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Posted: 12/17/2010 4:33:49 AM EDT
Holy crap!
Link Posted: 12/17/2010 4:34:33 AM EDT
[#1]
You just watched it for the 3-titted mutants...

 
Link Posted: 12/17/2010 4:35:27 AM EDT
[#2]
Two weeks.

ETA

How would one go about titty-fucking a three-titted mutant woman?

Link Posted: 12/17/2010 4:38:22 AM EDT
[#3]
Its like one of my top 10 Arnold movies
Link Posted: 12/17/2010 4:40:26 AM EDT
[#4]
Quoted:
Two weeks.
ETA
How would one go about titty-fucking a three-titted mutant woman?


Between the left pair or the right pair?  Easy choice:  Do both.

Of course now you have to choose which side to do first.
Link Posted: 12/17/2010 4:41:49 AM EDT
[#5]
Quoted:
Two weeks.
ETA
How would one go about titty-fucking a three-titted mutant woman?


Reserved for two dicked mutant guys.
Link Posted: 12/17/2010 4:42:37 AM EDT
[#6]
Quoted:
Two weeks.
ETA
How would one go about titty-fucking a three-titted mutant woman?


With a friend?



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Link Posted: 12/17/2010 4:44:23 AM EDT
[#7]
Some of the "predictions" in that movie got pretty close.





Wall TVs, airport scanners.
Link Posted: 12/17/2010 5:08:02 AM EDT
[#8]
Link Posted: 12/17/2010 5:28:21 AM EDT
[#9]
Only around 20 years late - That's not that bad...   - but still is a good movie.   You gotta love the mutants..
Link Posted: 12/17/2010 5:28:37 AM EDT
[#10]
I waunt to gooo to Marhhhs.
Link Posted: 12/17/2010 5:29:14 AM EDT
[#11]
"Get your ass to Mars."  
Link Posted: 12/17/2010 5:29:25 AM EDT
[#12]
Talk about a movie that didn't hold up well.

Young Sharon Stone is pretty hot, though.
Link Posted: 12/17/2010 5:31:13 AM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:
You just watched it for the 3-titted mutants...  


And "Thumbelina"  dont EVER forget thumbelina.....
Link Posted: 12/17/2010 5:32:53 AM EDT
[#14]
Quoted:
Talk about a movie that didn't hold up well.

Young Sharon Stone is pretty hot, though.


You didn't take a ride in a Johny Cab today?
Link Posted: 12/17/2010 5:34:21 AM EDT
[#15]
Quoted:
Talk about a movie that didn't hold up well.

Young Sharon Stone is pretty hot, though.


Check Her out in "Irreconcilable Differences"


Many socks died in her homage when I was 13.
Link Posted: 12/17/2010 5:38:27 AM EDT
[#16]
"Hey man, i've got five kids to feed"

"I dont pay you enough to think"

"Give these people air!"

"If I'm not me, who the Hell am I?"
Link Posted: 12/17/2010 5:38:29 AM EDT
[#17]





Link Posted: 12/17/2010 5:42:30 AM EDT
[#18]
welcome to manhood
Link Posted: 12/17/2010 5:46:06 AM EDT
[#19]
Just now? Dear god man please tell me that you've seen Commando!!
Link Posted: 12/17/2010 5:50:45 AM EDT
[#20]
"Consider it a divorce."

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Link Posted: 12/17/2010 5:52:49 AM EDT
[#21]
Baby, you make me wish I had three hands.

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Link Posted: 12/17/2010 5:53:02 AM EDT
[#22]



Quoted:


Two weeks.

ETA

How would one go about titty-fucking a three-titted mutant woman?




ARMY fucking.














Left, right, left, right, left, right........



 
Link Posted: 12/17/2010 5:55:21 AM EDT
[#23]
I saw that movie at a movie house in the delaware water gap area.

Some kid threw his soda in this high arc that landed exactly right on the head of another kid like 100 feet away, blew up like a soda grenade

It's one of the rare times in my life I was looking exactly in the right direction to clearly see an entire event like that, from start to finish.


aside from that, the movie was completely epic
Link Posted: 12/17/2010 5:56:11 AM EDT
[#24]



Quoted:


You just watched it for the 3-titted mutants...  


I think I saw her in a Hustler layout in the 80's. She went by the name Tina the 3 titted woman.



 
Link Posted: 12/17/2010 5:58:01 AM EDT
[#25]
Went to get a movie out of my mom's room when I was 12 or so.  Picked up what I thought was Total Recall.  Popped it in the VCR and up came some dude railing this chick dressed as mutants and shit. It ended up being Total Reball.

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Link Posted: 12/17/2010 5:58:32 AM EDT
[#26]
Quoted:
Just now? Dear god man please tell me that you've seen Commando!!


Yes, where have you been for the last 20 years
Link Posted: 12/17/2010 6:03:41 AM EDT
[#27]
Quoted:
Some of the "predictions" in that movie got pretty close.

