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Posted: 8/2/2005 11:54:17 AM EDT
It may not accurately reflect the flow chart, but it said


Yes, the Marine Corps is a department of the Navy. It's the Men's Department.


Link Posted: 8/2/2005 11:57:11 AM EDT
True.
Link Posted: 8/2/2005 11:57:20 AM EDT
I told my dad that one when I was a young PFC in the Marines. He was a CDR in the Navy. He didn't get the humor out of it quite like I did. I still like that one.
Link Posted: 8/2/2005 12:07:03 PM EDT
Use it all the time....
Link Posted: 8/2/2005 12:07:49 PM EDT
Old as the hills, but always a classic.
Link Posted: 8/2/2005 12:10:25 PM EDT
That bumper sticker is just pointing out undisputable facts
Link Posted: 8/2/2005 12:10:48 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/2/2005 12:12:07 PM EDT
Link Posted: 8/2/2005 12:14:05 PM EDT
I've never known a Marine who was a pansy, but there are some pansy Navy guys out there.
Link Posted: 8/2/2005 12:27:59 PM EDT
My dad stomped a Marines a$$ one time .......he wasnt that tough.

he tried to judo kick my dad in the balls caught him in the leg the Marine then

felt the sting of my paws fist on his jaw,as quickly as that guy hit the ground

my paw was stradling him blow after blow insued untill my brothers drug him off.

never forget the sight of that dudes head bouncing off the pavement as mt dad

beat down that guy.


my dad was a preacher too.however his days before he got saved he had plenty of fights.

just a funny .....to me.... story
Link Posted: 8/2/2005 12:30:17 PM EDT
wow dude your dad is sooooooo cool.
Link Posted: 8/2/2005 12:31:37 PM EDT
i knew that would piss a few off but it was sooooooo cool.
Link Posted: 8/2/2005 12:34:29 PM EDT
my favorite Marine joke:

Q. "Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?"
A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"
Link Posted: 8/2/2005 12:34:39 PM EDT
I saw one that said "Dying a natural death is for Pussies: USMC".
Link Posted: 8/2/2005 12:36:18 PM EDT
2nd favorite marine joke

A Marine and an Airman are walking down a country rode when the Airman spots a goat standing by the side of the road with its horns caught between the rails of the fence. The Airman looks at the Marine and says, "Man, I've always wanted to give that a try." He looks around, sees there's nobody nearby, then drops his pants and proceeds to sodomize the hapless goat. When he's done, he pulls his pants up, grins at the Marine, and says "Okay, your turn." --So the Marine sticks his head through the fence.
Link Posted: 8/2/2005 12:40:57 PM EDT
2nd favorite marine joke

A Marine and an Airman are walking down a country rode when the Airman spots a goat standing by the side of the road with its horns caught between the rails of the fence. The Airman looks at the Marine and says, "Man, I've always wanted to give that a try." He looks around, sees there's nobody nearby, then drops his pants and proceeds to sodomize the hapless goat. When he's done, he pulls his pants up, grins at the Marine, and says "Okay, your turn." --So the Marine sticks his head through the fence.



thats pretty funny.
Link Posted: 8/2/2005 12:42:49 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Dino:
2nd favorite marine joke

A Marine and an Airman are walking down a country rode when the Airman spots a goat standing by the side of the road with its horns caught between the rails of the fence. The Airman looks at the Marine and says, "Man, I've always wanted to give that a try." He looks around, sees there's nobody nearby, then drops his pants and proceeds to sodomize the hapless goat. When he's done, he pulls his pants up, grins at the Marine, and says "Okay, your turn." --So the Marine sticks his head through the fence.



LMMFAO

A Ranger and a Marine are in a public restroom, taking a leak. The Ranger finishes his business, zips up, and proceeds to leave.

As he does, the Marine says, " In the Marine Corps, they teach us to wash our hands after takin a piss."

"Oh yeah?" says the Ranger, "In Ranger school, they teach us not to piss on our hands!"
Link Posted: 8/2/2005 12:44:56 PM EDT
How do you get rid of a whole platoon of jarheads?

You line a brick wall with sand and tell 'em to charge the beaches!
Link Posted: 8/2/2005 12:45:02 PM EDT
LOL. That's pretty good.
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