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Posted: 3/12/2005 6:28:12 PM EDT






I'm waiting............

Link Posted: 3/12/2005 6:29:14 PM EDT
Was it wrong of me to post a picture of my ass on the internet?


Link Posted: 3/12/2005 6:30:07 PM EDT
My girl lives too far away...
Link Posted: 3/12/2005 6:31:27 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/12/2005 6:34:09 PM EDT by m-dc]
Was there a ARFCOM recruiting drive latley?
Link Posted: 3/12/2005 6:31:58 PM EDT

Originally Posted By DK-Prof:
Was it wrong of me to post a picture of my ass on the internet?






Not at all.....I see you grew a mustash...


Doctor Sgtar15 MD, PhD, & DMF
Link Posted: 3/12/2005 6:32:22 PM EDT
Does it always burn when you pee??
Link Posted: 3/12/2005 6:32:55 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/12/2005 6:33:16 PM EDT by sgtar15]

Originally Posted By MrMaeda:
My girl lives too far away...



Um....you must be newlyweds....because I do NOT see the problem.


Doctor Sgtar15 MD, PhD, & DMF
Link Posted: 3/12/2005 6:34:31 PM EDT
I can't stop photoshopping TheRedGoat!

I think I might be addicted. HELP!

GM
Link Posted: 3/12/2005 6:34:44 PM EDT
I'm looking for something new and different to mix with my vodka, any suggestions?



Link Posted: 3/12/2005 6:34:49 PM EDT

Originally Posted By m-dc:
Was there a ARFCOM recruiting drive latley?



Yes...check the Team Forum for when the latest virgin sacrifice is scheduled.

Coffee and donuts to be served in the small hall after wards.

Doctor Sgtar15 MD, PhD, & DMF
Link Posted: 3/12/2005 6:34:50 PM EDT
i'm hungry
Link Posted: 3/12/2005 6:35:21 PM EDT
How are you tonight?
Link Posted: 3/12/2005 6:35:47 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/12/2005 6:36:32 PM EDT by sgtar15]

Originally Posted By J_Smith:
Does it always burn when you pee??




just for you...........





Doctor Sgatr15 MD, PhD, & DMF
Link Posted: 3/12/2005 6:36:50 PM EDT
Is it wrong that I am scared to death of the Texas belt buckel trend?
Link Posted: 3/12/2005 6:37:04 PM EDT

Originally Posted By goodmedicine:
I can't stop photoshopping TheRedGoat!

I think I might be addicted. HELP!

GM



Help is one the way...have fun with this





Doc Sarge
Link Posted: 3/12/2005 6:37:47 PM EDT

Originally Posted By NH_AR_Shooter:
I'm looking for something new and different to mix with my vodka, any suggestions?






Cranberry juice.

Or if you have pubic hair.....ice.


Doctor Sgatr15 MD, PhD, & DMF
Link Posted: 3/12/2005 6:39:43 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Penguin_101:
How are you tonight?




Shake shake shake....shake shake





Everybody, get on the floor, let's dance!
Don't fight your feelings, give yourself a chance!
Shake shake shake, shake shake shake,
Shake your booty! Shake your booty!
Oh, shake shake shake, shake shake shake,
Shake your booty! Shake your booty.
You can, you can do it very well.
You're the best in the world, I can tell.
Shake shake shake, shake shake shake,
Shake your booty! Shake your booty!
Oh, shake shake shake, shake shake shake,
Shake your booty! Shake your booty.
Shake shake, shake shake!
Shake shake, shake shake!
Shake shake shake, shake shake shake,
Shake your booty! Shake your booty!
Oh, shake shake shake, shake shake shake,
Shake your booty! Shake your booty.





