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Posted: 9/30/2005 4:26:19 PM EDT
A little email being passed around the plant today...

Shocked by the widespread suffering of those displaced from their homes by the flooding in New Orleans following Hurricane Katrina, Senator Edward Kennedy (D-Mass.) offered to plug one of the holes in the Lake Pontchartrain levee with his own ample body.

"The Bush Administration has failed to stem the tide of this cataclysm," said Kennedy. "I have had some experience with aquatic mishaps. This experience will bolster me in this hour of desperation as I plug one of the leaks myself."

Link Posted: 9/30/2005 4:29:09 PM EDT
heh, heh, heh.....
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 4:30:33 PM EDT
What do they call that helicopter?

Air Force Fat?

Marine Twinkie?
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 4:37:28 PM EDT
That is outstanding!
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 4:38:36 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 4:48:18 PM EDT
He knows all about water related deaths. First glance at the thread topic and I figured he was hooking up likeminded alcoholics w/ booze relief.
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 9:30:30 PM EDT
Teddy does know alittle about death and water. I guess he thinks his inaction that day is "water under the bridge" He'll pay someday, but I guess fat head will try to cross that bridge when he comes to it, or then again maybe not
Link Posted: 9/30/2005 9:37:17 PM EDT
Fat floats so he will get washed away by the flow into a really bad neighborhood with Democrapic voters.
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 4:26:14 AM EDT
I hate to disappoint everyone but, that picture is obviously a fake – Not even a Chinook would have enough torque available to lift that fat ass…

Although I guess they could take him in two lifts if necessary.
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 4:26:45 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 7:49:56 AM EDT
I would have thought at least two choppers would be needed to move that..
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 7:51:42 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 7:52:36 AM EDT
Damn, I was hoping he would be running a looter taxi service.
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 7:52:48 AM EDT
LMAO beached whale.
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 8:08:04 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 8:12:03 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 8:20:45 AM EDT
How about sticking Barbara Mikulski in with him also!!!
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 8:46:44 AM EDT


That's friggen great ! Plug it up, ya fat bastard.
Link Posted: 10/1/2005 11:29:55 AM EDT

Originally Posted By bigdb1:
A little email being passed around the plant today...


Yup, senator ZERO strikes again
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