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Posted: 10/31/2004 1:27:48 PM EST
[Last Edit: 11/1/2004 11:19:08 AM EST by thebeekeeper1]
Me Mum always said, If ya can't say no good 'bout no one, Keep yer pie hole shut.

God Bless her soul...She was always right. 'til I noticed that we far superior and more inventive Scot's do not have our "National Tartan Day" of April 6Th recognized on the bloody Calendar!!!


So,I say to all the potato eat'in...Leprechaun shitt'in O'Rielly, O'Malley O-boys with yer Green Beer drink'in day (Saint Paddy)....Beware...I'l shove me Sgian Dubh so far up yer arse's that the potato's ya inhale will be French Cut !!!


So off with ya and make this happen...Git this on the Calendar!!!

<We don't have the F-word in thread titles.>
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 1:29:35 PM EST
Dude, you're fuckin' weird!
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 1:30:43 PM EST
don't you have some lonely sheep to attend to?
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 1:32:08 PM EST

Originally Posted By Zionist:
Me Mum always said, If ya can't say no good 'bout no one, Keep yer pie hole shut.

God Bless her soul...She was always right. 'til I noticed that we far superior and more inventive Scot's do not have our "National Tartan Day" of April 6Th recognized on the bloody Calendar!!!


So,I say to all the potato eat'in...Leprechaun shitt'in O'Rielly, O'Malley O-boys with yer Green Beer drink'in day (Saint Paddy)....Beware...I'l shove me Sgian Dubh so far up yer arse's that the potato's ya inhale will be French Cut !!!


So off with ya and make this happen...Git this on the Calendar!!!



My potato eating ass will destroy your skirt wearing ass you sissy. You're just jealous that you can't hold your liquor. Do something worth while and ye may get your day.
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 1:36:35 PM EST

Originally Posted By Daytona955i:

Originally Posted By Zionist:
Me Mum always said, If ya can't say no good 'bout no one, Keep yer pie hole shut.

God Bless her soul...She was always right. 'til I noticed that we far superior and more inventive Scot's do not have our "National Tartan Day" of April 6Th recognized on the bloody Calendar!!!


So,I say to all the potato eat'in...Leprechaun shitt'in O'Rielly, O'Malley O-boys with yer Green Beer drink'in day (Saint Paddy)....Beware...I'l shove me Sgian Dubh so far up yer arse's that the potato's ya inhale will be French Cut !!!


So off with ya and make this happen...Git this on the Calendar!!!



My potato eating ass will destroy your skirt wearing ass you sissy. You're just jealous that you can't hold your liquor. Do something worth while and ye may get your day.





Forget me Sgian Dubh....It's the Claymore to the Hilt for you man...
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 1:36:43 PM EST
dork
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 1:37:17 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 1:37:23 PM EST
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 1:38:18 PM EST

Originally Posted By Mmanwitgun:
don't you have some lonely sheep to attend to?




They do say that imitation is the sincerest for of flatery you know.



Zen

"This is my imitator, there are many like him, but this one isn't me"
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 1:49:17 PM EST

Originally Posted By Phil_A_Steen:



+
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 1:58:43 PM EST

Originally Posted By M1-Matt:

Originally Posted By Phil_A_Steen:



+




I must say how disappointed I am with you guy's....It's just a joke...Blokes !!!


I'm drinking a Guinnes Draught Beer....Ya know...Irish Brew
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 2:00:38 PM EST

Originally Posted By Zionist:

Originally Posted By M1-Matt:

Originally Posted By Phil_A_Steen:



+




I must say how disappointed I am with you guy's....It's just a joke...Blokes !!!


I'm drinking a Guinnes Draught Beer....Ya know...Irish Brew



Nice attempt at a save... Asskisser!
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 2:01:12 PM EST
Face it, the Scott and the Irish got their asses kicked by some british fags. The French would have done it but they did feel they were worthwhile.


SGtar15
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 2:04:09 PM EST
I thought Scots and Irish were the same thing.

<­BR>

Link Posted: 10/31/2004 2:04:51 PM EST

Originally Posted By sgtar15:
Face it, the Scott and the Irish got their asses kicked by some british fags. The French would have done it but they did feel they were worthwhile.


