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11/22/2017 10:05:29 PM
Posted: 8/21/2004 5:14:41 PM EST


One sunny day in 2005, an old man approached the White House from across Pennsylvania Avenue, where he'd been sitting on a park bench.

He spoke to the Marine standing guard and said, "I would like to go in and meet with President Kerry."

The Marine replied, "Sir, Mr. Kerry is not President and doesn't reside here."

The old man said, "Okay," and walked away. The following day, the same man approached the White House and said to the same Marine, "I would like to go in and meet with President Kerry."

The Marine again told the man, "Sir, as I said yesterday, Mr. Kerry is not President and doesn't reside here."

The man thanked him and again walked away.

The third day, the same man approached the White House and spoke to the very same Marine, saying "I would like to go in and meet with President Kerry."

The Marine, understandably agitated at this point, looked at the man and said, "Sir, this is the third day in a row you have been here asking to speak to Mr. Kerry. I've told you already that Mr. Kerry is not the president and doesn't reside here. Don't you understand?"

The old man answered, "Oh, I understand. I just love hearing it."

The Marine snapped to attention, saluted and said, "See you tomorrow!"
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Good one
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[Last Edit: 8/21/2004 5:50:09 PM EST by Zionist]
I Pray to G_D that this November ,this joke is...well ,still a good joke!!!
Link Posted: 8/21/2004 6:19:52 PM EST

Originally Posted By bblake00:




+1
Link Posted: 8/21/2004 11:19:15 PM EST
That joke rocks this much:

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+1
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GOOD ONE!

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GOOD ONE!

Link Posted: 8/22/2004 5:07:49 AM EST
GOOD ONE!

Link Posted: 8/22/2004 5:13:36 AM EST
Awesome. I am going to have to forward this one.
Link Posted: 8/22/2004 5:40:33 AM EST
DAMN! Sorry for the triple post.
Link Posted: 8/22/2004 5:50:56 AM EST
hehehe
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Now thats funny!
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Semper Fi
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