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Posted: 3/12/2005 6:28:12 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/12/2005 6:29:14 PM EDT
[#1]
Was it wrong of me to post a picture of my ass on the internet?
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Posted: 3/12/2005 6:30:07 PM EDT
[#2]
My girl lives too far away...
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Posted: 3/12/2005 6:31:27 PM EDT
[#3]
Was there a ARFCOM recruiting drive latley?
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Posted: 3/12/2005 6:31:58 PM EDT
[#4]
Not at all.....I see you grew a mustash... Doctor Sgtar15 MD, PhD, & DMF |
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Posted: 3/12/2005 6:32:22 PM EDT
[#5]
Does it always burn when you pee??
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Posted: 3/12/2005 6:32:55 PM EDT
[#6]
Um....you must be newlyweds....because I do NOT see the problem. Doctor Sgtar15 MD, PhD, & DMF |
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Posted: 3/12/2005 6:34:31 PM EDT
[#7]
I can't stop photoshopping TheRedGoat!
I think I might be addicted. HELP! GM |
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Posted: 3/12/2005 6:34:44 PM EDT
[#8]
I'm looking for something new and different to mix with my vodka, any suggestions?
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Posted: 3/12/2005 6:34:49 PM EDT
[#9]
Yes...check the Team Forum for when the latest virgin sacrifice is scheduled. Coffee and donuts to be served in the small hall after wards. Doctor Sgtar15 MD, PhD, & DMF |
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Posted: 3/12/2005 6:34:50 PM EDT
[#10]
i'm hungry
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Posted: 3/12/2005 6:35:21 PM EDT
[#11]
How are you tonight?
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Posted: 3/12/2005 6:35:47 PM EDT
[#12]
just for you...........  Doctor Sgatr15 MD, PhD, & DMF |
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Posted: 3/12/2005 6:36:50 PM EDT
[#13]
Is it wrong that I am scared to death of the Texas belt buckel trend?
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Posted: 3/12/2005 6:37:04 PM EDT
[#14]
Help is one the way...have fun with this  Doc Sarge |
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Posted: 3/12/2005 6:37:47 PM EDT
[#15]
Cranberry juice. Or if you have pubic hair.....ice. Doctor Sgatr15 MD, PhD, & DMF |
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Posted: 3/12/2005 6:39:43 PM EDT
[#16]
Shake shake shake....shake shake Everybody, get on the floor, let's dance! Don't fight your feelings, give yourself a chance! Shake shake shake, shake shake shake, Shake your booty! Shake your booty! Oh, shake shake shake, shake shake shake, Shake your booty! Shake your booty. You can, you can do it very well. You're the best in the world, I can tell. Shake shake shake, shake shake shake, Shake your booty! Shake your booty! Oh, shake shake shake, shake shake shake, Shake your booty! Shake your booty. Shake shake, shake shake! Shake shake, shake shake! Shake shake shake, shake shake shake, Shake your booty! Shake your booty! Oh, shake shake shake, shake shake shake, Shake your booty! Shake your booty. Doctor Sgatr15 MD, PhD, & DMF |
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Posted: 3/12/2005 6:40:01 PM EDT
[#17]
^LMFAO
OK...i rather enjoy a set of boobs pushing into my back after i roll over as the chick crunches up next to me or cupping them with an arm when we spoon, but i'm tired of the stupid games associated with said niceties. what to do?   Where to find a nice chick that avoids the stupid games, too?
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Posted: 3/12/2005 6:40:31 PM EDT
[#18]
Here is my question:
Why don't you go into the dental field for some side cash and become: Doctor Sgatr15 MD, PhD, DDS & DMF |
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Posted: 3/12/2005 6:41:22 PM EDT
[#19]
How do I tell our friends that his and hers AR's would make the PERFECT wedding gift for me and my fiance?
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Posted: 3/12/2005 6:42:27 PM EDT
[#20]
Does playing with dolls make you gay?
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Posted: 3/12/2005 6:43:59 PM EDT
[#21]
Action Figures! 
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Posted: 3/12/2005 6:45:08 PM EDT
[#22]
Sarge looks good in a tie.