Wall TVs, airport scanners.

Also large amounts of water ice just under the surface of Mars.
Link Posted: 12/17/2010 6:22:06 AM EDT
[#28]




Quoted:

Just now? Dear god man please tell me that you've seen Commando!!




What's Commando ?
Link Posted: 12/17/2010 6:37:58 AM EDT
[#29]
"Open your miiiiiiind"
Link Posted: 12/17/2010 6:48:12 AM EDT
[#30]
I just love these "I watched a cult classic film...and it was actually good, go figure."



Have you heard about Boondock Saints?
Link Posted: 12/17/2010 7:01:18 AM EDT
[#31]
Quoted:

Quoted:
Just now? Dear god man please tell me that you've seen Commando!!


What's Commando ?


Son, I'm disappoint

How old are you???
Link Posted: 12/17/2010 7:11:42 AM EDT
[#32]
See you at the party, Richter!
Link Posted: 12/17/2010 7:15:52 AM EDT
[#33]




Quoted:



Quoted:





Quoted:

Just now? Dear god man please tell me that you've seen Commando!!




What's Commando ?




Son, I'm disappoint



How old are you???




Your a funny guy Sully I like you.That's why I'm going to kill you last.
Link Posted: 12/17/2010 7:16:55 AM EDT
[#34]
Meh, I thought it was a HORRIBLE, HORRIBLE movie.



Link Posted: 12/17/2010 7:28:36 AM EDT
[#35]
I thought it was his best film.  Verhoven as director was also at the top of his game.

A little trivia.  Total recall was one of the last movies made using small models and miniature sets before CGI took over.
Link Posted: 12/17/2010 7:40:44 AM EDT
[#36]
Quoted:
Went to get a movie out of my mom's room when I was 12 or so.  Picked up what I thought was Total Recall.  Popped it in the VCR and up came some dude railing this chick dressed as mutants and shit. It ended up being Total Reball.

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Link Posted: 12/17/2010 7:41:10 AM EDT
[#37]
Quoted:
Went to get a movie out of my mom's room when I was 12 or so.  Picked up what I thought was Total Recall.  Popped it in the VCR and up came some dude railing this chick dressed as mutants and shit. It ended up being Total Reball.

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Link Posted: 12/17/2010 7:41:11 AM EDT
[#38]
Somebody who knows how to embedd

embed this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVvA_nErFcA
Link Posted: 12/17/2010 7:44:01 AM EDT
[#39]
more trivia...the airport scanner scene was the most expensive scene of the entire movie
Link Posted: 12/17/2010 7:44:20 AM EDT
[#40]



Quoted:


Somebody who knows how to embedd



embed this:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVvA_nErFcA






 
Link Posted: 12/17/2010 7:44:26 AM EDT
[#41]
I have to admit to a perverse desire to own one of those funky looking pistols they used
Link Posted: 12/17/2010 7:44:53 AM EDT
[#42]
aiiir!




Link Posted: 12/17/2010 7:45:55 AM EDT
[#43]






Quoted:





Quoted:



Quoted:





Quoted:

Just now? Dear god man please tell me that you've seen Commando!!




What's Commando ?




Son, I'm disappoint



How old are you???




Your a funny guy Sully I like you.That's why I'm going to kill you last.


Whew! Was starting to get worried for a moment there!




yeah...I lost
Link Posted: 12/17/2010 7:56:09 AM EDT
[#44]
more trivia...the airport scanner scene was the most expensive scene of the entire movie
Link Posted: 12/17/2010 8:01:00 AM EDT
[#45]
Good movie and we used to have a thing called the Space Program.   Also, Marky Mark is the Shooter.  No shit!
Link Posted: 12/17/2010 8:01:17 AM EDT
[#46]
Quoted:
more trivia...the airport scanner scene was the most expensive scene of the entire movie


They could have coughed up the dough to hire a bunch of extras to stand around in blue shirts and act like assholes.
Link Posted: 12/17/2010 8:08:13 AM EDT
[#47]



Quoted:


wish we could all design a women that we want.


Wanton and demure.



 
Link Posted: 12/17/2010 9:53:00 AM EDT
[#48]
That is so weird! I just saw it at a pawn shop wed. They have a stack of flicks that I'm picking up today on sale 4 for 10bucks.
Thanks for the reminder!
Link Posted: 12/17/2010 9:56:30 AM EDT
[#49]
"Nuh uh sister. We're having you fixed. You're going to be respectful, compliant, and appreciative. The way a woman should be"
Link Posted: 12/17/2010 9:57:39 AM EDT
[#50]
Quoted:
I saw that movie at a movie house in the delaware water gap area.

Some kid threw his soda in this high arc that landed exactly right on the head of another kid like 100 feet away, blew up like a soda grenade

It's one of the rare times in my life I was looking exactly in the right direction to clearly see an entire event like that, from start to finish.


aside from that, the movie was completely epic


Dude,I'm laughing ky ass off over here! Got a perfect mental image of that!
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