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Posted: 1/25/2002 7:00:08 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/25/2002 7:14:58 AM EDT
ACLU = SUCKS! SATAN = SUCKS! ACLU = SATAN Does this story make more sense now?
Link Posted: 1/25/2002 7:22:52 AM EDT
hee's another colossal waste of effort. I'd very much like to know how Inglis, Fl. plans to enforce its little proclamation. cop at town limit: "i'm sorry, mr. satan, you can't come in, you'll just have to turn your cadillac around and go away. have a nice day!". prince of darkness: "oh, ok, officer. thanks!"
Link Posted: 1/25/2002 7:25:08 AM EDT
Originally Posted By lurker: hee's another colossal waste of effort. I'd very much like to know how Inglis, Fl. plans to enforce its little proclamation. cop at town limit: "i'm sorry, mr. satan, you can't come in, you'll just have to turn your cadillac around and go away. have a nice day!". prince of darkness: "oh, ok, officer. thanks!"
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Satan, by definition, would drive a foreign, NOT American, car.
Link Posted: 1/25/2002 7:25:38 AM EDT
Why a sandbagged foxhole? This won't be much of a fight. Mayor Carolyn Risher is an idiot if she thinks she has the right to specify what religions are allowed in her town. Talk about a liberal freak. This "it doesn't seem right, so it's got to be wrong, so we got to outlaw it, it's for the children" crap is getting old. It's good to see the ACLU take-up the cause. If this type of disregard for the constitution by a mayor spreads, we'll end-up with more cities like the no-handgun Chicago.z
Link Posted: 1/25/2002 7:32:28 AM EDT
hey, speaking of the ACLU, did anyone hear about how they're bitchin about blackhawk down being too racist?
Link Posted: 1/25/2002 7:32:45 AM EDT
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Originally Posted By garandman: Satan, by definition, would drive a foreign, NOT American, car.
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i envisioned mr. D. in a pink late '50s convertible gas-guzzler with a couple of scantily clad bimbos in the back seat, all feather boas and cigarette holders. a real popular guy at a party, but not nice to be around when he's on the job. i'll assume you know him better than i do. [:)]
Link Posted: 1/25/2002 7:59:31 AM EDT
file a lawsuit on Satan's behalf
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Hawkeye1, your logic is flawed. Are you really claiming that the ACLU is satanic? They're fighting for freedom of religion. That is a good and honorable cause.z
Link Posted: 1/25/2002 8:00:15 AM EDT
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[img]http://www.southparkmovie.com/img/dd.desk.satan.gif[/img] [img]http://www.southparkmovie.com/img/dd.gallery.saddam.gif[/img]
Link Posted: 1/25/2002 8:10:47 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/25/2002 8:20:42 AM EDT
And I'm sure that this town has a BIG problem with Satan running around and causing trouble, hence the ban[rolleyes].
Link Posted: 1/25/2002 8:58:39 AM EDT
Isn't our country founded on the fundamental notion of religious freedom? How about those who worship satan? Shouldn't they be welcomed with the same open arms of tolerance that greet other religions in our country? If it's a freedom for you, then it's a freedom for everyone. I choose to strive for freedom FROM religion, and that's my right as well. Personally, I think it's moronic to post anti-satan anything. Might as well hang strings of garlic and viles of holy water to keep vampires out as well. Don't they have anything better to do with tax payer money and/or their time?
Link Posted: 1/25/2002 9:06:47 AM EDT
Funny, I thought after 8 years of trying to ruin the country that Satan had opened an office in Harlem? Guess he just needs to get away to a warmer climate from time to time.
Link Posted: 1/25/2002 9:10:40 AM EDT
I would be very mucho interested in actually "[b]reading[/b]" the proclamation first, before I form an opinion on whether it is "intolerant" or unconstitutional.
Link Posted: 1/25/2002 9:13:02 AM EDT
The ACLU is right, why should that town pick on Satan, what did he ever do to them? hehehehe
Link Posted: 1/25/2002 9:15:45 AM EDT
"ATTENTION! Would the owner of the black Cadillac limousine, with the licence plate number "666", please move your vehicle? You're blocking the Popemobile. Thank you." [:D]
Link Posted: 1/25/2002 9:18:09 AM EDT
The way teh papers report it, the mayor sure sounds silly. Given the medias tendancy to slant things to the left, I'll reserve final judgment of the mayors actions. That said.... The ACLU defending religious liberty?>??? PLEASE. The ACLU fights ONLY for anti-Christian religion, and against Christian religion. Should be named.... [size=6]A[/size=6]merican [size=6]C[/size=6]hristian [size=6]L[/size=6]ynching [size=6]U[/size=6]nion
Link Posted: 1/25/2002 9:23:15 AM EDT
Link Posted: 1/25/2002 12:00:50 PM EDT
Garandman nailed it as usual. And if half the things I have heard about this Satan are true, than he is worse than Osama and the Brady Campaign all rolled into one!
Link Posted: 1/25/2002 1:26:02 PM EDT
Cool.. maybe it's just me and the endorphins running through my body but it's hard to glean any info from the story. Sounds good to me though.
Link Posted: 1/25/2002 1:32:28 PM EDT
Originally Posted By raf:
Originally Posted By lurker: i envisioned mr. D. in a pink late '50s convertible gas-guzzler with a couple of scantily clad bimbos in the back seat, all feather boas and cigarette holders. a real popular guy at a party, but not nice to be around when he's on the job. i'll assume you know him better than i do. [:)]
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Sounds like Hunter S. Thompson to me.
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one of his many incarnations, no doubt. anyone seen shiva the destroyer lately?
Link Posted: 1/25/2002 3:38:50 PM EDT
I wonder what the ACLU's response would have been had a Satan-Worshiping mayor banned Christians.
Link Posted: 1/25/2002 3:47:03 PM EDT
There is a mistake in this thought: i envisioned mr. D. in a pink late '50s convertible gas-guzzler with a couple of scantily clad bimbos in the back seat, all feather boas and cigarette holders. a real popular guy at a party, but not nice to be around when he's on the job. i'll assume you know him better than i do. At least one female would be wearing a skimpy leather outfit and 5 inch heels......
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