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Posted: 4/16/2010 2:11:16 PM EST
I work in a Hospital Imaging Center.

Today I had a female patient........a black lawyer.........that ought to tell you her political persuasion.

I keep a TV on in my area..........FOX News usually.........I turn the sound off when I bring a patient into my area.

"OH HELL NO!" she says when she see's FOX News..........and she rolls her eyes and cops an attitude.

We finish her preparation and she has her tests but is required to wait in the lobby for about an hour for a different test.

The lobby has 4 TV's tuned to different channels.......I have a remote control for them ALL!!!

She sits in one area and begins to watch.........I immediately use the remote control to tune to FOX when she looks away briefly.

She looks back to the TV and gives it the look.

She moves to another TV in another area..........she begins to watch TV............Looks away briefly.............BAM! ......FOX News appears!!

She moves again to another area and different TV...............................Yep, I did it again.

She got "FOX'd" at all 4 TV's and finally walked outside.................she NEVER saw me change the channels.

It's SO easy!!!!
Link Posted: 4/16/2010 2:12:17 PM EST
thank you sir
Link Posted: 4/16/2010 2:13:48 PM EST
Well played sir
Link Posted: 4/16/2010 2:14:18 PM EST






nicely played, sir

Link Posted: 4/16/2010 2:15:37 PM EST
Link Posted: 4/16/2010 2:17:07 PM EST
Link Posted: 4/16/2010 2:20:03 PM EST
Ok that's actualy funny as hell
Link Posted: 4/16/2010 2:20:28 PM EST
Unfair advantage-Remote control vs. woman.

Link Posted: 4/16/2010 2:21:17 PM EST
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Well played sir


+1
Link Posted: 4/16/2010 2:21:31 PM EST
That is fucking awesome.
Link Posted: 4/16/2010 2:22:39 PM EST



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thank you sir






 
Link Posted: 4/16/2010 2:22:55 PM EST
much internet points for you.....

ETA: my wife is still laughing.
Link Posted: 4/16/2010 2:23:49 PM EST
I'm proud of ya!
Link Posted: 4/16/2010 2:25:52 PM EST
It would be just like one of them to start bitching about the TV channel in someone elses building..........................
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Link Posted: 4/16/2010 2:26:13 PM EST


Place a Red Star on your Man Card...

Link Posted: 4/16/2010 2:26:32 PM EST
Well done!






Link Posted: 4/16/2010 2:27:27 PM EST
Well played sir...

Next time get it on video.
Link Posted: 4/16/2010 2:30:24 PM EST
Excellent!  
Link Posted: 4/16/2010 2:32:26 PM EST
She should be going into Cardiac Arrest anytime now.
Link Posted: 4/16/2010 2:33:43 PM EST
Quoted:
......a black lawyer.........that ought to tell you her political persuasion.


Well...honestly, it doesn't at all.  It simply tells me her gender and ethnic background...nothing about her political persuasion.  While it is true that a large majority of black people typically vote Democratic, just because someone is black doesn't mean they are automatically a liberal.

The rest of the story was hilarious...I would have been tempted to do that myself had I been in your situation.
Link Posted: 4/16/2010 2:34:39 PM EST
Link Posted: 4/16/2010 2:36:17 PM EST



Quoted:


I work in a Hospital Imaging Center.



Today I had a female patient........a black lawyer.........that ought to tell you her political persuasion.



I keep a TV on in my area..........FOX News usually.........I turn the sound off when I bring a patient into my area.



"OH HELL NO!" she says when she see's FOX News..........and she rolls her eyes and cops an attitude.



We finish her preparation and she has her tests but is required to wait in the lobby for about an hour for a different test.



The lobby has 4 TV's tuned to different channels.......I have a remote control for them ALL!!!







She sits in one area and begins to watch.........I immediately use the remote control to tune to FOX when she looks away briefly.



She looks back to the TV and gives it the
look.



She moves to another TV in another area..........she begins to watch TV............Looks away briefly.............BAM! ......FOX News appears!!




She moves again to another area and different TV..............
.................Yep, I did it again.



She got "FOX'd" at all 4 TV's and finally walked outside.................she NEVER saw me change the channels.




It's SO easy!!!!


awesome






 
Link Posted: 4/16/2010 2:37:25 PM EST

                       
Link Posted: 4/16/2010 2:39:42 PM EST
Good, its what she deserved
Link Posted: 4/16/2010 2:39:59 PM EST
This one is good
Link Posted: 4/16/2010 2:41:12 PM EST
That is truly awesome!  
Link Posted: 4/16/2010 2:41:58 PM EST
Quoted:
Quoted:
......a black lawyer.........that ought to tell you her political persuasion.


Well...honestly, it doesn't at all.  It simply tells me her gender and ethnic background...nothing about her political persuasion.  While it is true that a large majority of black people typically vote Democratic, just because someone is black doesn't mean they are automatically a liberal.

The rest of the story was hilarious...I would have been tempted to do that myself had I been in your situation.


I would agree that being black does not automatically tell you her political beliefs, but the highlighted word can.
Link Posted: 4/16/2010 2:48:45 PM EST
Link Posted: 4/16/2010 2:50:08 PM EST
This one goes out to  you, Mr. sneaky T.V. channel changer.

Link Posted: 4/16/2010 2:52:40 PM EST
Quoted:
Quoted:
......a black lawyer.........that ought to tell you her political persuasion.


