Me and my wife went to dinner on the Space Needle this last weekend for our 4th anniversary.  Well, they had in place Super Duper Security.  Basically, they were "checking all bags".  This pretty much meant they were checking all the women's purses.  I asked what exactly they were looking for, the lady said "you know, guns and knives and stuff, for your safety".  "Oh ok" say I, and off to dinner we go.  Me with a Kershaw folding knife in my pocket, with the clip clearly visible on the outside, and my S&W Airlite PD tucked inside my pants.  

Guess they don't want ya to hijack the Space Needle.

Too late, the Space Needle and all of Seattle has already been hijacked by the whining socialist bleeding heart can't we all get along Birkenstock soccer moms, their castrated mates and the politicians they elect.  This place SUCKS!   [puke]  

papers.  Let me see your Papers.  Move along.


and knives?!?!?

Enjoy your steak, here's your knife.  Specifically made to cut flesh!!

Zaz

[rolleyes]

Went to the Hollywood Bowl a couple weeks ago.  Girlfriend had a 7" kitchen for cutting a melon.  The "guard" said [:o] "Oh No a Weapon!" and we ended up throwing it away.  NOW I see these picnic backpacks with the 5" steak knives.  Go figure.

Good thing I had a 3-7/8" folder.