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Posted: 1/12/2005 4:57:42 PM EDT

A guy on the movie "LOST" just had sex with his sister!
Link Posted: 1/12/2005 4:59:59 PM EDT
IBT

Link Posted: 1/12/2005 5:01:01 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/12/2005 5:01:30 PM EDT by tesnevo]
You are from TN also. This shouldnt strike you as weird. Pretty common here.

( although more common in KY and AR)
Link Posted: 1/12/2005 5:01:48 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/12/2005 5:03:09 PM EDT

You ever here the one about the AR sharecroppers?
Link Posted: 1/12/2005 5:03:13 PM EDT

Originally Posted By The_Camp_Ninja:
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www.simplifiedsigns.org/lock.jpg




Link Posted: 1/12/2005 5:03:37 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/12/2005 5:05:36 PM EDT by kill-9]
Nope.  Step-sister.  No blood relation.

Oh, and she's hot.




Link Posted: 1/12/2005 5:04:19 PM EDT

Originally Posted By tesnevo:
You are from TN also. This shouldnt strike you as weird. Pretty common here.

( although more common in KY and AR)


HEY!  It's definitely more common in Eastern KY though...

IBTL
Link Posted: 1/12/2005 5:04:55 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:

Originally Posted By tesnevo:
You are from TN also. Thsi shouldnt strike you as weird. Pretty common here.

( although more common in KY and AR)




I don't have a sister. Can I get a loaner?



Aren't you gonna ask me what I'll take in trade, Joker?





Link Posted: 1/12/2005 5:05:15 PM EDT
I wish I had a sister
Link Posted: 1/12/2005 5:09:54 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:

Originally Posted By tesnevo:
You are from TN also. Thsi shouldnt strike you as weird. Pretty common here.

( although more common in KY and AR)




I don't have a sister. Can I get a loaner?



YEAH!
Link Posted: 1/12/2005 5:10:24 PM EDT

I wish I had a sister


UH, WHY? Due to the thread topic it makes a person uncomfortable to hear you say this.
Link Posted: 1/12/2005 5:11:25 PM EDT
I can almost hear the banjo music from here.
Link Posted: 1/12/2005 5:14:32 PM EDT

Well, better my sister than my mamma, but my mamma's not bad.
Link Posted: 1/12/2005 5:17:11 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:

Originally Posted By tesnevo:
You are from TN also. Thsi shouldnt strike you as weird. Pretty common here.

( although more common in KY and AR)




I don't have a sister. Can I get a loaner?




Link Posted: 1/12/2005 5:17:41 PM EDT
What's the relevance of this movie?

I have seen plenty of movies with fucked up stuff and I don't feel the need to share them with the group...
Link Posted: 1/12/2005 5:19:22 PM EDT
Nuthin' says lovin' like marryin' yer cousin....

Link Posted: 1/12/2005 5:28:46 PM EDT
In Alabama cousins are fair game. Sisters are off limits...
Link Posted: 1/12/2005 5:29:39 PM EDT
It was his STEP-sister, no parents in common.  Sort of a Greg-and-Marcia relationship.  
Link Posted: 1/12/2005 5:32:30 PM EDT
Hey, it gets cold up in Maine too ya know, they have to keep warm .I just saw that show and thought the same thing, No Way. Then I thought step sister and she's hot but was still weird. Hoe did you pull up those pics so fast, thats scary. Your not stalking her, are you?
Link Posted: 1/12/2005 5:36:47 PM EDT
I married my sister.

My kids call me Uncle Daddy

Well she is my step sister.  My mom married her dad when I was 11 she 13.  Never lived together untill I was 21 her 23.  Married one year later.

I did live in Dawsonville Ga.  for a couple years.


Bobwrench
Link Posted: 1/12/2005 5:40:47 PM EDT
I was wondering how long this would take.  OK now it is GLBT+I (and if Michael Jackson gets off add P)
Link Posted: 1/12/2005 5:41:27 PM EDT
One of my buddies in high school had a REALLY HOT step sister (no blood relation, both were from parents that divorced and remarried).....long story shirt, he hit it about 300 times by the time he was a sophomore in high school.....I don't think he was full of crap cuz, he had a hot girlfriend too (few months after that), that I know he was hitting.......
Link Posted: 1/12/2005 5:44:42 PM EDT

Originally Posted By kill-9:
Nope.  Step-sister.  No blood relation.