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Posted: 3/12/2005 6:45:11 PM EDT
[#23]
 Doctor Sgatr15 MD, PhD, & DMF |
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Posted: 3/12/2005 6:45:27 PM EDT
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Posted: 3/12/2005 6:46:35 PM EDT
[#25]
LMAO 
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Posted: 3/12/2005 6:46:57 PM EDT
[#26]
Confeessonal......that-a-way-------------------------> And on your knees! Doctor Sgatr15 MD, PhD, & DMF |
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Posted: 3/12/2005 6:47:48 PM EDT
[#27]
Tell them that after you fire 5 full mags in five minutes you can use the barrel as a toaster. Doctor Sgatr15 MD, PhD, & DMF |
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Posted: 3/12/2005 6:47:49 PM EDT
[#28]
Is that the Wandering Duck hiding under there?
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Posted: 3/12/2005 6:49:11 PM EDT
[#29]
How do I keep my dick from draggin on the ground while I walk naked through the woods???
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Posted: 3/12/2005 6:51:36 PM EDT
[#30]
I can answer that one for Sgtar15 - just walk up right, it'll save wear and tear on your knees too. Patty |
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Posted: 3/12/2005 6:51:48 PM EDT
[#31]
 That was damn good GM |
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Posted: 3/12/2005 6:52:03 PM EDT
[#32]
Ahhh..........Sarge did you miss the post about the Texas belt buckel? 
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Posted: 3/12/2005 6:52:54 PM EDT
[#33]
 will do! |
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Posted: 3/12/2005 6:53:52 PM EDT
[#34]
I see I riled up the resident Catholic.
Tell me, Sarge, why do Catholics feel the need to brag about their large (%@#(JKL's? jakT2@()4T(8jkw . wjaieof 4905*(JKSwdfjk. |
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Posted: 3/12/2005 6:54:03 PM EDT
[#35]
 Doctor Sgatr15 MD, PhD, & DMF |
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Posted: 3/12/2005 6:55:17 PM EDT
[#36]
I have a hard enough time getting my OWN foot out of MY mouth Doctor Sgatr15 MD, PhD, & DMF |
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Posted: 3/12/2005 6:56:51 PM EDT
[#37]
Elf if I know Doctor Sgatr15 MD, PhD, & DMF |
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Posted: 3/12/2005 6:57:44 PM EDT
[#38]
That only works if you are NOT a Catholic SADFGHJKL::LPKOJBHVGFC Doctor Sgatr15 MD, PhD, & DMF & 10"  + 
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Posted: 3/12/2005 6:59:40 PM EDT
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Most Catholics have large families. It is not because of our stance on birth control, but rather because of our large Catholic penii's which makes the ladies want us so much. Doctor Sgatr15 MD, PhD, & DMF |
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Posted: 3/12/2005 6:59:55 PM EDT
[#40]
Why do I never any money?
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Posted: 3/12/2005 6:59:57 PM EDT
[#41]
Love your new sig line Sgatr15 - dern Catholics no wonder the brand Xers protested!  Patty |
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Posted: 3/12/2005 7:01:32 PM EDT
[#42]
Don't know...but I bet you would enjoy an English Textbook. Doctor Sgatr15 MD, PhD, & DMF |
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Posted: 3/12/2005 7:02:54 PM EDT
[#43]
When is the next movie of yours going to be released?
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Posted: 3/12/2005 7:05:03 PM EDT
[#44]
Damn, I knew that didn't sound right. That was after I profread and edited. |
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Posted: 3/12/2005 7:05:46 PM EDT
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Dr. Sgtar15,
How does one keep from getting pregnant? I can't seem to figure that one out |
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Posted: 3/12/2005 7:06:11 PM EDT
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I did one last night. www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=332334 Doctor Sgatr15 MD, PhD, & DMF PS BTT it |
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Posted: 3/12/2005 7:08:14 PM EDT
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Learn the three Catholic "S"'s Stroke, swallow, and then spread.  Doctor Sgatr15 MD, PhD, & DMF |
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Posted: 3/12/2005 7:09:43 PM EDT
[#48]
Why does the Dr. wear "highwater pants"? Cannot afford correct length? Orientation question and gotta show off those bird legs?
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Posted: 3/12/2005 7:10:47 PM EDT
[#49]
LOL...ass a kid my nickname was "BigBird" Doctor Sgatr15 MD, PhD, & DMF |
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Posted: 3/12/2005 7:13:51 PM EDT
[#50]
Doc, is it true you are providing sex therapy to Barbie and her new boyfriend?
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