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Posted: 10/18/2004 12:48:49 PM EST
Got this in an email form a friend.


No truer words have ever been spoken.....
One day a florist goes to a barber for a haircut. After the cut he asked about his bill
and the barber replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing
community service this week."

The florist is pleased and leaves the shop. Next morning when the barber goes to
open up, there is a thank you card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the barber
again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community
service this week." The cop is happy and leaves the shop.

Next morning when the barber goes to open up, there is a thank you card and a
dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

Then a Democrat comes in for a haircut, and when he goes to pay his bill the
barber again replies: "I'm sorry, I cannot accept money from you;I'm doing
community service this week." The Democrat is very happy and leaves the shop.

Next morning when the barber goes to open up, there are a dozen Democrats
lined up waiting for a free haircut.


Link Posted: 10/18/2004 12:51:28 PM EST
I thought you were going to say when the cop got his hair cut he turned around and shot the barber's dog.
Link Posted: 10/18/2004 12:56:31 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/18/2004 12:56:46 PM EST by TheRedHorseman]

Originally Posted By wedge1082:
I thought you were going to say when the cop got his hair cut he turned around and shot the barber's dog.





we need a cop shooting a dog smiley
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