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Posted: 9/20/2009 10:40:04 AM EST
take the trash out you happen to glance outside and are horror-struck by what you see...

YOU HAVE TO CLICK ON THE THREAD TO READ FURTHER - NO HOVER-SKIMMERS AND I AM PRETTY FRICKIN SERIOUS!!!

*ahem*

so there you are, rady to take the trash out and you catch a glimpse of GIANT TENT-CATERPILLARS THE SIZE OF GREYHOUND INTERCITY BUSES RAPPELLING FROM THE TREES INTO YOUR VERY OWN BACKYARD!!!

What is your first move?

Link Posted: 9/20/2009 10:40:55 AM EST
Post here and ask for advice.
Originally Posted By Merrell:
take the trash out you happen to glance outside and are horror-struck by what you see...

YOU HAVE TO CLICK ON THE THREAD TO READ FURTHER - NO HOVER-SKIMMERS AND I AM PRETTY FRICKIN SERIOUS!!!

*ahem*

so there you are, rady to take the trash out and you catch a glimpse of GIANT TENT-CATERPILLARS THE SIZE OF GREYHOUND INTERCITY BUSES RAPPELLING FROM THE TREES INTO YOUR VERY OWN BACKYARD!!!

What is your first move?



Link Posted: 9/20/2009 10:41:34 AM EST
Grab the jar of cheese dip and get some
Link Posted: 9/20/2009 10:41:50 AM EST
[Last Edit: 9/20/2009 10:42:13 AM EST by callgood]
How do you say "Komerad" in Tent Caterpillar?
Link Posted: 9/20/2009 10:42:37 AM EST
mag dump every available loaded mag through the walls, then proceed to reload and repeat. until the threat is gone.
Link Posted: 9/20/2009 10:42:59 AM EST
Whats a Tent Caterpillar?
Link Posted: 9/20/2009 10:43:46 AM EST
This thread is extremely double-serious!!!

Let's say they have immobilized transportation!!!


Link Posted: 9/20/2009 10:44:20 AM EST
Too easy.

Link Posted: 9/20/2009 10:45:21 AM EST
I, for one, would welcome our new insect overlords.
Link Posted: 9/20/2009 10:46:07 AM EST
WE'RE LOOSING WISCONSIN!!!



Link Posted: 9/20/2009 10:47:09 AM EST
The first thing that I would do is stop being a pansy that scared of bugs and I'd go back inside and finish watching the football game. Only girls are scared of bugs even if they are icky and gigantic.
Link Posted: 9/20/2009 10:48:48 AM EST
Call in the cavalry.

Link Posted: 9/20/2009 10:52:00 AM EST
Link Posted: 9/20/2009 10:52:26 AM EST
Originally Posted By Ponyboy:
The first thing that I would do is stop being a pansy that scared of bugs and I'd go back inside and finish watching the football game. Only girls are scared of bugs even if they are icky and gigantic.


Tell me these would not strike terror into the heart of every red-blooded, truck-driving, gravel-hauling, tobacco-chewing, Bud-drinking American Alpha male???



Link Posted: 9/20/2009 10:53:28 AM EST
Unass the house, get in the truck, clean Lowe's and Home Depot out of bug killer, a gas powered utility pump with hose, and a large trash can. Dump the bug killer in the trash can , run the pump intake house to the can, put the wife in the drivers seat, and do some drive-by bug spraying.
Link Posted: 9/20/2009 10:58:45 AM EST
Originally Posted By Merrell:
take the trash out you happen to glance outside and are horror-struck by what you see...

YOU HAVE TO CLICK ON THE THREAD TO READ FURTHER - NO HOVER-SKIMMERS AND I AM PRETTY FRICKIN SERIOUS!!!

*ahem*

so there you are, rady to take the trash out and you catch a glimpse of GIANT TENT-CATERPILLARS THE SIZE OF GREYHOUND INTERCITY BUSES RAPPELLING FROM THE TREES INTO YOUR VERY OWN BACKYARD!!!

What is your first move?




10mm

The blast alone will turn em' all into green paste.
Link Posted: 9/20/2009 11:00:41 AM EST
Originally Posted By Merrell:
Originally Posted By Ponyboy:
The first thing that I would do is stop being a pansy that scared of bugs and I'd go back inside and finish watching the football game. Only girls are scared of bugs even if they are icky and gigantic.


