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Posted: 4/23/2002 11:04:15 AM EST
[Last Edit: 4/24/2002 9:22:49 AM EST by satcong]
The spark had been lost in this guy's marriage, so he was trying to think of a way to rekindle it. One night he came from work, and found his wife asleep in bed. He thought to himself, "what should I do? Oh, I know." He proceeded to get under the covers and go down on his wife. Soon she began to gently squirm and moan in pleasure. After a few minutes, her body spasmed with ecstasy as she climaxed. Afterwards, the man went straight to the bathroom to brush his teeth. When he got there, the light was on and he saw his wife there shaving her legs. He exclaimed, "What are you doing in here?!?" She said, "Shh!," pointing at the bed,"You'll wake your mother"
Link Posted: 4/23/2002 11:08:12 AM EST
Jesus
Link Posted: 4/23/2002 11:15:17 AM EST
Your joke makes the baby Jesus cry.[shock]
Link Posted: 4/23/2002 11:18:24 AM EST
LOL!!! But at the same time, [puke]
Link Posted: 4/23/2002 11:20:23 AM EST
And to think my day started out good.
Link Posted: 4/23/2002 11:21:38 AM EST
Duuuuuuuuuuude. [img]http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/smilie/eek2.gif[/img]
Link Posted: 4/23/2002 11:26:14 AM EST
BTT, because more people need to be disturbed.
Link Posted: 4/23/2002 11:28:31 AM EST
[Last Edit: 4/23/2002 11:29:06 AM EST by Slick44Magnum]
The warning made me want to read it that much more.
Link Posted: 4/23/2002 12:09:41 PM EST
I laughed ... [:D] I cried... [>(] I hurled... [puke] You, Sir, are going to hell!
Link Posted: 4/23/2002 12:24:22 PM EST
Oh, that's just plain WRONG!!! Disturbed in Oregon
Link Posted: 4/23/2002 12:34:18 PM EST
That's weird/funny/wrong/a good warning/sick. Keep it comin'!
Link Posted: 4/23/2002 12:44:12 PM EST
Damn...[:P]...that crowns the list of what NOT to do with your tongue
Link Posted: 4/23/2002 12:45:46 PM EST
Well....UH...That's funny....I think....wait, no it's not...maybe it is ...or[puke]
Link Posted: 4/23/2002 12:47:24 PM EST
That one violates White Horse's rule number 3: Look before you lick! -White Horse
Link Posted: 4/23/2002 1:22:38 PM EST
Oh my god!!!
Link Posted: 4/23/2002 1:25:35 PM EST
Suddenly I have a strange urge to shave my tongue.
Link Posted: 4/23/2002 2:02:23 PM EST
That's the sort of mental imagery that can drive a person insane... dear god...
Link Posted: 4/23/2002 2:11:33 PM EST
ROTFLMAO.... good one... [:)]
Link Posted: 4/23/2002 4:50:04 PM EST
[b][size=6][blue]DOH!!![/b][/size=6][/blue]
Link Posted: 4/24/2002 3:19:28 AM EST
"Adult joke, theme strong, don't view under 21" You forgot to add "sick" to your title. "Adult joke, sick, very very sick, theme strong, don't view under 21" Please modify!!!!!
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