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Posted: 8/5/2005 12:32:47 PM EDT
On my window at work:
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 12:35:35 PM EDT
I have sent my spies after you
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 12:37:08 PM EDT
Looks as if hes asking- "Are you threatening me?"
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 12:37:11 PM EDT
Kewl mantis!
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 12:38:03 PM EDT
I wish I had cool bugs on my window at work.
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 12:38:25 PM EDT
AHHHHH!!!! SHTF!!! TEOTWAWKI!!!
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 12:39:22 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DzlBenz:
On my window at work:
img.photobucket.com/albums/v226/DzlBenz/Mantis2.jpgimg.photobucket.com/albums/v226/DzlBenz/Mantis.jpg



boring day today eh?

Link Posted: 8/5/2005 12:39:42 PM EDT
I can't be the first to say it....

"Draw Down!"
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 12:40:17 PM EDT

Originally Posted By AimSmall:

Originally Posted By DzlBenz:
On my window at work:
img.photobucket.com/albums/v226/DzlBenz/Mantis2.jpgimg.photobucket.com/albums/v226/DzlBenz/Mantis.jpg



boring day today eh?


[DeNiro] Li'l bit ... li'l bit. [/DeNiro]
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 12:42:07 PM EDT
Mantis remind me of this little guy:


Johnny 5 is aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 12:43:06 PM EDT
He's just the scout. The rest of the team is preparing the assualt.
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 12:45:01 PM EDT
The invasion has begun.........call the Starship Troopers!!!
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 12:46:36 PM EDT
I'd have a broken window, a dead mantis, and a police report for firing a shotgun out a window....
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 12:47:09 PM EDT
If it's female then DO NOT have intimate relations with her.

They are known to eat the head of the male when done. And i ain't talkin about the little one.

Link Posted: 8/5/2005 12:50:03 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 12:51:17 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Mantis_51:
I have sent my spies after you



Link Posted: 8/5/2005 12:51:31 PM EDT
"All of your insects are belonging to us."
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 12:52:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SPTiger:
AHHHHH!!!! SHTF!!! TEOTWAWKI!!!



I get SHTF and i get teotwawki. what does 'AHHHHHH' mean?
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 12:55:43 PM EDT
Kill it, NOW before it gets any bigger!



Link Posted: 8/5/2005 12:56:28 PM EDT
Mantises are cool...I had a pet one named Fred for about 6 mos...he wandered into the house one 4th of July. He live in the kitchen, and would hang upside down from under the kitchen counters. He met an untimely end when he decided to check out the oven...someone left it open during a football game, right before he pre-heated it...so when he went back, closed the door and fired it up, poor old Fred was toast.

He was about 7" at that point, and quite handsome as Mantises go.
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 12:59:28 PM EDT
SENSEI!

The Mantis looks as if he is praying, he assumes that posture before he kills.
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 1:06:17 PM EDT
Double trouble ( I couldn't resist):

Link Posted: 8/5/2005 1:07:24 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Echo_Hotel:
Double trouble ( I couldn't resist):

img.photobucket.com/albums/0603/Dwoog34/TroubleOutside.jpg

Oh, SNAP! Gotta go!
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 1:08:13 PM EDT
Zombie Mantis!
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 1:14:26 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 1:16:55 PM EDT
Watch out, the female kills it's partner after sex.
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 1:21:27 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Echo_Hotel:
Double trouble ( I couldn't resist):

img.photobucket.com/albums/0603/Dwoog34/TroubleOutside.jpg



Link Posted: 8/5/2005 1:25:01 PM EDT

Originally Posted By out-a-ammo:
tinypic.com/a1mjvl.jpg

Right here, Milton!


Link Posted: 8/5/2005 1:27:07 PM EDT
Actually, that's a Praying mantis.

I guess they'll move this to the Religion Forum.

Link Posted: 8/5/2005 1:28:24 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/5/2005 1:28:42 PM EDT by Leisure_Shoot]
They are an endangered species, I believe.
So don't shoot it.
The fines would be worse than the shotgun in the city limits penalty.
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 1:31:19 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 8/5/2005 1:35:48 PM EDT by cluster]

Originally Posted By DzlBenz:

Originally Posted By out-a-ammo:
tinypic.com/a1mjvl.jpg

Right here, Milton!

img.photobucket.com/albums/v226/DzlBenz/RedStapler.jpg



damn...thats a long ass thumb!!!!!!!!!

ETA:

and what phone did you take that pic with?

Link Posted: 8/5/2005 1:32:22 PM EDT

Originally Posted By cluster:

Originally Posted By DzlBenz:

Originally Posted By out-a-ammo:
tinypic.com/a1mjvl.jpg

Right here, Milton!

img.photobucket.com/albums/v226/DzlBenz/RedStapler.jpg



thats a long ass thumb!!!!!!!!!



+1.

I think the bug is scared of the long fingered freak!
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 1:38:38 PM EDT

Originally Posted By cluster:
damn...thats a long ass thumb!!!!!!!!!

ETA:

and what phone did you take that pic with?




Well, you know what they say big hands and big feet mean, right?

Big gloves and big shoes.

Today's weapon of choice:
Link Posted: 8/5/2005 1:45:44 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Old_Painless:
Actually, that's a Praying mantis.

I guess they'll move this to the Religion Forum.




Everything woulda been fine until you brought that up....

Way to go O_P


Link Posted: 8/5/2005 2:03:47 PM EDT
Cut the top of its jeep off
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