Doctor Sgatr15 MD, PhD, & DMF
Link Posted: 3/12/2005 6:40:01 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 3/12/2005 6:43:30 PM EDT by lokt]
^LMFAO



OK...i rather enjoy a set of boobs pushing into my back after i roll over as the chick crunches up next to me or cupping them with an arm when we spoon, but i'm tired of the stupid games associated with said niceties. what to do? Where to find a nice chick that avoids the stupid games, too?
Link Posted: 3/12/2005 6:40:31 PM EDT
Here is my question:
Why don't you go into the dental field for some side cash and become:
Doctor Sgatr15 MD, PhD, DDS & DMF
Link Posted: 3/12/2005 6:41:22 PM EDT
How do I tell our friends that his and hers AR's would make the PERFECT wedding gift for me and my fiance?
Link Posted: 3/12/2005 6:42:27 PM EDT
Does playing with dolls make you gay?
Link Posted: 3/12/2005 6:43:59 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MST2:
Does playing with dolls make you gay?



Action Figures!
Link Posted: 3/12/2005 6:45:08 PM EDT
Sarge looks good in a tie.
Link Posted: 3/12/2005 6:45:11 PM EDT

Originally Posted By m-dc:
Is it wrong that I am scared to death of the Texas belt buckel trend?







Doctor Sgatr15 MD, PhD, & DMF
Link Posted: 3/12/2005 6:45:27 PM EDT

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By goodmedicine:
I can't stop photoshopping TheRedGoat!

I think I might be addicted. HELP!

GM



Help is one the way...have fun with this


img.photobucket.com/albums/v670/Sgtar15/doc2.jpg


Doc Sarge



Link Posted: 3/12/2005 6:46:35 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/12/2005 6:46:57 PM EDT

Originally Posted By lokt:
^LMFAO



OK...i rather enjoy a set of boobs pushing into my back after i roll over as the chick crunches up next to me or cupping them with an arm when we spoon, but i'm tired of the stupid games associated with said niceties. what to do? Where to find a nice chick that avoids the stupid games, too?




Confeessonal......that-a-way------------------------->


And on your knees!



Doctor Sgatr15 MD, PhD, & DMF
Link Posted: 3/12/2005 6:47:48 PM EDT

Originally Posted By okiehunter39:
How do I tell our friends that his and hers AR's would make the PERFECT wedding gift for me and my fiance?




Tell them that after you fire 5 full mags in five minutes you can use the barrel as a toaster.


Doctor Sgatr15 MD, PhD, & DMF
Link Posted: 3/12/2005 6:47:49 PM EDT
Is that the Wandering Duck hiding under there?
Link Posted: 3/12/2005 6:49:11 PM EDT
How do I keep my dick from draggin on the ground while I walk naked through the woods???
Link Posted: 3/12/2005 6:51:36 PM EDT

Originally Posted By spm681:
How do I keep my dick from draggin on the ground while I walk naked through the woods???



I can answer that one for Sgtar15 - just walk up right, it'll save wear and tear on your knees too.

Patty
Link Posted: 3/12/2005 6:51:48 PM EDT

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By okiehunter39:
How do I tell our friends that his and hers AR's would make the PERFECT wedding gift for me and my fiance?




Tell them that after you fire 5 full mags in five minutes you can use the barrel as a toaster.


Doctor Sgatr15 MD, PhD, & DMF





That was damn good

GM
Link Posted: 3/12/2005 6:52:03 PM EDT

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By m-dc:
Is it wrong that I am scared to death of the Texas belt buckel trend?




img.photobucket.com/albums/v670/Sgtar15/doc5at.jpg


Doctor Sgatr15 MD, PhD, & DMF


Ahhh..........Sarge did you miss the post about the Texas belt buckel?
Link Posted: 3/12/2005 6:52:54 PM EDT

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By okiehunter39:
How do I tell our friends that his and hers AR's would make the PERFECT wedding gift for me and my fiance?




Tell them that after you fire 5 full mags in five minutes you can use the barrel as a toaster.


Doctor Sgatr15 MD, PhD, & DMF






will do!
Link Posted: 3/12/2005 6:53:52 PM EDT
I see I riled up the resident Catholic.

Tell me, Sarge, why do Catholics feel the need to brag about their large (%@#(JKL's?

jakT2@()4T(8jkw . wjaieof 4905*(JKSwdfjk.
Link Posted: 3/12/2005 6:54:03 PM EDT

Originally Posted By MST2:
Does playing with dolls make you gay?







