AM EDT

[#4]

Count me in for CLP storage...

Posted: 11/19/2003 11:44:22 AM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
CLP ATTRACTS sand! You'll wind up ~~living~~ buried in the middle of a desert if you concentrate too much CLP in one place.

Florida is a state made entirely of sand.

Posted: 11/19/2003 11:55:21 AM EDT

[#6]

You can have my CLP.......................WHEN YOU PRY IT FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS!!

MOLON LABE'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: 11/19/2003 12:01:12 PM EDT

[#7]

Now this is exactly what I mean, this caring compassionate attitude found here on ARFcom, where brother members are willing to risk it all in an effort to help the rest of us...

THANK GOD FOR YOU ALL!!!!!!!!!!

Posted: 11/19/2003 12:10:10 PM EDT

[#8]

Nice try Steyr. Clearly this is just a ploy by you to hoard all the CLP in the land. Causing a shortage and higher prices. You will then be more than happy to have "group buys" at a percentage more than your cost (free). Like I said, nice try.

Posted: 11/19/2003 12:27:33 PM EDT

[#9]

Quoted:
CLP ATTRACTS sand! You'll wind up ~~living~~ buried in the middle of a desert if you concentrate too much CLP in one place.

I'm telling you guys: It's all true, I read it on the Internet!

The blinding sandstorms during the drive to Baghdad last March? Coincidence? Not. Brad Giordani, inventor of Militec says CLP has a magnet like effect on sand (I read it on the Internet). The storms must have been caused by the heavy concentration of CLP in the region drawing sand from all directions.

Posted: 11/19/2003 12:32:01 PM EDT

[#10]

Luckily for me, even though Im in the desert, its not SAND desert. So my pre-ban Eagle with the Bushmaster upper thats NEVER malfunctioned will just keep humming along, even when its been covered in dirt...

Whew...I feel better now. I got all worried for a second.

Posted: 11/19/2003 12:39:32 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
And I am prepared to handle any over-run if Steyr, and gus run out of space to store all that dangerous CLP.

You guys are NOT qualified to handle such a dangerous substance.

I have special "sand storm resistant" storage facilities specifically designed for large CLP storage.

You guys don't know how much danger you are in. Send it to me quick.

Is there sand in your yard now?

MY GOD MAN IT'S ALMOST TOO LATE! QUICK PANIC!

Posted: 11/19/2003 12:43:25 PM EDT

[#12]

Quoted:
....The storms must have been caused by the heavy concentration of CLP in the region drawing sand from all directions...

Posted: 11/19/2003 12:52:28 PM EDT

[#13]

And while we are at it.

The 507th has proven conclusively that the M16, and by extention the AR15, is a horrible POS completely unsuited to combat.

These things are dangerous and just waiting to FAIL YOU the moment your life depends on them.

So send me all your crappy M-16/AR-15 rifles and I will REPLACE THEM with a much more reliable AKM rifle.

You guys are gonna owe me big for that one.

Posted: 11/19/2003 1:00:41 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
And while we are at it.

The 507th has proven conclusively that the M16, and by extention the AR15, is a horrible POS completely unsuited to combat.

These things are dangerous and just waiting to FAIL YOU the moment your life depends on them.

So send me all your crappy M-16/AR-15 rifles and I will REPLACE THEM with a much more reliable AKM rifle.

You guys are gonna owe me big for that one.

You are of course going to include for free a Kobra sight, bipod, folder, sjambok, fukramis, 10,000 rounds of ammo and set of Ginsu knives and one of your paintings. I hear you're an artist.

Posted: 11/19/2003 1:13:05 PM EDT

[#15]

Quoted:

You are of course going to include for free a Kobra sight, bipod, folder, sjambok, fukramis, 10,000 rounds of ammo and set of Ginsu knives and one of your paintings. I hear you're an artist.

Now you are simply trying to take advantage of me and my good natured offer.