SGtar15




I agree....This was just a Joke...A self facing one at that...I'm Scottish...Irish.. and Welsh....................And of course "Bloody Britton"
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 2:42:28 PM EST
Damn,

I saw this thread earlier and was looking forward to a spirited debate after dinner.
The winner was to decide what I'm drinking tonight. Scottish ale or Guinness!
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 2:46:01 PM EST
I'm Scotch-Irish, so I have to beat myself up. But most of me is German, so I have to conquer myself, and since I'm part French, I have to surrender. And then the Yugoslav in me starts making crappy cars. It's a mess, I tells ya. Especially since I'm part Cherokee and thus have to take land away from myself.
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 2:46:34 PM EST
As my wife who REALLY is from Scotland, unlike you posers , says about would-be North American BraveFarts when we go to Scots "Highland Festivals", "You lot are more Scottish than I am."
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 2:46:42 PM EST
F__CK YOU BUDDY



Link Posted: 10/31/2004 2:55:01 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/31/2004 2:55:31 PM EST by Spade]
How about you go and fuck my ArmaLite pal.
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 2:55:17 PM EST
Kiss my blarney stone ass

May those who love us love us.
And those that don't love us,
May God turn their hearts.
And if He doesn't turn their hearts,
May he turn their ankles,
So we'll know them by their limping.


May the enemies of Ireland never meet a friend.


May the curse of Mary Malone and her nine blind illegitimate children chase you so far over the hills of Damnation that the Lord himself can't find you with a telescope.

O'goodmedicine
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 3:02:26 PM EST
The Scots are a tribe of Irish (Celts) that settled in Caledonia (Scotland) in 500 AD. Caledonia was occupied by a variety of people most famous of which were the Picts. After some time, these new Celts and the Picts were united under Robert the Bruce. The Picts -- as a separate group -- disappeared and all of the groups became the "Scots."

Maybe not exact rendition of the history but pretty close...
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 3:04:48 PM EST
Go back to Zion.
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 3:04:48 PM EST

Originally Posted By Zionist:

Originally Posted By M1-Matt:

Originally Posted By Phil_A_Steen:



+




I must say how disappointed I am with you guy's....It's just a joke...Blokes !!!


I'm drinking a Guinnes Draught Beer....Ya know...Irish Brew



You got that right and a darn fine one at that!
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 3:05:04 PM EST

Originally Posted By MuRDoC:
F__CK YOU BUDDY






Finally,You and goodmedicine,95tfFoot...MagKnightX...Get IT...


WizardOFAhs...RELTOR...Phil_A_Steen...M1-Matt...Spade....Losers...
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 3:06:50 PM EST

Originally Posted By akethan:
Go back to Zion.




Piss off mate...


And yes I do Support Isreal


Link Posted: 10/31/2004 3:09:52 PM EST
huh
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 3:11:26 PM EST
Pure
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 3:16:57 PM EST

Originally Posted By Daytona955i:

Originally Posted By Zionist:

Originally Posted By M1-Matt:

Originally Posted By Phil_A_Steen:



+




I must say how disappointed I am with you guy's....It's just a joke...Blokes !!!


I'm drinking a Guinnes Draught Beer....Ya know...Irish Brew



You got that right and a darn fine one at that!




Thank you Sir....I wil get my second one NOW !!!
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 3:18:37 PM EST

Link Posted: 10/31/2004 3:21:46 PM EST

Originally Posted By Zionist:



WizardOFAhs...RELTOR...Phil_A_Steen...M1-Matt...Spade....Losers...




Oh ho, but who's land is still entirely under the English, eh?
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 3:28:12 PM EST

Originally Posted By Zionist:

Originally Posted By akethan:
Go back to Zion.




Piss off mate...


And yes I do Support Isreal





Well, with the screen name "Zionist" I would bloody well hope so. Funny. Knew a nice Jewish girl in high school whose father came from Scotland, and had served w/The Black Watch in WW1.

Later, I married the daughter of another Jew from Scotland. Should hav married the first one.

Now, I'm married to the granddaughter of a Scots/Irish grandmother who converted to Judaism, deserted her husband and children and moved to Israel.

What the hell is it with me and Celtic women?
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 3:31:47 PM EST

Originally Posted By Spade:

Originally Posted By Zionist:



WizardOFAhs...RELTOR...Phil_A_Steen...M1-Matt...Spade....Losers...




Oh ho, but who's land is still entirely under the English, eh?




Oh...Thats why I'm an Arm Chair "Scot"....God Bless America


Red White & Blue I am....Now go talk to your Representive and get this "National Tartan Day" on the ballot......err Calender!!!
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 3:39:19 PM EST
the Irish and Scots are both Celtic, the only difference being is the Scots were defeated and pacified, and the Irish were not.
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 3:52:16 PM EST

Originally Posted By EX11B:
the Irish and Scots are both Celtic, the only difference being is the Scots were defeated and pacified, and the Irish were not.





