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Posted: 12/30/2015 8:33:20 AM EDT
About New Jersey. Sure, we have the most retarded gun laws in the country and we can't pump our own gas, and we have the highest taxes in the country. Our people are complete and total assholes and we have shitholes like Camden, Newark, Paterson, Jersey City, Hoboken, Weehawken, North Bergen, Bergenfield and a slew of other craptastic cities. But at least we can buy a 20 oz. soda from a restaurant, have styrofoam, buy a toy gun, own a ferret and ride around on those stupid fucking hoverboard things.

While in NY, it's illegal to have a soda larger than 16 oz., illegal to buy a toy gun, illegal to have styrofoam, illegal to own a ferret (actually, I'm not so sure about this one), you aren't allowed to spit, you can't live with anymore than three unrelated people because it's illegal,  and it's now illegal to ride around on a dumb hoverboard thing. Yeah, just heard on the news this morning that those new fangled two wheel things that they call hoverboards are classified as vehicles and cannot be "driven" on the sidewalk but they also can't be "driven" on the road because they aren't registered. But get this, there is no way to actually register it as a vehicle so you can "drive" it on the street. Oh, sure, you see people using them on the sidewalk all the time. But they are breaking the law and operating a vehicle in New York without a license/registration. I think New York needs to make breathing illegal without a permit. But they also need to make it nearly impossible to get a permit for breathing.  

New York is officially the most retarded place on the planet.

Link Posted: 12/30/2015 8:35:52 AM EDT
LOL yankees. Bless your hearts.
Link Posted: 12/30/2015 8:37:09 AM EDT
That's the city silly.
Move to a free state.
Link Posted: 12/30/2015 8:37:45 AM EDT
Bergen county is the asshole of the entire planet. I'd rather live in fucking Baghdad than go back to that hell on earth.
Link Posted: 12/30/2015 8:38:10 AM EDT
Worst.City.EVER.
Link Posted: 12/30/2015 8:45:59 AM EDT
NY state flower:






NJ state flower:



Just sayin.
Link Posted: 12/30/2015 8:46:38 AM EDT
You have obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a fuck.
Link Posted: 12/30/2015 8:48:24 AM EDT
Link Posted: 12/30/2015 8:51:55 AM EDT
Lolwut?  OP made pretty much all of that up.  And all just to make New Jersey look good?

OP fistpumps and has orange skin, no doubt.

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Link Posted: 12/30/2015 8:53:48 AM EDT
We can open carry here, but I ain't bragging about this place.  
Link Posted: 12/30/2015 8:56:48 AM EDT
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well, if it makes you feel better, WILDWOOD was a freakin Blast in the 70's





Link Posted: 12/30/2015 8:58:20 AM EDT
As the sun starts to set, look in that direction.  Go that way.  But stop before you get all the way to the end.

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My idea of border control?




Shut down all the bridges on the Delaware.




Is your address toity toid n toid street?
Link Posted: 12/30/2015 9:09:51 AM EDT
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NC is fast headed in that direction.. it's not like it's some bastion of the south...
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Originally Posted By NY_Shooter:
Lolwut?  OP made pretty much all of that up.  And all just to make New Jersey look good?

OP fistpumps and has orange skin, no doubt.

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Make no mistake, I'm not trying to make NJ look good. This place is a shithole.

NY Outlaws/Bans/Makes Hoverboards Illegal
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best thing EVER that came out of NJ...
Link Posted: 12/30/2015 9:18:28 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By dogsplat:
My idea of border control?


Shut down all the bridges on the Delaware.


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Those bridges should have been blown up 30 years ago. But....one of them would swim across eventually and the rest would just walk across the oil slick created from the swimmer.
Link Posted: 12/30/2015 9:19:11 AM EDT
You can keep both of them.
Link Posted: 12/30/2015 9:20:56 AM EDT
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NC is fast headed in that direction.. it's not like it's some bastion of the south...
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Originally Posted By pdb27127:
LOL yankees. Bless your hearts.


