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Posted: 12/8/2003 3:10:40 PM EDT
Would you?
Could you?
What would you want in return?

Do you suppose that others have? Say for instance people like Maddona? Some of the rich, powerful?
Link Posted: 12/8/2003 3:14:23 PM EDT
Are you a fiddle player? [nana]
Link Posted: 12/8/2003 3:21:24 PM EDT
Best quote on the topic, Ken Kesey: "Quick, sell out before nobody's buyin'"
Link Posted: 12/8/2003 3:22:13 PM EDT
Its more fun pissing off the devil [;)]
Link Posted: 12/8/2003 3:22:47 PM EDT
[img]http://ak1.aka.eonline.com/7/1480/1218/0003/www.eonline.com/Celebs/Outabout/Archive2000/Images/hefner.092500.jpg[/img] Some sure have. Kharn
Link Posted: 12/8/2003 3:23:30 PM EDT
Originally Posted By DriftPunch: Are you a fiddle player? [nana]
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I'll bet a fiddle of gold against your soul 'cause I think I'm better than you!
Link Posted: 12/8/2003 3:23:31 PM EDT
Could I? No. Don't believe its possible. I'm not much for the supernatural. Would I, if I could? Ah, no.
Link Posted: 12/8/2003 3:23:36 PM EDT
It's not mine to sell. Someone already spoke for it.
Link Posted: 12/8/2003 3:24:28 PM EDT
Repeal of the AW ban in CA. Yep. That would just about do it for me. CW[dracula]
Link Posted: 12/8/2003 3:25:47 PM EDT
Originally Posted By AR-10: It's not mine to sell. Someone already spoke for it.
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Amen! In my case, there's still a raging battle going on for mine, though...
Link Posted: 12/8/2003 3:28:16 PM EDT
We can't.... Our soul does not belong to us in the first place.....It belong to god. The devil always wanted to confuse us.
Link Posted: 12/8/2003 3:31:27 PM EDT
I would sell my soul for one night with a gonorrhea-ridden Mexican hooker and a bag of Cheetos. On second thought... I would sell my soul to keep my family and woman safe and protected. Anything else is just fluff. But i would ask if he could throw in the hooker and the Cheetos as a singing bonus [bigsmile]. And maybe one of them chicks with Hef...
Link Posted: 12/8/2003 3:32:09 PM EDT
Well, I haven't been bargaining to sell my soul, but I've offered up my boys for one of the new Mach I Mustangs (sort of). The wife brought up the subject of a vasectomy and I named my price. I'm not even picky about the color (though I would prefer red), but she said no, she could do it herself for a lot less. Now I'm sleeping with my eyes open and my legs crossed.
Link Posted: 12/8/2003 3:36:09 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/8/2003 3:38:56 PM EDT by cyrax777]
Is your name Faust?
Link Posted: 12/8/2003 3:43:31 PM EDT
Nope, mine was a gift. Im not ready to part with it. Its too valuable.
Link Posted: 12/8/2003 8:13:47 PM EDT
Originally Posted By Jim_Dandy: Well, I haven't been bargaining to sell my soul, but I've offered up my boys for one of the new Mach I Mustangs (sort of). The wife brought up the subject of a vasectomy and I named my price. I'm not even picky about the color (though I would prefer red), but she said no, she could do it herself for a lot less. Now I'm sleeping with my eyes open and my legs crossed.
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Damn, RD, that's a heavy price to pay! Buy the car and keep 'em. On MY birthday this year I bought my wife a new Trailblazer EXT. My 16 year old kid in 3 days ran my '95 Blazer out of oil after a leak sprung and trashed my engine(3.5K estimated) and then put my 2000 Grand Prix GT into a ditch(1K and counting so far). I am dropping a new engine in the Blazer and am going to trade the Grand Prix for a new one. Needless to say my shit list right now is a piece of paper with his name on it. Can they make those vas's retroactive??? Just kidding. He's a good kid and this is the first time he's caused me any problems. Ever. But damn, 2 vehicles in 3 days... New stove, wife wanted DISH network and it cost me about a grand for that after cutting tree and grinding stumps, removing old dish, installation, etc. Damn man, I cannot keep up. Next vacation I may take on my own. any good shoots coming up?