Yes...But not in AMERICA...Look at the signatures of the DECLARATION Of INDEPENDENCE


It was tayloerd after the Scots Declaration against the English....That said...No wonder I"m a Proud American...Period!!!
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 4:00:12 PM EST
[Last Edit: 10/31/2004 4:02:19 PM EST by LoginName]
The Irish in movies (it's alright because I'm part Irish).


Person 1: The archers are ready, sire.

Person 2: Not the archers. My scouts tell me their archers are
miles away and no threat to us. Arrows cost money. Use up the Irish.
Their dead cost nothing.


Person 1: On the seventh day the Lord rested, but before that he did, he squatted over the side of England and what came out of him... was Ireland. No offence son.


Person 1: That's the building of our country right there, Mr. Cutting. Americans aborning.

Person 2: I don't see no Americans. I see trespassers, Irish harps. Do a job for a nickel what a n****r does for a dime and a white man used to get a quarter for. What have they done? Name one thing they've contributed.



Person 1: "All right, we'll give some land to the n*****s and the c****s, but we DON'T want the irish!"

Person 2: "All right, we'll take the Irish".
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 4:05:01 PM EST

Originally Posted By LoginName:
The Irish in movies (it's alright because I'm part Irish).


Person 1: The archers are ready, sire.

Person 2: Not the archers. My scouts tell me their archers are
miles away and no threat to us. Arrows cost money. Use up the Irish.
Their dead cost nothing.


Person 1: On the seventh day the Lord rested, but before that he did, he squatted over the side of England and what came out of him... was Ireland. No offence son.


Person 1: That's the building of our country right there, Mr. Cutting. Americans aborning.

Person 2: I don't see no Americans. I see trespassers, Irish harps. Do a job for a nickel what a n****r does for a dime and a white man used to get a quarter for. What have they done? Name one thing they've contributed.



Person 1: "All right, we'll give some land to the n*****s and the c****s, but we DON'T want the irish!"

Person 2: "All right, we'll take the Irish".



Right... that's the Irish in bad movies... However for a real piece of cinema in which the Irish are themselves, please watch the Boondock Saints.
Link Posted: 10/31/2004 4:11:24 PM EST
As I am part english and part american indian,I should be offended somewhere but I aint.Oh well....

Why did god invent liquor?



To keep the irish from ruling the world
Link Posted: 11/1/2004 11:11:51 AM EST

Originally Posted By Zionist:

Originally Posted By MuRDoC:
F__CK YOU BUDDY






Finally,You and goodmedicine,95tfFoot...MagKnightX...Get IT...


WizardOFAhs...RELTOR...Phil_A_Steen...M1-Matt...Spade....Losers...



You are OWNED and you call US losers? Too fuckin' funny!
Link Posted: 11/1/2004 11:17:54 AM EST
[Last Edit: 11/1/2004 11:18:13 AM EST by motown_steve]
Link Posted: 11/1/2004 11:20:01 AM EST

Téigh trasna ort féin, báltaí!

Póg mo thóin!


Link Posted: 11/1/2004 11:21:11 AM EST

Originally Posted By WizardOfAhs:
Dude, you're fuckin' weird!


+1
Link Posted: 11/1/2004 11:21:52 AM EST
"Okay. We'll take the chinks and the n____rs. But we don't want the Irish!"
Link Posted: 11/1/2004 11:23:37 AM EST
Bagpipes are gay.
Link Posted: 11/1/2004 11:24:28 AM EST
....no idea what you're talking about, but you have a cool sigline
Link Posted: 11/1/2004 11:25:25 AM EST
Here's to lying, stealing, and cheating!
May you lie to save a friend;
May you steal the heart of the one you love;
and may you cheat death.

O'goodmedicine

Link Posted: 11/1/2004 11:31:56 AM EST
I am not against the Irish people in general.

But if a bonnie Irish lass with flowin' red hair needs a good screwin', I'll volunteer.....
Link Posted: 11/1/2004 11:36:24 AM EST
[Last Edit: 11/1/2004 11:40:19 AM EST by Lightning_P38]
Link Posted: 11/1/2004 11:38:02 AM EST
Link Posted: 11/1/2004 11:39:37 AM EST

Originally Posted By Lumpy196:
Never even noticed you until now, and I already dont like you.



So tempting to make a sigline out of that...
Link Posted: 11/1/2004 11:50:19 AM EST

Originally Posted By lu380:
Bagpipes are gay.




So gay I deposited almost $1000 in checks from gigs I played this past weekend...
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