Doctor Sgatr15 MD, PhD, & DMF
Link Posted: 3/12/2005 6:55:17 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Penguin_101:
Here is my question:
Why don't you go into the dental field for some side cash and become:
Doctor Sgatr15 MD, PhD, DDS & DMF




I have a hard enough time getting my OWN foot out of MY mouth



Doctor Sgatr15 MD, PhD, & DMF
Link Posted: 3/12/2005 6:56:51 PM EDT

Originally Posted By spm681:
How do I keep my dick from draggin on the ground while I walk naked through the woods???




Elf if I know



Doctor Sgatr15 MD, PhD, & DMF
Link Posted: 3/12/2005 6:57:44 PM EDT

Originally Posted By pattymcn:

Originally Posted By spm681:
How do I keep my dick from draggin on the ground while I walk naked through the woods???



I can answer that one for Sgtar15 - just walk up right, it'll save wear and tear on your knees too.

Patty



That only works if you are NOT a Catholic


SADFGHJKL::LPKOJBHVGFC



Doctor Sgatr15 MD, PhD, & DMF & 10" +
Link Posted: 3/12/2005 6:59:40 PM EDT

Originally Posted By lokt:
I see I riled up the resident Catholic.

Tell me, Sarge, why do Catholics feel the need to brag about their large (%@#(JKL's?

jakT2@()4T(8jkw . wjaieof 4905*(JKSwdfjk.




Most Catholics have large families. It is not because of our stance on birth control, but rather because of our large Catholic penii's which makes the ladies want us so much.


Doctor Sgatr15 MD, PhD, & DMF
Link Posted: 3/12/2005 6:59:55 PM EDT
Why do I never any money?
Link Posted: 3/12/2005 6:59:57 PM EDT

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By pattymcn:

Originally Posted By spm681:
How do I keep my dick from draggin on the ground while I walk naked through the woods???



I can answer that one for Sgtar15 - just walk up right, it'll save wear and tear on your knees too.

Patty



That only works if you are NOT a Catholic


SADFGHJKL::LPKOJBHVGFC



Doctor Sgatr15 MD, PhD, & DMF & 10" +



Love your new sig line Sgatr15 - dern Catholics no wonder the brand Xers protested!

Patty
Link Posted: 3/12/2005 7:01:32 PM EDT

Originally Posted By JBowles:
Why do I never any money?




Don't know...but I bet you would enjoy an English Textbook.


Doctor Sgatr15 MD, PhD, & DMF
Link Posted: 3/12/2005 7:02:54 PM EDT
Link Posted: 3/12/2005 7:05:03 PM EDT

Originally Posted By sgtar15:

Originally Posted By JBowles:
Why do I never any money?




Don't know...but I bet you would enjoy an English Textbook.


Doctor Sgatr15 MD, PhD, & DMF


Damn, I knew that didn't sound right.
That was after I profread and edited.
Link Posted: 3/12/2005 7:05:46 PM EDT
Dr. Sgtar15,

How does one keep from getting pregnant?

I can't seem to figure that one out

Link Posted: 3/12/2005 7:06:11 PM EDT

Originally Posted By EricE:
When is the next movie of yours going to be released?




I did one last night.


www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=332334


Doctor Sgatr15 MD, PhD, & DMF

PS BTT it
Link Posted: 3/12/2005 7:08:14 PM EDT

Originally Posted By 4xys2xxs:
Dr. Sgtar15,

How does one keep from getting pregnant?

I can't seem to figure that one out





Learn the three Catholic "S"'s



­

Stroke, swallow, and then spread.






Doctor Sgatr15 MD, PhD, & DMF
Link Posted: 3/12/2005 7:09:43 PM EDT
Why does the Dr. wear "highwater pants"? Cannot afford correct length? Orientation question and gotta show off those bird legs?

Link Posted: 3/12/2005 7:10:47 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Keith_J:
Why does the Dr. wear "highwater pants"? Cannot afford correct length? Orientation question and gotta show off those bird legs?





LOL...ass a kid my nickname was "BigBird"


Doctor Sgatr15 MD, PhD, & DMF
Link Posted: 3/12/2005 7:13:51 PM EDT
Doc, is it true you are providing sex therapy to Barbie and her new boyfriend?
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