They are having an attempt at a lawsuit made against them by another one of those dangerous cult religions and have dedicated pretty much their whole front page to bashing it, it's pretty damn funny. If you've never read SA before now is the time to start.
[url]www.somethingawful.com[/url]

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[i]Hubbard is painted as an aging but strong man in this tenderly done portrait. He is looking off into the distance as if he sees a better tomorrow, a rebuilt world, a future man reborn like the Phoenix from the ashes of Armageddon. The burning cross, consumed by the raging nuclear fire, represent the ultimate failure of the other religions, built on a foundation of hatred. The ruins of the building suggest that even the secular creations of man cannot survive, but Hubbard has and he plans to build the world anew. He is of course pictured wearing a baby bib for catching the blood that spills during his insatiable feasts on the mewling babies he so craves. During his lifetime it is estimated that L. Ron Hubbard ate almost six-thousand infants, and this important achievement is memorialized in the portrait. An excellent piece[/i]

Elron eating babies? Is that satire, or just a gross-out joke?

I've got no love for the $cientologists, though, so have at him.

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Shazbat.. another Zappa fan here! Joe's garrage is one of his best.
Catholic girls... at the cyo!