Link Posted: 12/8/2003 8:15:36 PM EDT
Originally Posted By cyrax777: Is your name Faust?
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No. Milton! [devil]
Link Posted: 12/8/2003 8:21:12 PM EDT
Would never sell the soul to satan. Worth too much to me. I need it for my own naughty purposes.
Link Posted: 12/8/2003 8:34:26 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/8/2003 8:35:51 PM EDT by Mmanwitgun]
I love instand gratification [sex] , but I would never EVER sell my soul to satan himself. I have been in some bad spots before where I didn't know if I would end up in jail, on the streets or even Levinworth (spelling?). Not even then did I consider selling my soul, to much to lose. Edited for spelling
Link Posted: 12/8/2003 8:47:45 PM EDT
Sell your soul to the devil?
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I find this to be a very small matter. Having lived with Satan's sister for more than 50 years, I am already well aware of their family traits. She didn't manage to concur my soul, not likely the kinder of the two will have any better luck.
Link Posted: 12/9/2003 3:56:32 AM EDT
no, but i did buy some chicks soul in high school she even signed a document in her own blood
Link Posted: 12/9/2003 5:04:03 AM EDT
Since there is no devil, it's kind of a moot point isn't it?
Link Posted: 12/9/2003 5:41:45 AM EDT
In exchange for a non-revisionist interpretation of the constitution by the Supreme Court, I'd do it--y'know, take one for the team and all that.
Link Posted: 12/9/2003 6:25:09 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 12/9/2003 6:30:44 AM EDT by cmjohnson]
I might agree to a clearly defined short term lease contract (quite ironclad, of course) for a small PERCENTAGE of it. But even that would be a sublease because as others have already said, it's not really mine. It belongs to The Guy In The Head Office Upstairs. As for what I'd want in return... To be 22 again,or accepted as being that age, but with my current memories, knowledge, and skills, and to be a freshly commissioned 2nd Lieutenant in the U.S. Air Force, in training to fly F-16's, and on a guaranteed fast track to the Pentagon and multiple stars...and to remain on flying status for my entire career. And guaranteed perfect health to the day I die at some ridiculously old age, dying by misadventure only. And a marvelous woman to share it all with, forever. Not bad, huh? CJ
Link Posted: 12/9/2003 6:31:56 AM EDT
My name's Johnny, and it might be a sin, But I'll take your bet, you're gonna regret Cause I'm the best that's ever been
Link Posted: 12/9/2003 6:37:55 AM EDT
Second mortgage? Refinancing, perhaps....
Link Posted: 12/9/2003 6:56:28 AM EDT
I would not "sell" it... but I would "lease" it out :)
Link Posted: 12/9/2003 7:12:37 AM EDT
i tried but the devil returned it to walmart as defective merchandise. mike
Link Posted: 12/9/2003 9:31:27 AM EDT
What the hell would Hillary Clinton want to do with my soul?
Link Posted: 12/9/2003 9:52:31 AM EDT
Selling your soul to the devil is a scam, being that "the devil" doesn't exist. Didn't ya'll know that? Geez.
Link Posted: 12/9/2003 9:55:38 AM EDT
Originally Posted By Mute: What the hell would Hillary Clinton want to do with my soul?
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The imagination runs wild!
Link Posted: 12/9/2003 3:20:25 PM EDT
Originally Posted By AILapua:
Sell your soul to the devil?
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I find this to be a very small matter. Having lived with Satan's sister for more than 50 years, I am already well aware of their family traits. She didn't manage to concur my soul, not likely the kinder of the two will have any better luck.
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[rofl] [rofl2] [lolabove]
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