Posted: 11/19/2003 1:18:09 PM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
Quoted:

You are of course going to include for free a Kobra sight, bipod, folder, sjambok, fukramis, 10,000 rounds of ammo and set of Ginsu knives and one of your paintings. I hear you're an artist.

Now you are simply trying to take advantage of me and my good natured offer.

As a sign of my good faith I will throw in a new A2 pistol grip.

Posted: 11/19/2003 1:26:44 PM EDT

[#17]

Quoted:

As a sign of my good faith I will throw in a new A2 pistol grip.

Good move, I hear those things are dangerous.

Posted: 11/19/2003 1:35:34 PM EDT

[#18]

You guys have me almost afraid to open my safe! Luckily, it's raining really hard right now so any sand that may be making the trip to me from the desert will be delayed. Gives me just enough time to save my toys!

Either that or I just like living dangerously...

Posted: 11/19/2003 1:49:54 PM EDT

[#19]

i like living on the edge

Posted: 11/19/2003 2:33:36 PM EDT

[#20]

I am surprised to see no mention of the lint issue. Like sand and bellybuttons, CLP is a lint attractant. This stuff is dangerous on soooooo many levels.

Posted: 11/19/2003 3:05:37 PM EDT

[#21]

Quoted:
For my part I promise to safely warehouse it away from people until I can dispose of it completely.

Okay.

And I'll do my part to notify the EPA, OSHA and any other relevant Gov't agency to make sure such hazardous chemicals are stored and disposed of properly. You don't mind a few dozen feds poking around your place do you?

What's your address again?

Posted: 11/19/2003 3:17:32 PM EDT

[#22]

Since SteyrAUG has locked up the CLP supplies, I will volunteer to be the repository for the following remaining useless items:

Aimpoints without essential NV compatibility
Aimpoints with worthless NV capability
Inaccurate chrome-lined AR barrels
Inaccurate non-chrome-lined AR barrels
Purple Bushmasters
Anachronistic 1911s (Whaddayamean, the frames are metal?)
Dangerous Glock, HK and other "Tupperware" (Whaddayamean, the frames are plastic?)
Inaccurate and unreliable AK derivatives (ARs Rule!)
Inaccurate and unreliable AR derivatives (AKs Rule!)
M-14/M-1A magazines that are no longer "mint," therefore worthless.
Pre-ban Colt rifles that have been fired
POS Craftsman hand tools (Why would anyone buy anything other than Snap-On?)
POS Snap-On tools (Why would anyone spend that much on a ratchet?)

Email me for additional categories not listed here.

Posted: 11/19/2003 3:22:53 PM EDT

[#23]

$10 says that I will receive a "CLP Group Buy" e-mail from Steyr no later than June 1, 2004.

Who's in?
[humor mode off]

Merlin

Posted: 11/19/2003 3:36:05 PM EDT

[#24]

Quoted:
$10 says that I will receive a "CLP Group Buy" e-mail from Steyr no later than June 1, 2004.

Who's in?
[humor mode off]

Merlin

$10.00?!?

Do you have any idea what dealer price is on this crap?

Posted: 11/19/2003 3:38:07 PM EDT

[#25]

I realy don't think the CLP atracks sand, I think it's the other way around I remember using CLP and the next I know I'm in the sand.

SteyAug if you run out of run to store that bad stuff I'll help you out.

Posted: 11/19/2003 3:49:11 PM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
And while we are at it.

The 507th has proven conclusively that the M16, and by extention the AR15, is a horrible POS completely unsuited to combat.

These things are dangerous and just waiting to FAIL YOU the moment your life depends on them.

So send me all your crappy M-16/AR-15 rifles and I will REPLACE THEM with a much more reliable AKM rifle.

You guys are gonna owe me big for that one.

Oh my..a real, true AKM? A real one, with all the extra holes and parts as it left the factory, in them?

Oh HELL YAH! I got 4 AR-15's to send you! Send me 4 AKM's back, and you got yourself a DEAL!

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