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Posted: 10/18/2008 11:39:35 PM EST
Some South African airport security vehicle Smart car, camo w/dual mounted 40MM Milkor-type grenade launchers.


Link Posted: 10/18/2008 11:40:45 PM EST
for when you have to make a Last stand at Airport Terminal #5
Link Posted: 10/18/2008 11:40:58 PM EST
Well. at least you won't have to try and find a gas station with a decent price per gallon come SHTF.
Link Posted: 10/18/2008 11:41:40 PM EST
Does not compute.
Link Posted: 10/18/2008 11:43:14 PM EST
I'm trembling with fear.
Link Posted: 10/18/2008 11:47:15 PM EST
saves gas, kicks ass.


I would drive ANYTHING with a grenade launcher mounted to it. Give me a pink Miata that says cum sponge on the side with that launcher and I'll drive it everyday.
Link Posted: 10/18/2008 11:58:50 PM EST
Its South Africa not really surprising

have a good customer from there shit that has happened to some of his family is appalling
Link Posted: 10/19/2008 12:04:58 AM EST

Originally Posted By Akula_Hunter:
saves gas, kicks ass.


I would drive ANYTHING with a grenade launcher mounted to it. Give me a pink Miata that says cum sponge on the side with that launcher and I'll drive it everyday.
You sir are fucked up.
Link Posted: 10/19/2008 12:20:36 AM EST
Check the serial number.
Link Posted: 10/19/2008 12:23:54 AM EST
Yeah it's got a grensde launcher and can haul like 2 extra grenades.
Link Posted: 10/19/2008 12:23:56 AM EST
Dude... that's the AW GEE 4 - 2 !!!!!



aww geez?


I hate to say it, but it's cool in a way...
but then again, a BOB that could be smoked by a John Deere is kinda made of fail too.

And I hate to think what bullets would do to that thing. Or pointy sticks for that matter.



This vehicle would definitely not work against African bow or spear men.
Link Posted: 10/19/2008 12:25:17 AM EST

Originally Posted By hobbsar:
Yeah it's got a grensde launcher and can haul like 2 extra grenades.



Let's not exaggerate, it clearly has room for four.

Unless you have a passenger.


Or stopped at the store for a gallon of milk.
Link Posted: 10/19/2008 12:30:40 AM EST
I love it.
Link Posted: 10/19/2008 12:34:32 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/19/2008 12:34:51 AM EST
1-I'd be laughing too hard to shoot,until....

2-They start with the fucking grenade launcher.

Then I'd be like "gee,guess they are serious"
Link Posted: 10/19/2008 12:48:11 AM EST
The only Smart Fortwo I'd drive.
Link Posted: 10/19/2008 12:49:32 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/19/2008 1:01:42 AM EST
Fail. Loading the ammo would flip the damn thing over.
Link Posted: 10/19/2008 1:13:48 AM EST
Even with 40's mounted on it, it still looks the ghay.
Link Posted: 10/19/2008 1:16:51 AM EST

Originally Posted By Kronos2720:
1-I'd be laughing too hard to shoot,until....

2-They start with the fucking grenade launcher.

Then I'd be like "Aw Gee 4-2, guess they are serious"


Fixed.
Link Posted: 10/19/2008 1:18:11 AM EST
is that airport security or an airport rent-a-car?
Link Posted: 10/19/2008 2:02:56 AM EST
I could have used that today
Link Posted: 10/19/2008 2:21:53 AM EST
When you absolutely, positively have to get here, and you want to save some money on gasoline as well!
Link Posted: 10/19/2008 2:27:56 AM EST
I kind of like it. The SMART has that great titanium roll cage. I bet you could make one fairly bullet/shrapnel proof.
Link Posted: 10/19/2008 4:50:00 AM EST
kinda cute....

can it make it over a speed bump though
Link Posted: 10/19/2008 4:51:26 AM EST
That thing could bring some pain !
Link Posted: 10/19/2008 4:52:51 AM EST

Link Posted: 10/19/2008 6:52:07 AM EST
I want one!I'll keep it in the back of my p.u!
Link Posted: 10/19/2008 7:20:04 AM EST
40mpg.... twin grenade launchers.... camoflage.....

Lets take it deer hunting!
Link Posted: 10/19/2008 7:22:14 AM EST
That is the only smart cat I would ever be willing to drive

and the guy next to it is like "WTFout"
Link Posted: 10/19/2008 7:22:46 AM EST
That is goofy as hell, but I would still drive it.
Link Posted: 10/19/2008 7:23:07 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/19/2008 7:53:55 AM EST

Originally Posted By Tony7189:

Originally Posted By Akula_Hunter:
saves gas, kicks ass.


I would drive ANYTHING with a grenade launcher mounted to it. Give me a pink Miata that says cum sponge on the side with that launcher and I'll drive it everyday.


You sir are fucked up.



Why 99% of arfcom would to. The other 1% already has the car and just need's the launcher.


Link Posted: 10/19/2008 8:21:57 AM EST

Originally Posted By Subconscious:
That thing could bring some pain !


My cheeks hurt from laughing so much...
Link Posted: 10/19/2008 8:29:55 AM EST
I saw a Smart Car on I-81 in Virginia with a McCain sticker on it. I was like
Link Posted: 10/19/2008 8:42:18 AM EST
Those things are useless in SHTF
any real arcommer could shred that in less that 10 seconds
Link Posted: 10/19/2008 8:44:26 AM EST
I wonder if they have ever test fired it? I looks like firing would shatter the windshield and frame.
Link Posted: 10/19/2008 8:45:05 AM EST
[Last Edit: 10/19/2008 8:45:30 AM EST by SuperSixOne]
It looks like the grenade launcher is on a mount behind the car, not on it.
Link Posted: 10/19/2008 8:45:05 AM EST

Originally Posted By Tony7189:

Originally Posted By Akula_Hunter:
saves gas, kicks ass.


I would drive ANYTHING with a grenade launcher mounted to it. Give me a pink Miata that says cum sponge on the side with that launcher and I'll drive it everyday.
You sir are fucked up.




It could be shaped like a tube of ointment name ABSORBING JUNIOR, instead of Sorbine Junior.
Link Posted: 10/19/2008 8:49:20 AM EST
It need a mini gun.
Link Posted: 10/19/2008 8:50:09 AM EST

Originally Posted By Orbital-Burn:
is that airport security or an airport rent-a-car?


The average white South African probably needs a car like that to protect themself from rape gangs and carjackers.
Link Posted: 10/19/2008 8:54:45 AM EST
Link Posted: 10/19/2008 8:55:45 AM EST
[Q] 007 this is your new more fuel efficient car [/Q]
Link Posted: 10/19/2008 8:59:50 AM EST

You could aim and spit chewed bubble gum where the tire meets the road and disable that bad boy!
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