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Posted: 8/23/2005 8:20:34 AM EDT
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the U.S. REDNECK SPECIAL FORCES (USRSF).

These North & South Carolina, Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, Missouri, Arkansas, Alabama, Georgia, Texas and Tennessee boys will be dropped into Iraq and have been given only the following facts about
Terrorists:

1. The season opened today.

2. There is no limit.

3. They taste just like chicken.

4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.

5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.



This mess in Iraq should be over IN A WEEK!



(oh and to the dupe police? Blow me! )
Link Posted: 8/23/2005 8:30:16 AM EDT
seen it, but I still like it.
Link Posted: 8/23/2005 8:32:12 AM EDT

(oh and to the dupe police? Blow me!


That is the best part of any thread today!
Link Posted: 8/23/2005 8:32:43 AM EDT
Funny.
Link Posted: 8/23/2005 8:37:51 AM EDT
6. Iraqis are brown.

If you're gonna generalize you might as well call us racists too...
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