Sean Penn is in Iraq because he is a leftist celebrity.
Leftist celebrities are smater than the rest of us.
Leftist celebrities know better than the rest of us.
Leftist celebrities are on TV, and if it's on TV it must be true.
Leftist celebrities are the most compassionate people in the world.
Leftist celebrities are stronger than the rest of us.
Leftist celebrities are faster than the rest of us.
Leftist celebrities are better looking than the rest of us.
Leftist celebrities have more money than the rest of us.
Leftist celebrities are patterned after the roles they play, and the roles they play are experts in that field, which makes the leftist celebrity an expert in that field too.
Leftist celebrities, in order to maintain their status as experts, above and beyond the rest of us, have to make these pilgrimages to the enemy annually. There they bask in the devine glow of their own self worth and the adoration of sheep everywhere.
Leftist celebrities make me want to just punch them in the mouth.
Leftist celebrities think the rest of us are "civilians."
Leftist celebrities can go have unatural relations with wild animals to protect them from the rest of us.
Leftist celebrities can go have unatural relations with barnyard animals to protect them from the rest of us.
In short, leftist celebrities think they are better than the rest of us, and can do whatever they want as long as they have adoring synchophantic sheep to sing their praises for all the good, and saintly things they live for and do.
Leftist celebrities can suck my balls.
Bilster