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Posted: 8/23/2005 8:34:26 AM EDT
It has been known for many years that sex is a good exercise, but until recently nobody had made a scientific study of the caloric expenditure of different sexual activities. Now after original and proprietary research, they are proud to present the results. REMOVING HER CLOTHES: With her consent .......... 12 Calories Without her consent .......... 187 Calories OPENING HER BRA: With both hands .......... 8 Calories With one hand .......... 12 Calories With your teeth .......... 85 Calories PUTTING ON A CONDOM: With an erection .......... 6 Calories Without an erection .......... 315 Calories FOREPLAY: Trying to find the clitoris .......... 8 Calories Trying to find the G-spot .......... 92 Calories POSITIONS: Missionary .......... 12 Calories 69 lying down .......... 78 Calories 69 standing up ........... 112 Calories Wheelbarrow .......... 216 Calories Doggy style .......... 326 Calories Italian chandelier .......... 912 Calories ORGASM: Real .......... 112 Calories False .......... 315 Calories POST ORGASM: Lying in bed hugging .......... 18 Calories Getting up immediately .......... 36 Calories Explaining why you got out of bed immediately .......... 816 Calories GETTING A SECOND ERECTION: If you are 20 - 29 years old .......... 36 Calories 30 - 39 years old .......... 80 Calories 40 - 49 years old .......... 124 Calories 50 - 59 years old .......... 972 Calories 60 - 69 years old .......... 2916 Calories 70 and over .......... results are still pending DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS: Calmly .......... 32 Calories In a hurry .......... 98 Calories With her father knocking at the door .......... 1218 Calories With your wife knocking at the door .......... 3521 Calories  Hope it's not a dupe.
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Posted: 8/23/2005 8:35:50 AM EDT
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But how many calories does she gain by swallowing?
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Posted: 8/23/2005 8:38:12 AM EDT
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What's an Italian chandelier?
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Posted: 8/23/2005 8:39:59 AM EDT
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