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Posted: 2/15/2006 8:51:06 PM EDT
Saw some NO transplants in Houston yesterday, they were driving a four door Lincoln Continental

Yeah, they were at the gas station when I got there
they were there when I paid for my gas
they were there when I pumped my gas
they were there when I finished and drove off

There were two of them playing scratch-off lottery tickets the whole time
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 8:59:19 PM EDT
[#1]
And I'll bet you just KNEW they were NO transplants.
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 8:59:31 PM EDT
[#2]
Did they have t-shirts on that said "Katrina Refugees" or sumthin?
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 9:01:42 PM EDT
[#3]

Quoted:
And I'll bet you just KNEW they were NO transplants.



from the sise of thier tiny yankee belt buckles!

Link Posted: 2/15/2006 9:02:27 PM EDT
[#4]

Quoted:
And I'll bet you just KNEW they were NO transplants.



Well, the license plates on the car were the first clue
the accents they spoke with were the second clue
and........I felt they were credible when they stated it
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 9:05:57 PM EDT
[#5]

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And I'll bet you just KNEW they were NO transplants.



Well, the license plates on the car were the first clue
the accents they spoke with were the second clue
and........I felt they were credible when they stated it



No,no,no, I don't think you can go by that.


Link Posted: 2/15/2006 9:07:07 PM EDT
[#6]
Funny ha ha or funny like you are trying to be cool by making shit up?  Was this a "wassap,  we're from NO bitch", or a well, you are black and look poor, so you must be from NO?
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 9:07:20 PM EDT
[#7]
You've got to love this country.

Link Posted: 2/15/2006 9:13:36 PM EDT
[#8]

Quoted:
Funny ha ha or funny like you are trying to be cool by making shit up?  Was this a "wassap,  we're from NO bitch", or a well, you are black and look poor, so you must be from NO?



It was a NICE four door Lincoln Continental, and why\how did you decide they were black?
eta: did you just "make shit up"?
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 9:14:45 PM EDT
[#9]
tag
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 9:20:13 PM EDT
[#10]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Funny ha ha or funny like you are trying to be cool by making shit up?  Was this a "wassap,  we're from NO bitch", or a well, you are black and look poor, so you must be from NO?



It was a NICE four door Lincoln Continental, and why\how did you decide they were black? hr


I'm da po-leese, don't you know we're all racist?

Stay safe.

ETA:

So was I right, or did my training and experience fail me?
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 9:23:07 PM EDT
[#11]

Quoted:
Saw some NO transplants in Houston yesterday, they were driving a four door Lincoln Continental

Yeah, they were at the gas station when I got there
they were there when I paid for my gas
they were there when I pumped my gas
they were there when I finished and drove off

There were two of them playing scratch-off lottery tickets the whole time



did they say thank you tou you, as a taxpayer?
if not, then did you say your welcome, anyway?
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 9:27:35 PM EDT
[#12]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Saw some NO transplants in Houston yesterday, they were driving a four door Lincoln Continental

Yeah, they were at the gas station when I got there
they were there when I paid for my gas
they were there when I pumped my gas
they were there when I finished and drove off

There were two of them playing scratch-off lottery tickets the whole time



did they say thank you tou you, as a taxpayer?
if not, then did you say your welcome, anyway?



I merely marveled at their money making method
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 9:39:38 PM EDT
[#13]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Saw some NO transplants in Houston yesterday, they were driving a four door Lincoln Continental

Yeah, they were at the gas station when I got there
they were there when I paid for my gas
they were there when I pumped my gas
they were there when I finished and drove off

There were two of them playing scratch-off lottery tickets the whole time



did they say thank you tou you, as a taxpayer?
if not, then did you say your welcome, anyway?



I merely marveled at their our money making wasting method




I am sure this is what you meant
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 9:40:21 PM EDT
[#14]

Quoted:

Quoted:
Funny ha ha or funny like you are trying to be cool by making shit up?  Was this a "wassap,  we're from NO bitch", or a well, you are black and look poor, so you must be from NO?



It was a NICE four door Lincoln Continental, and why\how did you decide they were black?
eta: did you just "make shit up"?



Go back to your clan meeting. Stop being so ignorant
Link Posted: 2/15/2006 9:48:22 PM EDT
[#15]
It's not known if these people where on goverment assistance, all that we know is the fact they are bad at math and play the lottery.
Link Posted: 2/17/2006 9:52:15 PM EDT
[#16]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Funny ha ha or funny like you are trying to be cool by making shit up?  Was this a "wassap,  we're from NO bitch", or a well, you are black and look poor, so you must be from NO?



It was a NICE four door Lincoln Continental, and why\how did you decide they were black?



I'm da po-leese, don't you know we're all racist?

Stay safe.

ETA:

So was I right, or did my training and experience fail me?



Black female approx 5'4" 250lbs 30 years old
Black male approx 5'8" 120lbs 15 years old

You did get the "makin shit up" part and the dialog wrong
Link Posted: 2/17/2006 9:52:49 PM EDT
[#17]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Funny ha ha or funny like you are trying to be cool by making shit up?  Was this a "wassap,  we're from NO bitch", or a well, you are black and look poor, so you must be from NO?



It was a NICE four door Lincoln Continental, and why\how did you decide they were black?
eta: did you just "make shit up"?



Go back to your clan meeting. Stop being so ignorant



FOAD
Link Posted: 2/17/2006 9:54:16 PM EDT
[#18]

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There were two of them playing scratch-off lottery tickets the whole time





If you know a better way then the lottery to get off welfare Id like to hear it
Link Posted: 2/17/2006 9:57:09 PM EDT
[#19]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Quoted:
Funny ha ha or funny like you are trying to be cool by making shit up?  Was this a "wassap,  we're from NO bitch", or a well, you are black and look poor, so you must be from NO?



It was a NICE four door Lincoln Continental, and why\how did you decide they were black?
eta: did you just "make shit up"?



Go back to your clan meeting. Stop being so ignorant




Link Posted: 2/17/2006 10:27:07 PM EDT
[#20]

Quoted:

Quoted:

There were two of them playing scratch-off lottery tickets the whole time



If you know a better way then the lottery to get off welfare Id like to hear it



If you are serious I will try to give you some ideas

The lottery is a tax on people that are no good at math

Playing the lottery is probably the WORST way to get off welfare

It sucks your money, time and effort and returns nothing of value
(except for the "one in 10Million" or so, that actually win)
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