NC is fast headed in that direction.. it's not like it's some bastion of the south...


was about to say the same..they were proud of their "Progressive" growth 15 years ago when the banksters started taking over Charlotte..
Link Posted: 12/30/2015 9:23:18 AM EDT
I have been here my entire life, the ONLY thing good about it is the jobs, unfortunately we also have a large population of FSA.

Link Posted: 12/30/2015 9:25:50 AM EDT
Sorry, but I stopped at "New Jersey".

Link Posted: 12/30/2015 9:28:04 AM EDT
dude you are trying to make your pile of shit look tastier because it doesn't have as many nuts stuck in it as ours.  

either way we both have a giant shit sandwich
Link Posted: 12/30/2015 9:28:22 AM EDT
Who the hell would live in these places.
Link Posted: 12/30/2015 9:32:48 AM EDT
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Those of us that still have excellent paying jobs or have ailing Parent(s) that won't budge.

Whenever I hear of someone planning on moving here, I do this
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Says the guy from South NY.
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Originally Posted By Ciraxis:
dude you are trying to make your pile of shit look tastier because it doesn't have as many nuts stuck in it as ours.  

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Absolutely not. I know and accept NJ sucks. The problem lies in the fact that 99.9% of New Yorkers actually believe their state is awesome.

Let's be clear here, NJ sucks. I hate NJ and there is absolutely nothing good about NJ. I just find it funny that NY bans everything.
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Absolutely not. I know and accept NJ sucks. The problem lies in the fact that 99.9% of New Yorkers actually believe their state is awesome.

Let's be clear here, NJ sucks. I hate NJ and there is absolutely nothing good about NJ. I just find it funny that NY bans everything.
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Originally Posted By Ciraxis:
dude you are trying to make your pile of shit look tastier because it doesn't have as many nuts stuck in it as ours.  

either way we both have a giant shit sandwich


Absolutely not. I know and accept NJ sucks. The problem lies in the fact that 99.9% of New Yorkers actually believe their state is awesome.

Let's be clear here, NJ sucks. I hate NJ and there is absolutely nothing good about NJ. I just find it funny that NY bans everything.



the state itself is awesome, its the laws and politics that fucking suck here.   NYC takes the stupidity of NY state and multiplies it.  

Most of the shit you posted in the OP only applies to NYC, not NY state.   I know the two get confusing for people that can't understand that, having the same name and all, its a real struggle
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Originally Posted By NY_Shooter:
Lolwut?  OP made pretty much all of that up.  And all just to make New Jersey look good?

OP fistpumps and has orange skin, no doubt.

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Originally Posted By Ciraxis:



the state itself is awesome, its the laws and politics that fucking suck here.   NYC takes the stupidity of NY state and multiplies it.  

Most of the shit you posted in the OP only applies to NYC, not NY state.   I know the two get confusing for people that can't understand that, having the same name and all, its a real struggle
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Originally Posted By Ciraxis:
Originally Posted By TheTallest:
Originally Posted By Ciraxis:
dude you are trying to make your pile of shit look tastier because it doesn't have as many nuts stuck in it as ours.  

either way we both have a giant shit sandwich


Absolutely not. I know and accept NJ sucks. The problem lies in the fact that 99.9% of New Yorkers actually believe their state is awesome.

Let's be clear here, NJ sucks. I hate NJ and there is absolutely nothing good about NJ. I just find it funny that NY bans everything.



the state itself is awesome, its the laws and politics that fucking suck here.   NYC takes the stupidity of NY state and multiplies it.  

Most of the shit you posted in the OP only applies to NYC, not NY state.   I know the two get confusing for people that can't understand that, having the same name and all, its a real struggle

I understand where you're coming from. I love how people think all of NJ is a city. There's a lot of farm land in this state. Granted, it doesn't change the fact that as a whole, NJ sucks though.
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Originally Posted By Bobby_the_Hun:


I have been here my entire life, the ONLY thing good about it is the jobs, unfortunately we also have a large population of FSA.



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There are not many places in NJ  that you can not commute to from PA...It only covers about the size of my area code.

 
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All the Half Backs are changing your State.

 
Link Posted: 12/30/2015 10:07:33 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By AKCory762:
Originally Posted By NY_Shooter:
Lolwut?  OP made pretty much all of that up.  And all just to make New Jersey look good?

