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Posted: 10/19/2008 12:39:35 AM EDT
Some South African airport security vehicle Smart car, camo w/dual mounted 40MM Milkor-type grenade launchers.


Link Posted: 10/19/2008 12:40:45 AM EDT
for when you have to make a Last stand at Airport Terminal #5
Link Posted: 10/19/2008 12:40:58 AM EDT
Well. at least you won't have to try and find a gas station with a decent price per gallon come SHTF.
Link Posted: 10/19/2008 12:41:40 AM EDT
Does not compute.
Link Posted: 10/19/2008 12:43:14 AM EDT
I'm trembling with fear.
Link Posted: 10/19/2008 12:47:15 AM EDT
saves gas, kicks ass.


I would drive ANYTHING with a grenade launcher mounted to it. Give me a pink Miata that says cum sponge on the side with that launcher and I'll drive it everyday.
Link Posted: 10/19/2008 12:58:50 AM EDT
Its South Africa not really surprising

have a good customer from there shit that has happened to some of his family is appalling
Link Posted: 10/19/2008 1:04:58 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Akula_Hunter:
saves gas, kicks ass.


I would drive ANYTHING with a grenade launcher mounted to it. Give me a pink Miata that says cum sponge on the side with that launcher and I'll drive it everyday.
You sir are fucked up.
Link Posted: 10/19/2008 1:20:36 AM EDT
Check the serial number.
Link Posted: 10/19/2008 1:23:54 AM EDT
Yeah it's got a grensde launcher and can haul like 2 extra grenades.
Link Posted: 10/19/2008 1:23:56 AM EDT
Dude... that's the AW GEE 4 - 2 !!!!!



aww geez?


I hate to say it, but it's cool in a way...
but then again, a BOB that could be smoked by a John Deere is kinda made of fail too.

And I hate to think what bullets would do to that thing. Or pointy sticks for that matter.



This vehicle would definitely not work against African bow or spear men.
Link Posted: 10/19/2008 1:25:17 AM EDT

Originally Posted By hobbsar:
Yeah it's got a grensde launcher and can haul like 2 extra grenades.



Let's not exaggerate, it clearly has room for four.

Unless you have a passenger.


Or stopped at the store for a gallon of milk.
Link Posted: 10/19/2008 1:30:40 AM EDT
I love it.
Link Posted: 10/19/2008 1:34:32 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/19/2008 1:34:51 AM EDT
1-I'd be laughing too hard to shoot,until....

2-They start with the fucking grenade launcher.

Then I'd be like "gee,guess they are serious"
Link Posted: 10/19/2008 1:48:11 AM EDT
The only Smart Fortwo I'd drive.
Link Posted: 10/19/2008 1:49:32 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/19/2008 2:01:42 AM EDT
Fail.  Loading the ammo  would flip the damn thing over.
Link Posted: 10/19/2008 2:13:48 AM EDT
Even with 40's mounted on it, it still looks the ghay.
Link Posted: 10/19/2008 2:16:51 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Kronos2720:
1-I'd be laughing too hard to shoot,until....

2-They start with the fucking grenade launcher.

Then I'd be like "Aw Gee 4-2, guess they are serious"


Fixed.
Link Posted: 10/19/2008 2:18:11 AM EDT
is that airport security or an airport rent-a-car?
Link Posted: 10/19/2008 3:02:56 AM EDT
I could have used that today
Link Posted: 10/19/2008 3:21:53 AM EDT
When you absolutely, positively have to get here, and you want to save some money on gasoline as well!
Link Posted: 10/19/2008 3:27:56 AM EDT
I kind of like it. The SMART has that great titanium roll cage. I bet you could make one fairly bullet/shrapnel proof.
Link Posted: 10/19/2008 5:50:00 AM EDT
kinda cute....

can it make it over a speed bump though
Link Posted: 10/19/2008 5:51:26 AM EDT
That thing could bring some pain !
Link Posted: 10/19/2008 5:52:51 AM EDT

Link Posted: 10/19/2008 7:52:07 AM EDT
I want one!I'll keep it in the back of my p.u!
Link Posted: 10/19/2008 8:20:04 AM EDT
40mpg....  twin grenade launchers....   camoflage.....

Lets take it deer hunting!
Link Posted: 10/19/2008 8:22:14 AM EDT
That is the only smart cat I would ever be willing to drive

and the guy next to it is like "WTFout"
Link Posted: 10/19/2008 8:22:46 AM EDT
That is goofy as hell, but I would still drive it.
Link Posted: 10/19/2008 8:23:07 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/19/2008 8:53:55 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Tony7189:

Originally Posted By Akula_Hunter:
saves gas, kicks ass.


I would drive ANYTHING with a grenade launcher mounted to it. Give me a pink Miata that says cum sponge on the side with that launcher and I'll drive it everyday.


You sir are fucked up.        



Why 99% of arfcom would to.  The other 1% already has the car and just need's the launcher.


Link Posted: 10/19/2008 9:21:57 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Subconscious:
That thing could bring some pain !


My cheeks hurt from laughing so much...
Link Posted: 10/19/2008 9:29:55 AM EDT
I saw a Smart Car on I-81 in Virginia with a McCain sticker on it. I was like
Link Posted: 10/19/2008 9:42:18 AM EDT
Those things are useless in SHTF
any real arcommer could shred that in less that 10 seconds
Link Posted: 10/19/2008 9:44:26 AM EDT
I wonder if they have ever test fired it? I looks like firing would shatter the windshield and frame.
Link Posted: 10/19/2008 9:45:05 AM EDT
[Last Edit: 10/19/2008 9:45:30 AM EDT by SuperSixOne]
It looks like the grenade launcher is on a mount behind the car, not on it.
Link Posted: 10/19/2008 9:45:05 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Tony7189:

Originally Posted By Akula_Hunter:
saves gas, kicks ass.


I would drive ANYTHING with a grenade launcher mounted to it. Give me a pink Miata that says cum sponge on the side with that launcher and I'll drive it everyday.
You sir are fucked up.




  It could be shaped like a tube of ointment name ABSORBING JUNIOR, instead of Sorbine Junior.
Link Posted: 10/19/2008 9:49:20 AM EDT
It need a mini gun.
Link Posted: 10/19/2008 9:50:09 AM EDT

Originally Posted By Orbital-Burn:
is that airport security or an airport rent-a-car?


The average white South African probably needs a car like that to protect themself from rape gangs and carjackers.  
Link Posted: 10/19/2008 9:54:45 AM EDT
Link Posted: 10/19/2008 9:55:45 AM EDT
[Q] 007 this is your new more fuel efficient car [/Q]
Link Posted: 10/19/2008 9:59:50 AM EDT

You could aim and spit chewed bubble gum where the tire meets the road and disable that bad boy!  
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