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Posted: 9/25/2004 9:39:59 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 9/25/2004 9:41:04 AM EDT by BusMaster007]
I plan to upgrade my Seat of Power.

Our house was built in the late 1980's and has a functional, but(t) rather underpowered 'low flow' toilet in the Master Bedroom.
When it's time to do some serious 'business', this thing can't handle it.

A 2-LB. , 6-WIPER, BOWL-STREAKIN' PIPE-CHOKER will plug up this unit in half-a-flush.

So, to you homeowners that have installed new toilets, give me some links to High Performance Crappers.

BTW, I'm getting a heated Houge Grip toilet seat for it - no shit... ---


Link Posted: 9/25/2004 9:42:31 AM EDT
Go try to find a Preban one out of a house they are demolishing renovating
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 9:43:27 AM EDT
I want to get a crapper that will give me a hummer, and lick my as clean!
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 9:47:04 AM EDT
I found two pre-ban high capacity tanks in a barn I cleaned out for a relative last year.

They bolted onto my lower without even an offset pin.

Fuck algore.
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 10:01:54 AM EDT
I had one of those high volume toilets.

Unfortunately, it was lost in a terrible boating accident.

Link Posted: 9/25/2004 10:11:08 AM EDT
Aviod the heated Houge Grip seat, it's super hard to clean.
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 10:17:23 AM EDT
You could ask hielo - he's got all sorts of good stories and fantasies about bathrooms.

Link Posted: 9/25/2004 10:19:59 AM EDT
Is the Hogue seat designed so it lowers itself quietly and wont wake SWMBO? I think it was Gene Simmons from KISS that had one of those lids on his crapper.

Link Posted: 9/25/2004 10:38:24 AM EDT
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 12:41:18 PM EDT
Link Posted: 9/25/2004 12:45:50 PM EDT
I've stayed in some hotels that now have the vacuum-assisted flush toilets.

Powerful. Makes a helluva racket when flushing, though. I want one.
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