Oh, and she's hot.

www.lost-tv.com/pictures/albums/1x13%20hearts%20and%20minds/normal_1x13_hearts_and_minds_08.jpg


www.lost-tv.com/pictures/albums/1x13%20hearts%20and%20minds/normal_1x13_hearts_and_minds_29.jpg



Oh yea!

I'd hit that! (can we still say that here?)
Link Posted: 1/12/2005 5:44:58 PM EDT
Well, since she was his step sister, that makes all the difference.
Link Posted: 1/12/2005 5:47:22 PM EDT

Originally Posted By tesnevo:
You are from TN also. This shouldnt strike you as weird. Pretty common here.

( although more common in KY and AR)



You have a cite for that or are you talking out of your uneducated ass?

Bob
Link Posted: 1/12/2005 5:48:01 PM EDT

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:

Originally Posted By tesnevo:
You are from TN also. Thsi shouldnt strike you as weird. Pretty common here.

( although more common in KY and AR)




I don't have a sister. Can I get a loaner?



Hell I like you. You can come over to my house and f--- my sister! [/Ermey]
Link Posted: 1/12/2005 5:48:21 PM EDT
I see nobody from AR has replied.  I guess this was like the dinner bell ringing to go to their sister's room!
Link Posted: 1/12/2005 5:48:46 PM EDT

Originally Posted By Schulze:

Originally Posted By SteyrAUG:

Originally Posted By tesnevo:
You are from TN also. Thsi shouldnt strike you as weird. Pretty common here.

( although more common in KY and AR)




I don't have a sister. Can I get a loaner?



Hell I like you. You can come over to my house and f--- my sister! [/Ermey]



Link Posted: 1/12/2005 5:48:56 PM EDT

Originally Posted By tesnevo:
You are from TN also. This shouldnt strike you as weird. Pretty common here.

( although more common in AR)



Don't knock it til you try it.
Link Posted: 1/12/2005 6:46:52 PM EDT
Hit it!not blood,,,hell look at Woody douchebag Allen!
Link Posted: 1/12/2005 7:50:12 PM EDT
Wont be long before the libs try to champion incestial rights for people as well. they did it for the gays, maybe the kissing cousins are next? Who or what is next on the liberal moral crusade? Friggin sick people I tell ya.
Link Posted: 1/12/2005 7:52:32 PM EDT
I didnt watch it, someone else was but I was trying to sleep.
Link Posted: 1/12/2005 7:56:21 PM EDT
i think the weirder part is that he was paying her boyfriends to not see her anymore....way more messed up than hormones raging on your hot as hell step-sibling one day
Link Posted: 1/12/2005 7:56:52 PM EDT
IBTL
Link Posted: 1/12/2005 8:09:35 PM EDT
IBTB

(In Before The Banjo)

Ooops...too late.



Chris
Link Posted: 1/12/2005 8:15:44 PM EDT
I would not touch my sister like that.
Link Posted: 1/12/2005 8:16:58 PM EDT
It sounds funny, I know,
But it really is so,
Oh, I'm my own grandpa.

I'm my own grandpa.
I'm my own grandpa.
It sounds funny, I know,
But it really is so,
Oh, I'm my own grandpa.

Now many, many years ago, when I was twenty-three,
I was married to a widow who was pretty as could be.
This widow had a grown-up daughter who had hair of red.
My father fell in love with her, and soon they, too, were wed.

This made my dad my son-in-law and changed my very life,
My daughter was my mother, cause she was my father's wife.
To complicate the matter, even though it brought me joy,
I soon became the father of a bouncing baby boy.

My little baby then became a brother-in-law to Dad,
And so became my uncle, though it made me very sad.
For if he was my uncle, then that also made him brother
Of the widow's grown-up daughter, who, of course, was my stepmother.

Father's wife then had a son who kept him on the run,
And he became my grandchild, for he was my daughter's son.
My wife is now my mother's mother, and it makes me blue,
Because, although she is my wife, she's my grandmother, too.

Now if my wife is my grandmother, then I'm her grandchild,
And everytime I think of it, it nearly drives me wild,
For now I have become the strangest case you ever saw
As husband of my grandmother, I am my own grandpa!

