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Posted: 8/22/2005 11:41:56 PM EDT
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I have three you can have. |
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I bet those two are looking for new parents. |
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Wow. That is a set of parents that shouldnt have had kids before they finished torturing their pets.
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What he didn't tell you about the fertility drugs he's been puting in your food so you have twins or triplets ? |
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Pretty good. I just wish we'd seen more after he shut it off.
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Answer - "What is, we forgot the rubbers." |
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Outstanding!!!!
Almost as much fun as the guy dressing up as Darth Vader and scaring his wife (Link?) |
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that was great. man I can't wait until lilgh gets a tad bit bigger!
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Main Entry: own
Pronunciation: 'On Function: adjective Etymology: Middle English owen, from Old English Agen; akin to Old High German eigan own, Old Norse eiginn, Old English Agan to possess -- more at OWE 1 : belonging to oneself or itself -- usually used following a possessive case or possessive adjective <cooked my own dinner> 2 -- used to express immediate or direct kinship <an own son> <an own sister> |
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Many many years ago, I got my uncle good. My dad had a glow-in-the-dark skeleton mask, so I put it on, snuck into his room early one morning, got right in his face and screamed. He didn't come down off the ceiling for a week.
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I grew up in a rural area and, unknown to my parents, kept my trusty Ruger Standard Model .22 pistol in my headboard.
I'm afraid something like this would have made me "draw down" fer sure. |
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God, that was something my dad would've done....Whoooo, that kid was PISSED!!
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Agreed! Those parents have a very sick sense of humor. What's next....load the AR15 up w/ blanks and shoot them as they play in the yard??? |
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Shit, not a bad idea. |
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Scaring your kids is half the fun of being a dad. The other half is making up things if you don't know the answer to a question.
Calvin: Dad, how come old photographs are always black and white? Didn't they have color film back then? Calvin's Dad: Sure they did. In fact, those old photographs are in color. It's just that the world was black and white then. Calvin: Really? Calvin's Dad: Yep. The world didn't turn color until sometime in the 1930's and it was pretty grainy color there for a while. Calvin: But then why are old paintings in color? If the world was black and white, wouldn't artists have painted it that way? Calvin's Dad: Not necesarily. A lot of great artists were insane. Calvin: But... but how could they have painted in color anyway? Wouldn't their paints have been shades of gray back then? Calvin's Dad: Of course. But they turned colors like everything else did in the 30's. God Bless Bill Watterson. |
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Somewhere a cognitive therapist is watching this and planning his next boat purchase.
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And DHS is planning their next snatch and grab. |
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And then the leap behind the headboard. |
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Thats one sick parent, the kids will have phobias and nightmares the rest of their life.
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only problem now is when they're older and climb a bell tower with a rifle, it'll be the parents fault, still funny though!
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