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Posted: 10/4/2014 8:50:13 PM EST
JACKSON COUNTY -- Sheriff's officials said a woman caught burglarizing students' cars at East Central High School claimed she was looking for members of ISIS, the world's deadliest terrorist group.

Investigators believe there is no merit to the woman's claim, spokeswoman Cherie Ward said.

Deputies arrested Lisa Carol Roche, 41, of Hurley, Friday afternoon.




http://www.sunherald.com/2014/10/03/5835544_sheriff-hurley-woman-caught-burglarizing.html?rh=1
Link Posted: 10/4/2014 8:51:20 PM EST
Sounds completely legit
Link Posted: 10/4/2014 8:53:52 PM EST
Not guilty. Retarded screen door, drum set in a hurricane all night long.
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Originally Posted By ICEMAN19047:
Not guilty. Retarded screen door, drum set in a hurricane all night long.
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Someone needs to shoot your seeing eye dog and break your white cane.
Link Posted: 10/4/2014 9:02:23 PM EST
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Originally Posted By 3rdpig:

Someone needs to shoot your seeing eye dog and break your white cane.
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Originally Posted By 3rdpig:
Originally Posted By ICEMAN19047:
Not guilty. Retarded screen door, drum set in a hurricane all night long.

Someone needs to shoot your seeing eye dog and break your white cane.

second that
Link Posted: 10/4/2014 9:03:44 PM EST
I wouldn't fuck her with DanTSX's dick.
Link Posted: 10/4/2014 9:04:04 PM EST


I told you the ink makes you crazy
Link Posted: 10/4/2014 9:04:08 PM EST
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second that
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Originally Posted By TwoDogKnight:
Originally Posted By 3rdpig:
Originally Posted By ICEMAN19047:
Not guilty. Retarded screen door, drum set in a hurricane all night long.

Someone needs to shoot your seeing eye dog and break your white cane.

second that


What? RMP is on a leave of unknown duration, the dirty inkie chicks need some lovin' till he gets back.
Link Posted: 10/4/2014 9:07:19 PM EST
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Originally Posted By BUCC_Guy:
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and Dave_A pushing.
Link Posted: 10/4/2014 9:08:38 PM EST
Officials said her children attend classes at the school.

Roche is accused of taking sunglasses and other items from cars in the school parking lot Friday afternoon.

Read more here: http://www.sunherald.com/2014/10/03/5835544_sheriff-hurley-woman-caught-burglarizing.html?rh=1#storylink=cpy
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What. The. Eff.

And holy shit! She has kids that go to that school! I know parents are supposed to embarrass the crap out of their kids every now and then, but she has really gone that extra mile ugly prison tat.
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Originally Posted By BUCC_Guy:
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I ROLFD !
Link Posted: 10/4/2014 9:10:44 PM EST
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What. The. Eff.

And holy shit! She has kids that go to that school! I know parents are supposed to embarrass the crap out of their kids every now and then, but she has really gone that extra mile ugly prison tat.
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Originally Posted By missme:
Officials said her children attend classes at the school.

Roche is accused of taking sunglasses and other items from cars in the school parking lot Friday afternoon.

Read more here: http://www.sunherald.com/2014/10/03/5835544_sheriff-hurley-woman-caught-burglarizing.html?rh=1#storylink=cpy


What. The. Eff.

And holy shit! She has kids that go to that school! I know parents are supposed to embarrass the crap out of their kids every now and then, but she has really gone that extra mile ugly prison tat.
Yeah, cause they weren't embarrassed enough when they told her to stay home during open house. So she wouldn't have to discuss what bright idea caused her to tattoo 50 % of her face.
Link Posted: 10/4/2014 9:22:59 PM EST
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Maybe she would scare the jihadis?
Link Posted: 10/4/2014 9:26:34 PM EST
Based on the pictures I am actually going to suggest meth is NOT involved.

Link Posted: 10/4/2014 9:34:28 PM EST
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What if the ink makes you sane and they just didn't use enough on her?
Link Posted: 10/4/2014 9:58:58 PM EST
Stupid broad. ISIS is not hiding in cars.




They hide in trucks.
Link Posted: 10/4/2014 10:13:06 PM EST
Meth-cocaine-heroin is a hell of a drug.

Somewhere, a trailer park is missing their queen.

Link Posted: 10/4/2014 10:15:51 PM EST
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and Dave_A pushing.
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Originally Posted By BUCC_Guy:
I wouldn't fuck her with DanTSX's dick.


and Dave_A pushing.



Don't forget GuyinFL taping the whole thing.
Link Posted: 10/4/2014 10:26:07 PM EST
That's gotta be $20k in tattoos. No wonder she was thieving
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