I'm my own grandpa.
I'm my own grandpa.
It sounds funny, I know, but it really is so,
Oh, I'm my own grandpa.
Link Posted: 1/12/2005 8:17:07 PM EDT
I dont have a sister, but my friends sister I would do alot if I had the chance.
Link Posted: 1/12/2005 8:27:49 PM EDT
If ya can't keep it in your pants, keep it in the family...
Link Posted: 1/12/2005 8:30:23 PM EDT
This is always fun to me because anytime someone says "sex with your sister" I get all excited.  Why?  Well, since I don't have a sister, I begin to think about sex with YOUR sister (whoever "you" may be) and well.....that just makes me feel all warm inside.  
Link Posted: 1/12/2005 8:31:39 PM EDT

Originally Posted By chuckhammer:
This is always fun to me because anytime someone says "sex with your sister" I get all excited.  Why?  Well, since I don't have a sister, I begin to think about sex with YOUR sister (whoever "you" may be) and well.....that just makes me feel all warm inside.  




Hell I like you.  You can come over to my house and fcuk my sister.
Link Posted: 1/12/2005 8:43:52 PM EDT
Well, it IS his Step-sister...  and she's super freakin' hot...  SoooOOOOooooo I guess I can over look that.
Link Posted: 1/12/2005 8:43:53 PM EDT
[Last Edit: 1/12/2005 8:46:38 PM EDT by Kaliburz]


Link Posted: 1/12/2005 8:51:17 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/12/2005 8:54:35 PM EDT

Originally Posted By thebeekeeper1:

Originally Posted By bobwrench:
I married my sister.

My kids call me Uncle Daddy

Well she is my step sister.  My mom married her dad when I was 11 she 13.  Never lived together untill I was 21 her 23.  Married one year later.

I did live in Dawsonville Ga.  for a couple years.


Bobwrench



You REALLY need to get a membership here, so you can make that your sig line.  

I don't even have a sister, but for some reason, this thread just CRACKS ME UP!!  That seems terribly odd, but I can't help it.  



thats because you dont have a sister

those of us who do seem to think differently
Link Posted: 1/12/2005 8:55:58 PM EDT
Link Posted: 1/12/2005 8:56:41 PM EDT

Originally Posted By thebeekeeper1:

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:

Originally Posted By thebeekeeper1:

Originally Posted By bobwrench:
I married my sister.

My kids call me Uncle Daddy

Well she is my step sister.  My mom married her dad when I was 11 she 13.  Never lived together untill I was 21 her 23.  Married one year later.

I did live in Dawsonville Ga.  for a couple years.


Bobwrench



You REALLY need to get a membership here, so you can make that your sig line.  

I don't even have a sister, but for some reason, this thread just CRACKS ME UP!!  That seems terribly odd, but I can't help it.  



thats because you dont have a sister

those of us who do seem to think differently


I do have a brother--we're very close, but no banjos.  



woah there! this thread has officially gone from sick, to just plain ghey
Link Posted: 1/12/2005 9:03:31 PM EDT
I have 2 sisters and both are blonde/blue model types...One of my sisters was even a "girl of the year" for a certain mens magazine. And I STILL wouldn't EVER consider touching any of my sisters..

And I used to read that certain mens magazine too! Real weird opening it up and seeing sis ummmmm...like THAT! ewwwwwwwww!

She had to work the porn convention in Vegas one year. She had to sign autographs to anyone who asked..She had some disgusting stuff to say about what the fat nasty lesbians had her write.. She had to write anything they wanted on her picture..
Link Posted: 1/12/2005 9:03:39 PM EDT
from a old playboy joke book I have "Our unaashed Dictonary defines incest as : a sport the whole family can enjoy"
Link Posted: 1/12/2005 9:04:04 PM EDT

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:

Originally Posted By thebeekeeper1:

Originally Posted By TheRedHorseman:

Originally Posted By thebeekeeper1:

Originally Posted By bobwrench:
I married my sister.

My kids call me Uncle Daddy

Well she is my step sister.  My mom married her dad when I was 11 she 13.  Never lived together untill I was 21 her 23.  Married one year later.

I did live in Dawsonville Ga.  for a couple years.



Bobwrench



You REALLY need to get a membership here, so you can make that your sig line.  

I don't even have a sister, but for some reason, this thread just CRACKS ME UP!!  That seems terribly odd, but I can't help it.  



thats because you dont have a sister

those of us who do seem to think differently


I do have a brother--we're very close, but no banjos.  



woah there! this thread has officially gone from sick, to just plain ghey



This coming from a guy who's avatar is two safes humping doggie style...I see....

Ben
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