OP fistpumps and has orange skin, no doubt.

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I'll bet he spits on the sidewalk with impunity, law be damned, just as his foreign forebears did
Link Posted: 12/30/2015 10:09:59 AM EDT
Well, you covered the very best things about both Sates, I think.

Now, kindly explain why such places are allowed to exist in these United States

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Originally Posted By pdb27127:
LOL yankees. Bless your hearts.




I have several co workers (yankees) coming your way.  They all tell me how great Tennessee is.  About half are conservative gun owners and shooters the other half not so much.
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Originally Posted By TheTallest:



Make no mistake, I'm not trying to make NJ look good. This place is a shithole.

NY Outlaws/Bans/Makes Hoverboards Illegal
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Originally Posted By TheTallest:
Originally Posted By NY_Shooter:
Lolwut?  OP made pretty much all of that up.  And all just to make New Jersey look good?

OP fistpumps and has orange skin, no doubt.

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Make no mistake, I'm not trying to make NJ look good. This place is a shithole.

NY Outlaws/Bans/Makes Hoverboards Illegal


At least be clear and say NYC.  None of the things you mentioned apply to the rest of the state.

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Link Posted: 12/30/2015 10:28:04 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By Brohawk:
So the slogan is: "New Jersey - not quite as crappy as NYC?"

Cute.
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No shit.  

Sounds like an Arab woman saying Sharia in U.A.E. is better than Sharia law in Saudi.
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Originally Posted By AKCory762:
Originally Posted By NY_Shooter:
Lolwut?  OP made pretty much all of that up.  And all just to make New Jersey look good?

OP fistpumps and has orange skin, no doubt.

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The guy who started the "Come at me, bro!" saying.  Gotta give him credit for that.
Link Posted: 12/30/2015 10:31:02 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By kabal57:


NC is fast headed in that direction.. it's not like it's some bastion of the south...
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Originally Posted By pdb27127:
LOL yankees. Bless your hearts.


NC is fast headed in that direction.. it's not like it's some bastion of the south...


Tell us more, O Seer Of The Old North State. We're on a rocket train to NY/NJ status with our Republican Governor and Legislature, right?
We can't OC or CC, right? We have mag limits and neutered AR's, right? No right to own NFA, right? Our laws have become MORE restrictive
over time, right?

NC is not, nor has it ever been, say, Mississippi or Georgia, but we will NEVER become as fucked up as NY or NJ. Forget it.
We are very nice people.....until you fuck with us.

Funny talk from one of the few WV's who are NOT living in NC.
Link Posted: 12/30/2015 10:33:34 AM EDT
New Jersey where everybody identifies themselves by which exit they live off of.
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New Jersey where everybody identifies themselves by which exit they live off of.
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Weird because I don't live off an exit.
Link Posted: 12/30/2015 10:52:20 AM EDT
You forgot to add that you talk funny and it's always a dead giveaway to where you're from
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Originally Posted By mysticookiebear:
Worst.City.EVER.
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Mogadishu?
Link Posted: 12/30/2015 10:59:43 AM EDT
No hard feelings but ummm... Fuck NJ and NY
Link Posted: 12/30/2015 11:02:38 AM EDT
I miss Ocean City and Great Adventure. Cheese steaks and soft pretzels. my family... well most of them.
the pineys can to hell.
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Mogadishu?
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Originally Posted By mysticookiebear:
Worst.City.EVER.

Mogadishu?


Open and concealed carry without permits, cheap housing and generally low cost of living.
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I could, Exit 19, Highway 295 ( 4 miles away )
Link Posted: 12/30/2015 12:21:55 PM EDT
Are they even different places? I picture the entire east coast as just one huge clusterfuck where I have no desire to ever go.
Link Posted: 12/30/2015 12:30:32 PM EDT
New Jersey - slightly less fucked up than New York.




If that isn't  new slogan for the tourism board to use I don't know what is.
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Originally Posted By JVD:
New Jersey - slightly less fucked up than New York.




If that isn't  new slogan for the tourism board to use I don't know what is.
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Only NYC, New York smells like urine.  The entire state of New Jersey smells like urine.

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