Well...honestly, it doesn't at all.  It simply tells me her gender and ethnic background...nothing about her political persuasion.  While it is true that a large majority of black people typically vote Democratic, just because someone is black doesn't mean they are automatically a liberal.

The rest of the story was hilarious...I would have been tempted to do that myself had I been in your situation.


Well.............we're told that 97% of black people voted for Obama.

I also recently saw a poll that said that 36% of blacks associated themselves with characteristics that are normally labeled "Conservative".

So..........36% are "Conservative" minus 3% of Blacks that actually voted for someone else other than Obama = 33% of Blacks who voted for Obama because he's black?
Voted for him on skin color alone?
I believe that's racist.
Link Posted: 4/16/2010 2:53:07 PM EST
WIN
Link Posted: 4/16/2010 2:54:24 PM EST
Quoted:
Quoted:
......a black lawyer.........that ought to tell you her political persuasion.


Well...honestly, it doesn't at all.  It simply tells me her gender and ethnic background...nothing about her political persuasion.  While it is true that a large majority of black people typically vote Democratic, just because someone is black doesn't mean they are automatically a liberal.

The rest of the story was hilarious...I would have been tempted to do that myself had I been in your situation.


It isn't like blacks voted for O by what, 95% or so?

Then throw in woman and lawyer, and rolling eyes at Fox News, and it's confirmed.


Link Posted: 4/16/2010 2:56:02 PM EST
LOL nice!!!
Link Posted: 4/16/2010 2:57:10 PM EST
Something tells me that you use a laser pointer to move a red spot around the floor to tease cats for fun, don't you...






Link Posted: 4/16/2010 2:57:52 PM EST
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nicely played, sir


Link Posted: 4/16/2010 2:59:33 PM EST
Quoted:
Well.............we're told that 97% of black people voted for Obama.

I also recently saw a poll that said that 36% of blacks associated themselves with characteristics that are normally labeled "Conservative".

So..........36% are "Conservative" minus 3% of Blacks that actually voted for someone else other than Obama = 33% of Blacks who voted for Obama because he's black?
Voted for him on skin color alone?
I believe that's racist.


Lots of blacks are social conservatives. In fact, in CA gays lost on a gay marriage vote because so many blacks and hispanics came out to vote for Obama.

Where blacks and hispanics trend left is mostly economic issues. They want socialism (even if they use other words). They also think Republicans are meanies and secretly racist.

Link Posted: 4/16/2010 2:59:35 PM EST
Looking for the "wrong" in this.   Not finding it.
Link Posted: 4/16/2010 2:59:36 PM EST
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Something tells me that you use a laser pointer to move a red spot around the floor to tease cats for fun, don't you...



YES!!!!!!!!!!!!
 


Link Posted: 4/16/2010 3:01:18 PM EST
I am honored to be in your presence, sir!
Link Posted: 4/16/2010 3:02:01 PM EST
The doctors office I had to go to a couple weeks ago had CNN on their TV in the lobby




It was a specialist, so the first time I had been there.  Otherwise I would have asked them to turn on fox
Link Posted: 4/16/2010 3:09:19 PM EST
Are you Dick Masterson OP?
Link Posted: 4/16/2010 3:10:44 PM EST
Quoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
......a black lawyer.........that ought to tell you her political persuasion.


Well...honestly, it doesn't at all.  It simply tells me her gender and ethnic background...nothing about her political persuasion.  While it is true that a large majority of black people typically vote Democratic, just because someone is black doesn't mean they are automatically a liberal.

The rest of the story was hilarious...I would have been tempted to do that myself had I been in your situation.


I would agree that being black does not automatically tell you her political beliefs, but the highlighted word can.


My wife is in law school –– she's one of the most conservative people I know.  Somehow being a lawyer means one is automatically liberal?
I will point out that we are both white, but honestly that shouldn't matter.


It isn't like blacks voted for O by what, 95% or so?

Then throw in woman and lawyer, and rolling eyes at Fox News, and it's confirmed.

Her being black, female, or a lawyer doesn't automatically mean she is liberal.  My eyebrows would have started going up when she was rolling her eyes at Fox News, however.


Understand –– I'm just saying that people can't always make automatic assumptions about someone's political leanings just by their race, gender, or occupation.

Say the patient had been a black male lawyer, or perhaps a black male professor?  They could have been liberals....or perhaps Clarence Thomas, Walter Williams or maybe Thomas Sowell.

YES, stereotypically and statistically, the odds were high that she would be a liberal...but it might not always be the best idea to make assumptions.


Just food for thought.
Link Posted: 4/16/2010 3:14:51 PM EST
That's great!! Kudos, Sir!!



Damn shame you had no way to pipe in Rush over the musac system.....instant apoplexy
Link Posted: 4/16/2010 3:16:55 PM EST
EPIC WIN!!  
Link Posted: 4/16/2010 3:18:23 PM EST
I have enjoyed the win in this thread.
Link Posted: 4/16/2010 3:24:20 PM EST
nicely played, sir.
Link Posted: 4/16/2010 3:28:02 PM EST
The OP's cup, is overflowing with WIN!!!  
Link Posted: 4/16/2010 3:29:01 PM EST


You did!
Link Posted: 4/16/2010 3:30:02 PM EST
Nuh-uh! O no you dih-int!
Link Posted: 4/16/2010 3:31:45 PM EST
that is funny as hell but how could she not figure out you were messing with her.
Link Posted: 4/16/2010 3:31:49 PM EST
I award you two internets.
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