Tell me these would not strike terror into the heart of every red-blooded, truck-driving, gravel-hauling, tobacco-chewing, Bud-drinking American Alpha male???

http://bunkstrutts.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/ground-alapaca.jpg




Are you shittin me? Those things are awesome. If there was only one then I'd have to go out looking for more because all of my kids would want one.
Link Posted: 9/20/2009 11:08:30 AM EST
Grab the barrett and go bug hunting.
Link Posted: 9/20/2009 11:10:39 AM EST
Originally Posted By Ponyboy:
Originally Posted By Merrell:
Originally Posted By Ponyboy:
The first thing that I would do is stop being a pansy that scared of bugs and I'd go back inside and finish watching the football game. Only girls are scared of bugs even if they are icky and gigantic.


Tell me these would not strike terror into the heart of every red-blooded, truck-driving, gravel-hauling, tobacco-chewing, Bud-drinking American Alpha male???

http://bunkstrutts.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/ground-alapaca.jpg




Are you shittin me? Those things are awesome. If there was only one then I'd have to go out looking for more because all of my kids would want one.



Sure, they may look all cuddly and huggable, UNTIL THEY START GNAWING ON YOU AND YOU LOOK LIKE SWISS CHEESE!!!





Link Posted: 9/20/2009 11:16:49 AM EST
Originally Posted By Merrell:
WE'RE LOOSING WISCONSIN!!!

http://fhm.fs.fed.us/fhh/fhh-01/mn/ftcmap.gif



I haven't seen any the size of greyhound buses but if I did I'd probably jump on it, shoot a hole in it with sightless mini14 and throw a mini nuke grenade into the hole
Link Posted: 9/20/2009 11:53:09 AM EST
Originally Posted By Thom101:
Originally Posted By Merrell:
WE'RE LOOSING WISCONSIN!!!

http://fhm.fs.fed.us/fhh/fhh-01/mn/ftcmap.gif



I haven't seen any the size of greyhound buses but if I did I'd probably jump on it, shoot a hole in it with sightless mini14 and throw a mini nuke grenade into the hole


Or you could wrap a Glock in tasty leafy material...

Link Posted: 9/20/2009 11:54:00 AM EST
The only good bug is a dead bug!
Link Posted: 9/20/2009 11:56:27 AM EST
Originally Posted By Scout198575:
The only good bug is a dead bug!




I was gonna post that!


Link Posted: 9/20/2009 12:02:14 PM EST
Originally Posted By Merrell:
take the trash out you happen to glance outside and are horror-struck by what you see...

YOU HAVE TO CLICK ON THE THREAD TO READ FURTHER - NO HOVER-SKIMMERS AND I AM PRETTY FRICKIN SERIOUS!!!

*ahem*

so there you are, rady to take the trash out and you catch a glimpse of GIANT TENT-CATERPILLARS THE SIZE OF GREYHOUND INTERCITY BUSES RAPPELLING FROM THE TREES INTO YOUR VERY OWN BACKYARD!!!

What is your first move?





Football bores me to tears - this actually sounds like the start of an interesting weekend.
Link Posted: 9/20/2009 12:02:20 PM EST
Why in the blue fuck are you taking out trash during the game?
Link Posted: 9/20/2009 12:17:27 PM EST
[Last Edit: 9/20/2009 12:17:43 PM EST by txcop893]
Link Posted: 9/20/2009 12:18:03 PM EST

Originally Posted By fishngrits:
Why in the blue fuck are you taking out trash during the game?

His wife must not be home.
Link Posted: 9/20/2009 12:24:54 PM EST
Step 1: Blade, 45 degrees
Step 2: MASSIVE adrenaline dump
Step 3: MASSIVE pants dump
Step 4: Mag dump
Link Posted: 9/20/2009 4:07:23 PM EST
Originally Posted By Merrell:
Tell me these would not strike terror into the heart of every red-blooded, truck-driving, gravel-hauling, tobacco-chewing, Bud-drinking American Alpha male???





That actually looks strangely arousing. I would get some cabbage out of the refrigerator and ask it what a nice alpaca giant caterpillar like her was doing in a backyard like mine.
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