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Posted: 8/16/2005 8:56:46 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/16/2005 8:57:16 AM EDT by BeetleBailey]
..sitting square in the middle of our carport. wth? Can't be the neighbor's dog, it's a terrier and these terds are pickle-sized. I might rig up a string and bell system tonight to catch the culprit.

Link Posted: 8/16/2005 9:01:15 AM EDT
IM jasondcrum for help. He can hook ya up.
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 9:02:29 AM EDT
You married?

Sgat1r5
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 9:02:43 AM EDT
probably from an early morning dog walkershitter. Time to wake up early and pop the Stealth Pooper in the act
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 9:03:41 AM EDT
What is with you guys? One member finds beheaded bunnies in his yard and another finds poop in his carport. You guys have some weird neighbors.
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 9:04:03 AM EDT

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
You married?

Sgat1r5



Well, you know I am. Why do you ask?
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 9:07:38 AM EDT
Do you sleepwalk? one time in New Orleans I got legally retarded drunk and pissed in a potted plant in the hotel lobby. I have no recollection of this event, it was explained to me by friends and hotel management the next day. I only ask, because we do wierd stuff when we are not in our own concious minds. Maybe you are your own worst enemy?
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 9:11:44 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 9:15:34 AM EDT

Originally Posted By BeetleBailey:
..sitting square in the middle of our carport. wth? Can't be the neighbor's dog, it's a terrier and these terds are pickle-sized. I might rig up a string and bell system tonight to catch the culprit.




i don't know about that - my jack russell has crapped out some pretty huge turds for his size.
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 9:16:47 AM EDT

nevertheless, I have acquired a slingshot. So I hope to catch the culprit in the act!
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 9:19:13 AM EDT

Originally Posted By BeetleBailey:

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
You married?

Sgat1r5



Well, you know I am. Why do you ask?



Sorry, I misread it, I thought you were finding poop on the carpet. So if you are married with kids.....i would talk to the kids.



Matter of fact...I would still ask the kids...they do some funny stuff when they are littel

Sgat1r5
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 9:20:30 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/16/2005 9:20:50 AM EDT by BeetleBailey]

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By BeetleBailey:

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
You married?

Sgat1r5



Well, you know I am. Why do you ask?



Sorry, I misread it, I thought you were finding poop on the carpet. So if you are married with kids.....i would talk to the kids.



Matter of fact...I would still ask the kids...they do some funny stuff when they are littel

Sgat1r5



Nope. Unfortunately too young and too poor for chillin's right now. When there's poop on the carpet I know who is to blame - our 15lb cat (he stays inside so it can't be his).
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 9:20:47 AM EDT
I bet you are sleep walking. Go ask the neighbors if they saw you in bunny slippers and your wife's robe taking a shit in the carport.
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 9:22:15 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/16/2005 9:23:09 AM EDT by BeetleBailey]
For all of you "it could be you sleep walking", I must go ahead and tell you that I am about as regular as R. Lee Ermy's visits to LA gay bars. When I go to the reading room it's like an event. I would know if it was me.
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 9:22:58 AM EDT
tagged to find out which neighbor is pooping in the carport
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 9:30:46 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Blue_Monkey:
Rate it:

www.ratemypoo.com



That's just wrong.

Do people really have nothing better to do than to take a pic of their poo and post it on a hot or not website?

WTF.
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 9:34:22 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/16/2005 10:51:41 AM EDT by SP1Grrl]
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 9:49:05 AM EDT

Originally Posted By SP1Grrl:

Originally Posted By NimmerMehr:
IM jasondcrum for help. He can hook ya up.



FOR SALE!

One used game camera, digital
Works well at night
Flash intact
$49.95 (complete with all 12 shattered pieces)
But it now and you will receive one free bottle of Epoxy.




{Spicoli} My dad's a television repairman. He's got an awesome set of tools. {/Spicoli}

I can so put that back together and extract whatever image may be on the memory

Paypal inbound ...



Link Posted: 8/16/2005 9:55:46 AM EDT

Originally Posted By SP1Grrl:

Originally Posted By NimmerMehr:
IM jasondcrum for help. He can hook ya up.



FOR SALE!

One used game camera, digital
Works well at night
Flash intact
$49.95 (complete with all 12 shattered pieces)
But it now and you will receive one free bottle of Epoxy.




Link Posted: 8/16/2005 10:35:54 AM EDT
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 10:44:06 AM EDT
possum
Link Posted: 8/16/2005 10:45:52 AM EDT

Originally Posted By nightstalker:
possum



Actually we have been having an armadillo problem lately. Hmmmm...
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